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i just got my report card!! it suks!! in maht i got a D3B and a D in the final exam and for the final grade i gotta D 2!! i got an F on the social studies final exam 2!! my parents are gunna c it wut do i do?!?!?! ahh!?!?!?! there gunna be mad they always want me to do better in school i will but this report card it wuz too late. wut do i do? i miyt just have to deal with the long annoying speech but i dont want to!! this suks!! try n help me sum how pleaz!! ah!! help!!

Hopefully, they won't see this question either.

That'll make you look stupid as well.

Just tell them you had lots of stress from the other classes to get the 3s and you couldn't keep up all your grades, so you decided to focus on the others.

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my cousins have both had a lot of trouble with drugs and addiction. i am very scared they will die and i always cry when i talk about it. I get so sad and i dont no what to do, my emotions are taking me over!

My dad's still adicted to drugs at 50 years old.

He doesn't have a house, or a car.

I think he's the paperguy and a fry cook at a restaurant.

People are always addicted to drugs.

Some of them just get caught up with the wrong hook ups.

Hopefully, they'll find the right path and they won't die.

I doubt they'll OD unless they're the HARDCORE junkies on narcotics.

Who knows?

Maybe they'll get busted and they'll learn drugs aren't the way to go as well...

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what is the best way to lose about 10 pounds fairly quickly? i am 14 years old so i dont have acsess to many things

I saw you take lots of exlax and drink mass quanities of water.

Then I recommend you sleep a lot.

It'll make ya lose weight.

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Does black really match with anything?

With anything but navy blue, and the occasional brown in my opinion, but I'm just a guy what would I know?

Eh, not much.

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i wanna have sex b4 i'm 15...sum of my friendz tell me 2 wait, what do i do?

Do it.

It's not like you're raping their faces.

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why do i like someone until they like me, and then i stop liking them. then as soon as they stop liking me, i want them back again. am i afraid of commitment or whats up?

You're fickle.

You're constantly looking for something better.

We all are.

No shame in that.

It's the thrill of the hunt.

You obtained what you thought you couldn't obtain, so now you move on to other things.

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I want to know some good pick up lines to use on people. Thanks~!

I know one that will get you a hug.

I pulled it on some varsity cheerleaders my freshman year.

Do you have a band aide?

____ Why?

I scraped my knee when I was falling for you.

Yeah... most girls think it's really sweet, or they just think I'm cute...

Secondly, if you kind of know the girl walk over there and be like "Hey wanna hear a joke about a rabbit?" and of course the girl'll be like "Yeah." You ask to see her hand and of course she'll give it to you for the joke.

You draw a river down her palm and on one side of the river you say "here's a bunny. On the other side of the river is the bunny's family. How can the bunny get across the river."

The girl will say whatever way and you just flat out say "No, I'm sorry, that doesn't work. THere are no bridges. THere are no rocks" etc.

Then she'll probably ask you the point of the joke, or you could casually say "Do you know what the point of the joke is?"

The answer is... "I just wanted to hold you hand."

Yeah, I know, I tried to help directly, but there are many sites dedicated to pick up lines and the like.

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hey. i have REALLY short legs. &its really annoying. i know this sounds weird, but is there anyway to make them longer? i just hate having such short legs because i can't find pants! if you help me i'll rate you!

I almost agree with bpd4230, but in my neighborhood, we tied my brother to two trucks.

It gets that extra strain and causes your bones to spurt that much more.

There are things called penis extensions.

I'm thinkin' you could cut off your feet, get an extension about at the ankle and then you can proceed to ram a few popsicle sticks up there for bone support.

The growth horomones at the doctor are recommended to be used when you are young.

If you're 13 or above it's kind of late.

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if i am going to have sex with a girl that it is her first time how do i go about it with out hurting her? should i just go slow?

My brilliant answer is to finger her first to warm up the muscles down there so they're not as tense.

Seriously, start out with one finger, work to two...

Then after she's warmed up slowly, inch by inch, go in.

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What is neglachay? Is it like lingerie or undergarments?

It's like a camisole.

Except lighter...

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How do you get a picture in your column? I keep trying to upload a picture of me and it keeps saying its larger than 15K.

Ok sometimes resizing and reformattin' don't help.

What you can do from there... is...

go to a site like www.photobucket.com and create an album

from there you upload pictures on the net.

next it'll have a space for the URL.

copy the url

above where you browse for the picture on your comp in the customize section it'll have a URL spot for your picture.

simply paste the URL from the web into that line.

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ok .. ive been with the same guy for a year. thats good for me cuz i never do that .. but last summer i talked to a guy noname and we were going to date but we decided not too because our familys were best friends and we didnt want to mess that up if something happened. well me and my boyfriend are haveing some problems because i have a new job maken goood money and we never get to see each other because we have different off days. well my mom and i and nonames family went to see kenny chesney. last thursday. well boyfriend didnt like that to much and was being a rude asswhole.. which in return to that made me cry in front of everyone in the hummer limo!! my whole like was messed up .. well after i was droped off noname was helping me carry some stuff to my car .. he was being really sweet and was tryn to make me smile and i guess just feel better! well he told me he was going to call me i returned with you better because we are really good friends . well needless to say he leaned in and kissed me i was shocked i didnt know what to do but look away and say why? .. now he calls me every day makes sure everythings ok and my days going good .. his little cousin lives across the street and he told her that he really did love me .. thinking it wasnt true he even told his aunt which i know wouldnt like about something like that ... he comes by my house alll the time .. he even came by jus a little while ago. i keep having all these mixed feelings and i dont know what to do . i mean i do love my boyfriend but i feel that im just tired of the same ol thing i dont know what to do ....its been two weeks since i seen my boyfriend and im going to see him tomorrow .. but noname will see him 1st. they have to get sinor pic. done tomorrow and noname is still really mad and ive asked him not to say or do anything to him because idont want to make things worse. boyfriend knows about the whole kiss thing and he says hes not mad but i know deep down it hurts him but over the last couple of months hes really hurt me ... every time iget off the phone with him i end up crying. i dont know what to do anymore.can anyone help me?

I say pimp 'em while you're young.

Think about it...

When you get married, you won't have the chance to fool around as much.

Well I'm sure you can, but that can come with a divorce and a loss of property and money.

I say get some love from both of them.

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So tonight I got my first hickey. I always told my boyfriend not to give them to me cause I'll get in trouble but NO! What do I do to get rid of it, I can do makeup but it just wont work covering it up. Any ideas? Thanks!

Say someone was strangling you.

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my best friend thinks shes ready to have sex. shes 16 and her boyfriend is 17 and they have been together for about a year now. he dicks her over alot and isnt always the best boyfriend.i dont think they are ready, no one does. i try to tell her how i feel and she doesnt listen. i dont want her making a mistake. i dont even know if i made a mistake or not by losing my virginity to my bf whom i love to death and he loves me to death...how do i get it through her thick scull that its not a good idea?

Don't ruin the guys name.

Let him get his sex on.

Why are you tryin' to shut it down?

Are you jealous 'cause you aren't gettin' any?

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wut does it mean when a guy looses his erection?

It's means you're disgusting.

He can't stand the thought of you and doing sexual things with you.

Yet, he's a young guy, I'm assuming so it should be easy to get it back up for him.

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do girls like a guy to be to sensitive or not sensitive at all

Depends on the chick.

Some girls like the hard bad-asses.

Some gilrs like emotional guys.

Doesn't matter how bad you are, you're still gonna be sensitive.

Do you know why?

It's a way into a girl's pants.

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I have really smelly feet and everything I've tried didn't work. And whenever I walk into a room no one wants to be around me when I have my shoes off. Do you know anything that would work? If you do please respond quickly!

My advice for you is to shower with bread sacks on your feet that are filled with potpouri.

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ok this is mainly for guys but i want to know what girls think about it too.
why is it ok for guys to check out girls and the guys excuse is "its in their genes" but if they find out that their girlfriend checks out a guy then they get all mad and jelous? its not ok if a girl does it but if a guy does then its just normal for them to? girls get hurt a lot easier then guys do...

It's okay for everybody to check out people.

It's part of being human.

If your boy has a problem with you checkin' out boys whoop his ass.

Go ahead check the boys out.

Let him check out the girls.

It's just lookin', it's not like he's touching.

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ok this guy i liked mite have tickets to a concert of this band i just found out about that i like a lot...ne ways i wanna try to get him to like me so maybe we can go to the concert together....help please this means a lot to me!

Tell him you'll give him a handjob for the tickets. He'll be down.

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what is first base second base and third base..? not baseball eather! lol like kissing and that stuff

thanx!

xoxo-aSh

First is makin' out.

Second is with the hands.

Third is oral.

and bleh Home run is sex.

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