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Okay so I went to this party last night and this guy that was there was like "why the hell are YOU here?" because I'm straight edge and I don't do drugs and stuff.. And he kept insulting me and saying crap and it really pissed me off because we have mutual friends and he thinks I'm a "loser" because I don't do drugs and drink and have sex and stuff.. So what should I do to keep myself from kicking his ass? because he's really really starting to piss me off.. And I'm going to have to deal with him for a really long time.. So yeah.. Sorry if this is long.

To make things easy, completely ignore him. Druggies deserve it. They should have to pay to breath our air, eat our food and breed with other human beings. Ignore him and any other stoners.....

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Ok I kind like this guy but he's my friend I can't tell if he really likes me or not so should I akk him out or not?

Yes. Ask him out now! You'll never know if you don't ask him. That can be the beginning of a great relationship, so don't hesitate for even one moment ^^

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hi . ok well here it goes. im 14 and i have been going out with this guy named anthony , he's 16. we have been going out for a month and ive practically fallen in love with him . and he's like in love with me . well he is on probation for burglary and he told me he is not that kind of person anymore . and i said to him that if you mess up then i cant be with you. he understood and said ok. well before he met me he's done some crazy things. one of them is drugs. pot , coke , x , etc. well i told him i dont want him doing ANY of that because i hate drugs and a lot of my friends have gotten hurt and i love him to much to see that happen to him. so last night we were on the phone and we were watching cops and they did sum drug bust. and it was coke . and he's like "yea i did that a couple days ago". i got really pissed and yelled and screamed and started crying. and like he promised me he would never do that and he says he loves me and would do anything for me , but my relationship feels like a big lie. i really need some help or someone normal to talk to because my friends are all messed up to like that. im not that kind of person. he said "i have not found anyone yet like me" and im like "well if yout hought i was that kind of person , then your wrong." he said a lot more but theres to much to type. someone IM me at xIxMissthugxIx@aol.com . someone please help me with this.

He is on drugs. Once your on them your on them. Dump him. End of story. I don't care if he says he will stop, he flippin' you.

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i kno this is a dumb question but what does skimpy mean? thanks appriciate it.

Skimpy. Hmm. I guess you woudl only ue that in the sentece 'Damn that is one skimpy outfit. Know how miniskirts get shorter every year? Thats mostly it.

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My best friend in the entire world is going out with a guy that I liked..At one point in time I liked him and he liked me..but I never went out with him because my best friend liked him.. I dont know whether or not I should tell her this because, well they look really cute together, but the thing is, is that I think I still like him..
Clueless here..I dont know what to do..

I believe you should tell her. If he liked you at one point, then chances are he still does. Most likely he has more a thing for you than her.

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my very best friend in the world walked in on my and this boy a few days ago and we weren't doin n e thing bad just kissing and having fun. and well now she wont talk to me. i tried to talk to her and tell her that i was sorry and try to explain it to her but she wont even look at me and then she calls me a sl*t so i really need help how can i explain to her that its really not that big of a deal and that im sorry? and the weird thing is she never really cared about me and my other bfs and stuff that we did. so please help me soon

It's possible she likes your BF so much that she thought she loved him or something. If she's calling you a slut and not accepting the fact that you were just making out, I'd just drop her as a friend, even if she is 'Your best friend.' Putting a friend down just for kissing your BF and maybe playing around a bit is uncalled for. If that not good enough reason, who's more important, your boyfriend or someone who calls you a slut just for kissing your BF? I'd hope the BF.

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O.K please help and fast... my mom has the flu and shes throwing up and stuff... what do i do? is there anything i can give her that will help her feel better?!? (not medicane) please help!
*i rate*

Ok, one thing. Medicine will not help at all, unless its Thermaflu or something to simply kill the symptoms for a bit. Influenza is a virus, not a bacteria like the cold, so really you can only wait it out.

The vomiting, yes, is from food. The body is in an unusual state during this sickness so it probably doesn't want to accept what it's been fed. Just make sure shes in bed and resting.

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My sister has really bad cramps! Does any one know some quick fixes. She has already had motrain if that helps! Thanks!!

Wet a hot rag and place it in the abdominal area (if we /are/ talking about menstrual cramps here) and if available, painkillers will help ALOT. Also do a couple exercises, muscles dont stress as much when theyre being used.

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Alright, I came to the realization that I love this guy that I have been friends with for nearly 5 years. He lives a couple of hours away from me so we talk on the phone. My question is, should I tell him that I love him? Would it freak him out? Would it make things wierd? Should I tell him why I love him? Im in a biit of a spot right now. All comments are well appreciated. Thank you so much.

~Nokomis~

I know how you feel, Noko. Just talk to him and pay attention to how he responds to what you say. After awhile, just bring up he fact that you have feelings for him. As a good friend he should understand, and if he hasn't been watching some other girl, theres a big chance that he feels the same way about you.

Whatever you do, dont 'wait for the right moment.' That moment could be the very same one he comes out and says 'Guess what, I found someone I can say I really love!' and that would probably break your heart, and he would never even know it, because you didn't tell him.... -poke- so don't hesitate. Just remember, even if he doesn't feel that way, you'll always be friends.

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I was talking to my boyfriend and he got a boner. I happened to glance at it and he noticed me looking and got real embarrassed. I can understand why he'd be embarrassed but now he's scared to talk to me anymore. I don't think it's gross or weird. It's natural and I wish he could see that I don't care. He doesn't have to feel ashamed or anything around me. He makes me horny too. TMI? Sorry!

Just confront him and tell him you think it's ok. That it isnt gross or freaky or anything. In fact, nasturally, as your BF, thats a good thing, that he feels aroused in your presence. Most girls, especially if its your BF, would.... take that as a compliment, I suppose, that the guy was getting a hard on just fromtalking to him!

And you being reandy too around him? All for the better! Just don't ruin the relationship by having it revolve around sex. Eventually one of you will want more but the other won't and that would be the end of it. It sounds like you have a real deal going on here ^_^ and of course its not TMI, we /all/ get like that sometimes and everyone knows it! :P

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if my boyfriend touched his dick(no cum) and then fingered me, is there a chance that i can get pregnet? Thanks!

No, the chances of your BY touching his penis without any cum present and then fingering you is so low you're just better off not worrying about it :) so basically, very very very very^4 low, heh! Nothing to worry about ^^

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Hi.
I'm in need of some advice of what to do. Lately my boyfriend of 7 months has been seeming different. I do admit this is an internet relationship and I haven't gotten a chance to meet him in person. But things have always been good between us. However lately, he seems distant. I'm not sure why. But I'll go to talk to him and he doesn't respond for long periods of time, and it's not occasionally that he takes awhile to respond. It's anytime I talk to him anymore. Also, he used to always want to talk on the phone but anymore he's always busy or tired. I'm not sure if he's losing his interest or getting tired of me. I'm kind of scared that it has to do with a friend of his and mine that was gone for awhile and just came back recently. The entire time she was gone he was always saying he missed her.
I want to talk to him about it but I'm not really sure how. I've never had this problem before and I don't know if I'm just being paranoid or what.
Please, I really need some advice. :\

First of all, ignore the advice scopedope gave. Thats not advice, its just a put down. I too, met someone on the net, but we're just good good friends, nowhere near the whole GF/BF thing though. Doubt that could work. We're young too... Anyway!

Take into mind that you have never really met in real life. He probably just lost interest because nothing was going on, like dating and the lot. If he's not like that, then, its possible he's just beat from the day or work.

The friends thing I'm not sure on, perhaps he just likes talking to her aas well? But that doesn't help that he doesn't speak to you as often.

On the subject of talking to him about it, just get him into any old conversationa nd somehwere in there, bring it up and ask. I've done that with success so many times.

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hi...my name is anna. i like this guy who is a year older than me. hes really sweet, quiet, hillarious........and to my knoweledge hasnt have any-very many g/fs. everytime i see him i cant speak or anything. i saw him the other day and i ran. how stupid am i. I RAN!!! i couldve done anythingelse but no....i ran. i was wondering...like what do i do? i met some girls who sit with him at lunch. they know him so well. and i dont. im sooo jealous. i cant stand the madness of having a b/f but i think hes rite for me and im so clueless. thank you soooooooooooo much!

First of all, is he a friend, or do you just like him? If thats true, than just act like he's one of you're other friends and say hello, talk to him about whatever. Be_yourself, for one thing, changing your personality has to be the dumbest thing you can do. NEVER do that. I myself would hate it.

If he isn't then follow step 1. Greet him, try and become good friends with him. It's just like making new friends, except you might love them ;)

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I've started using a gothic appearence. (I dressed in black a lot and use dark black make-up on my eyes and either brown or red lipstick.) Nobody even understand why I'm doing it. I'm sort of doing it as an expirement. (Sorry if I spelled that wrong.)It freaks out my teachers, classmates call me a vampire, my boyfriend acts scared of me, and my parents don't like anything about my new look. All I've changed is how I look. I don't want to lose my friends just for the sake of looking gothic. But, if they can't accept how I want to look, are they real friends? What should I do? Advice please!

Hey, I can relate, I started wearing Tripp, spiked accesories,chains, those custom contact lenses, all that cool stuff. If your parents dont like it, try explaining to them that you're simply experimenting. Maybe you just like the color black, because its easy to match up, and all the accesories just catch your eye in their own way. Try this with your friends too. If they still don't liek the new look and give you a hard time, go ack to what they liked. If they like you again just for that, end them. Just 'dump them' persay. If they only like you for how you look, then they are not true friends. Real friends like you for who you are, not how you look.

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