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ok, my mom an dad have been fighting for like ever.they always swear at each other an stuff.my dad drove away a couple days ago to get away from my mom.thank god he came home.im afraid they r gonna get devorced.i need advice!!! wat shud i do???

sighned,
xxjewlsxx224

Sorry darling but you can't really do anything. This is between your mom and your dad. It's like a relationship you want to get out of and no matter what anyone tells you, it won't change your mind. The only thing you can do for yourself is make sure you keep in touch with both of your parents and hopefully they can still remain friends for your sake.


♥ Always,
Maria

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I woke up this morning and i've had it all day and this monday i have to sing for a competition...wat are some good remedys for a sore throat and is it safe??

Rest your voice. Drink orange juice.


♥ Always,
Maria

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ok my parents seriosly hate each otha and idk y!they always swear at each other and i cant take it nymore!!i cant sleep at night because they r always fighting!!wat do i do???i need advice!!

Tell your parents their fighting is making you stressed out! If you tell them how you feel about it, then most likely they will stop doing it in front of you or to where you can hear it! Your parents don't want you to feel this way!


♥ Always,
Maria

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do you know how to make those hearts???

& h e a r t s ;

take out all the space though! because if i put the spaces in there, then it would come out as a heart and you wouldnt figure out how to make it! (=


♥ Always,
Maria

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I like 2 guys and i dont know what to do because i dont know which one i like more! what should i do?

Spend more time with each of them and see which one you get along with more.


Love Always,
Maria

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wut do you tink about nick h.

he seems pretty cool.


Love Always,
Maria

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are you really gonna wait til youre married?

well that's the plan. but then again, my plans dont normally work out the way it's supposed to....


Love Always,
Maria

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TrOjAn

man!

(=


Love Always,
Maria

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i'm your stalker. i cant get over you. i stalk you every place you go. even to the mall earlier today.
-your stalker

the mall comment would probably freak me out, but you probably just read my away message. and i dont have a stalker! i'm not interesting enough!


Love Always,
Maria.

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of course i masterbate. i'm a guy. wut do you expect? and i masterbate to your picture every night.

wow. sicko!

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do you masterbate???

do you?

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why do so many people think you come off as a bitch wen you're really such a nice person!?!?!

Aw thanks! and i i think it's cuz i really do put myself out there as bitchy or stuck up. and it's not like i'm doing it on purpose it's just that wen i'm around people i dont know, i'm really shy and quiet and i dont say anything. and the only time i'm bitchy is if you you totally piss me off!

Love Always,
Maria.

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why arent you going out with anyone wen you have all these guys that like you

pssh yea right. and i dont think i'm really up for going out with anyone right now unless i'm gonna be going out with him for more that a freaking week!


Love Always,
Maria

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who do you think is the hottest guy in our school is??

hmm..i think noble is pretty cute!

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i mean it! nick h. likes you!

well i havent heard anything about it and he never even makes an effort to talk to me or anything. but i think he's a cool guy.


Love Always,
Maria

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I asked one of my close guy friends to prom. he said he doesn't know if he wants to go because he said he can't dance. he also said that dances aren't for him but he said he would think about it. how can i persuade him to take me to the prom?!

tell him that prom isn't just about dancing. it's also about making memories with some of your closest friends. and he he doesn't have to go to the prom just to dance...he can always just go to eat the food!!(=


Love Always,
Maria

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Hi, I'm fourteen, 5"7 and weigh about 140 pounds.
I know this is only a little overweight, but I'd like to lose about ten pounds by the summer.
I don't mind if this is really steady (say a pound a week or something) but I'm having real trouble losing the weight.
Anyway, what I'd like to ask is can you guys please give me some advice on how to resist snacking and/or how to lose a pound or so a week?
Thanks so much xoxoxox

when you get cravings, just drink a whole bunch of water until your stomach is full! water also makes your skin look amazing! and just eat your regular 3 meals a day. NO SNACKING THOUGH. and exercise.


Love Always,
Maria

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Are there any ways that your hymen (sp?) can be broken besides sex? Like using tampons, fingering, etc? And can a doctor tell if its broken or not just by looking@ u down there? (like check ups andstuff)

ride a bike or ride a horse. especilly if you go over bumbs in the road or something on the bike. my mom was reading about it in this health book and told me about it.


Love Always,
Maria.

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Is there a way to stop a pregnant woman from drinking? I don't understand why it's not against the law. It's aginst the law to supply alcohol to minors, but it's ok to posion your unborn child?

hide all the alcohol in the house and watch her every move i guess. but good luck with that one.


Love Always,
Maria.

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Why is it when I look at certain people's typing, my eyes begin to burn? My eyes burn especially with sticky caps, and internet abbreviations.
(luv, gurl, boi, seckz, lol, brb, kay, ur, u, r, etc)
It's almost unbearable, how do I make it stop?

Don't read it! lol. These people won't stop typing that way!


Love Always,
Maria

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