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my girlfriend cramps my personality. i want to be bad but because of her, i cant be one. what should i do?

You sound whipped homie.

What I'd do is lay down the law.

DO what you wanna do.

Be like "Bitch I'm a crazy guy, and you're gonna accept it or not. If you can't then kiss these nuts good bye."

Dude, just act like a bad boy, it might be a turn on for her.

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do chocolate and soda cause or give you give you pimples / acne ?!?!

any websites about chocolate or soda pop causing acne?

Chocolate does...

Soda, if you rub it on your face frequently enough, will actually clear up your skin, much like mustard.

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im 5'6" and 134 pounds do you think thats too overweight?

Heck no.

I'll leave it at that.

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hey yall! well i did a really stupid thing! i had sex with my bf without a condom. But he pulled out before he came. But when he pulled out he got cum like on the really high part of my leg and I thought i was pregnant...but now im like bleeding(its been like a week later)...does that mean im not? PLEASE PLEASE HELP MWA!

Just because he pulled out doesn't mean you're in the clear.

Men secret like a pre jiz, that can still impregnate you.

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I am kindof bipolar; sometimes I'm really normal, but I am also really sensitive. My feelings get hurt really easily, and if someone yells at me or tries to reprimand me for something I get really emotional; my parents verbally abused me as a kid, so is this why I am so tense? What can I do to get a frickin backbone when I'm on the spot? Thanks.

Ha. I have no friggin' backbone. My g/f defends me a lot. Teehee. I'm pathetic.

There's nothing wrong with not having a backbone.

One day you're just gonna snap and shoot up your work, and then you and can get together and have a cup of coffee after I kill my family.

Granted, I'm just kidding about the murderous rampages.

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Hey Everyone! I'm a 16 yr old female and this summer my mom and I planned a trip to Tennessee. So she said I could invite a friend, so I did. Today we went out with that friend and another one, later at dinner my mom said she was re thinking bringing her with because she was a lil out of control. She said I should take my other friend that was out with us today. I don't want to lie to the one I already invited and take another one instead. I asked if I could take both, my mom said she'll think about it. So should I go to take both? Because I really want both of them to go! I rate. :)

I say you lie to the original one.

Then take the second one.

Tell her "My mom hates you because you're an ugly dyke."

That way she'll be offended and won't care if you take the second one.

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all my friends think my one guy friend is gay and i think so too..but he deny's it when we say nething about it..what do i do ??

Just keep thinkin' that he's gay.

Don't badger about him about it anymore.

It shouldn't matter if he's gay or not.

I swear this one kids gay at our school, but he'll deny it, and so will all of these girls.

He's more femme than the other homos at our school.

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hey do you have any ideas on how to lose weight fast over summer?

Liposuction.

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ok . heres my deal , im going into high school on aug. 23 , and i really want to get a boyfriend for the first time cuz ive never dated b4 . im getting braces to which might turn a guy off . how can i get a boyfriend evn tho braces r a total turn off

Just flirt.

Guys like girls that flirt.

Braces are cool.

I have a fantasy of makin' out with a chick that has braces.

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Should i let my friend come up my shirt..? hes always like bringing my boobs up.. were not goin out but we flirt a rly lot.. Hes always hinting.. He really wants to.. Shuld i let him!? plz help i have no idea wut to do
(( im 13 ))

Yeah, it'll make him shut up about it.

It's not like it's an everyday occurance.

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Is it true that if you sweat a lot you will lose weight?

Well this is off topic, but one thing I admire is a fat chick who doesn't sweat much.

Sweating doesn't make you lose weight.

IT's just your body's way of cooling down.

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ahh i have so much celulight on my butt! what are some ways to get rid of it?? PLEASE HELP!!

Get surgeory.

That's what the celebs do.

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I'm going to get braces within a few weeks and I'm kinda starting to worry about playing flute with them. Do any of you have braces and play flute? If so, is there anyway you can position the flute so it's not right on your chin when you play? Also, will having braces dramatically change my performance?

Playin' flute with braces is cool.

Nobody has a problem with it.

Don't worry about it.

Look at all the band geeks in high school with braces... It's horrible.

Braces and flutes go togehter like ketchup and mustard.

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-- well this guy i like is really sweet! he makes me laugh and its as if i fell in love w/ him in less than a month! but he is going off 2 college and he found out that he might be having a baby!? he broke up w/ me bc of it and im really mad! i guess im just bein selfish! bc tha babi should come first!..let me know wat i should do? and it i should try and help him out or just give him space?

I recommend gettin' knocked up by him, so he'll wanna be with you and your baby as well as the other woman's.

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Well i puke whenever i eat sumthin or drink something..Sometimes i totally just do it on purpose..My mom thinks im bulimic..I think im fat and i want to become anerix or belimic or both..What should i do to loose weight and if i should do that..?

It worked for Calista Flockhart, and Laura Flynn Boyle... along with numerous other models and actreses. Who cares? Do it.

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wut do i do?!?!?! i have a huge pimple!! how can i get rid of it soon!?!?! ah!! help!!

Well if you're a guy, i'd say beat it.

It releases horomones which cause acne.

Though, if you get man paste on your face it's only gonna make it worse.

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besides talking to a guy how can you get him to like you...BESIDES TALKING! please i love someone but talking isnt working

Blow jobs, hand jobs, boob jobs...

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My boyfriend and i have been having sex for a while and i got drunk and gave him a blow job, now my face is red and itchy. what should i do?

Scratch it, and apply mustard.

It exfoliates.

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do you think girls like me need to get sexy underwear like thongs to impress her boyfriend, or do u think there are more important things to worry about in a relationship, like having fun together or their personalities? should i get some to make him the slightest bit happier, or should i just not get anymore? does it turn guys on to see girls in their sexy underwear or anything? where is the best place to get cute, but inexpensive thongs?

Eh fancy underpants are lame.

Nobody's gonna see them.

Just stick to granny panties.

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well it all started when i was helping out @ a summercamp, and every1 came over 2 my house 2 swim. and this 1 hottt guy was upstairs with me signing on as his sn. and so when he left his buddy list was on so i looked @ it (i know i shouldnt have) and so i noticed my sn on there but i am blocked, and i thought we were friends. should i ask him y he blockd me? what do i do?
madison

IM him on another sn and cuss his ass out.

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