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Member Since: May 13, 2013
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Last Update: May 13, 2013
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I need some smart come backs to my aunt when we come to her house and she verbally abuses me and my siblings calling us fat (we're a size double zero!) and other sutff!

I like one I got from hollister_lover09 saying, "and what did YOU look like when you were my age?"

some really smart ass comebacks would be great because she's picking on us and i know she's older then us and we're nto supposed to talk back but this is merely standing up for ourselves because I'm tired of just standing there, taking it in while a lot of guests are there and watching my siblings on the verge of tears. (link)
A comeback I always use is something that no one would expect.
Here it is:
"Even in the most Abstract Dimensions there is not even the slightest fundamental contradiction between you and an ignorant buffoon"
I came up with this and I tell you, IT SHUTS THOSE GANSTERS RIGHT UP WHEN THEY TRY TO MESS WITH THE 7TH GRADE NERD!!




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