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SMART COMEBACKS! everyone can answer!
I need some smart come backs to my aunt when we come to her house and she verbally abuses me and my siblings calling us fat (we're a size double zero!) and other sutff!
I like one I got from hollister_lover09 saying, "and what did YOU look like when you were my age?"
some really smart ass comebacks would be great because she's picking on us and i know she's older then us and we're nto supposed to talk back but this is merely standing up for ourselves because I'm tired of just standing there, taking it in while a lot of guests are there and watching my siblings on the verge of tears.
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A comeback I always use is something that no one would expect.
Here it is:
"Even in the most Abstract Dimensions there is not even the slightest fundamental contradiction between you and an ignorant buffoon"
I came up with this and I tell you, IT SHUTS THOSE GANSTERS RIGHT UP WHEN THEY TRY TO MESS WITH THE 7TH GRADE NERD!!
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Everyonesentitlestherighttobestupidbutyouabusetheprivalige
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I’m hearing the hate but I’m not seeing the hate. You…Oh my God! Did you Botox you face into an expressionless mask?
I’ll be honest with you, I’m worried that I’m not going to be able to get your voice out of my head. It is a very real concern.
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You can fix fat, but I don't see any fix for you
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
thats only a few i know
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oohh and looks whos talking
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ohh,and what size do you where
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Get your Mum to have a word with her about her attitude, or persuade her to stop your visits. If that is not possible try blanking her because she obviously gets a kick out of insulting you. If all else fails try "yeah whatever!".
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"your mom"
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You need no comebacks to let her know how you feel.
A straight up and very simple reply, which WILL be effective would be "Why don't you stop being a bitch."
Say it very stern and stare her in the eyes.
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- no one really loved you when you were little, did they?
- how does making fun of us benefit you in life in any way?
- ah great have your "ten minute" pleasure... im sure since uncle (whatever his name is) died you need some more.
- i can lose the weight but you cant lose your evil heart.
- at least i still have my soul, who took yours?
- ah i guess you need to feel better about yourself.
- nice mirrors, try not to look in them, they might break.
*or if she ever gets new mirrors*
- nice ner mirrors, try not to look in them, they might break like the old ones.
- ah my eyes are burning!
- *sniff* i smell evil, dont you?
- the only reason ur not fat is because all of the calories you burn is from bitching.
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so I thought of some more.. lol
-Take a look in the mirror, then walk away..
-You dont have room to talk yourself Aunt ___
-Talk much?
-Have you looked in the mirror lately?
-jealous much?
-you need some more growin up to do Aunt ___
I'll try to think of some more.. =]
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=o!
be like
"girlllll you aint know me! you got mo rolls den the hong kong phone book got numbas!"
AHAHAHHA
this will probably get a 1. oh well ;]
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