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It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.

About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.

I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)





++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.

++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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okay.
so i understand that most girls shave their virgina. well. is it healthy? like when i do it i get red bumps.

Helpp?
sorryy. (link)
Lol. Vagina, not virginia or virgina. :]

It isn't healthy or unhealthy, actually. It's just a preference. Check these similar questions on this site for help. :]

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So you see, lots of girls have that problem. :]


why are non-stick pans bad for you??
I read it off someones advice... (link)

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http://www.homemakers.com/Food&Nutrition/cookscorner/buying-pots-and-pans-n239283p1.html

http://www.azcentral.com/home/food/cooking101/lesson1-2.html


is there anything someone needs to know how to be preppy, u know like if your emo you cut yourself, adn if your goth you dress in black, if youre redneck you where boots and huge belt buckles....etc.........whats the thing with the preps.......what makes a prep a prep?!? (link)
Lmao. Talk about generalization.

Just because you cut yourself doesn't make you emo. Just because you're emo doesn't mean you cut yourself. Same with being a goth or wearing black or being a redneck or wearing boots and big belt buckles. BUT (ignoring your steriotyping and generalization) preppy people tend to wear everything that's hot right now. Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, Hollister, Gucci, Juicy Coutoure, all the stuff that's really in right now. And in saying that, I don't mean everyone who shops at American Eagle is preppy, or vice versa. People are who they want to be, or who they let themselves become. Being "preppy" or "goth" was originally a mindset, now they tend to just be words in referance to fashion.


http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd260/sallyxcore_BAM/Untitled2-2.png
thats a picture my friend made of her
but we forgot her name
WHAT IS IT? (link)
Dancedance- that's probably her friend's name. Most people have cute little name things as their myspaces. But um, the model looks like of like Carrie Underwood to me, except she's not a model. :/ Try looking in the history of your computer for websites you've visited? Or, idk, checking your google history?


how do you get over someone? i knw its a simple question but how? thanks in advance x (link)
Time usually helps. :/ Being around your friends helps too... Basically occupying your time with something constructive rather than thinking about him/her will slowly help you get over them.


hey well i just broke up with a dude to go out with another dude and everyone is saying he likes me but only for by butt and other people says he likes me and other people also they say that he flirts with other girls and stuff so i dont know should i brake up with him or what?? plz help me this is a imergency!!!!!!!!!! (link)
I think more communication should've been involved before you dropped one guy to go out with another. What are you, 13 ish? It sounds a bit like it. There will be tons of more guys out there that will use you, that you'll use, that you'll date and that will want to date you.
An emergency classifies as a serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate action. You possibly being with a guy cause he likes your butt is not an emergency. Rate me low (I seriously don't care) but just pick something. If you like the guy then be with him. If you don't like the guy then don't be with him. It's that simple.


Hey, well all the boys want to kiss me but i have kissed boys beofore but i am afraid and if they do kiss em most guys say i am a really good kisser the last guy i kissed but i am afraid i am nto anymore and if i kiss a boy they will spread around school that i am a bad kisser help me plz!!!!!!!! (link)
Kiss them or don't kiss them, that's your business. Tell anyone who wants to think other wise to shove it up their ass. :]


i heard this awesome rap song "soldier boy" i think that was its name but idk it said that alot, does aomeone know who its by??? (link)
Yeah, that's totally Crank That (Tell Em) by Soulja boy. Great song.


I couldn't really pick a category that fit my question very well. Anyway, here it goes: (Bear with me, it will be long.)

I found out about four months ago that I am pregnant. At the time, I was just 15 but I am 16 now. My mom is fine about it, because she and I are very close and she understands me. My dad was upset, but he is better now. My boyfriend is 19 years old. He wants to be fully involved in the baby's life as well as mine.
The main problem is that my dad (Whom I live with; my parents are divorced) is very controlling. He barely even lets me see my boyfriend, and even insists that the baby's last name isn't after the father. I think this entirely unfair.
Anyway, the question is this: My baby is due in May and my boyfriend and I want to live together... We want to have our own apartment, just him, the baby and me. This could be done; he has a good job and I am going to finish school even after the baby is born.
Being that I am a minor, I don't know how I can do this. I want to leave and be with my boyfriend and baby once the baby is born. I know that I am legally considered an adult if we were to be married, but I am too young, aren't I? Is there any way I can move in with my boyfriend? My mom would give me consent, but I highly doubt my dad would. Please help. (link)
Incase you didn't know already, Ygsgirl is very smart, and I have yet to find an instance where she's been wrong. Listen to what she has to say. :]


I am a female FYI.

so it is right to be mad at her?
well good! she was soooo immenture about it that toally broke my heart. she could at least write me back not let me hang there in confusion.
i am still pissed off and she doesnt understand what i am gong through. all i wanted is to tell her how i felt and move on. BUT she send me mix signels that through me off in confusion.
I wouldnt mind looking for new friends as i do chat with some on line. but i just dont want our friendship to drop because of this.
she did ask me the next day after i was upfront to her. "Are you mad at me?"
i said "short of all i wanted was just to tell you and move on"

thank you for your answer. (link)
:] No problem, giving advice is a fun hobby of mine, I'm glad it could do you some good at the same time.

:/ I am sorry about the girl you're involved with though, that's kind of part of the problems with liking girls in the first place.

You don't have to let your friendship drop completely, just expand your horizons with new people. Be diverse, it'll help your creativity. :]

And like the saying says, time eventually does heal all. [even if you don't think it will.]


Well my friend got his first girlfriend, we're in highschool and I'm SO happy!

On the internet I said that I'm so happy for him that he fianlly got a girlfriend and asked who's the lucky girl?

Then he went all mean and one of the things he said was "why do you care"

Did i do something wrong? Did he think anything bad of my words or something? maybe when i said FINALLY? I just meant I finally see one of his 'girls' after all the years we've been friends and stuff... (link)
Yeah, saying, "finally" wasnt the best idea. Try explaining it like, "finally you aren't being such a tease anymore" or something like that? Just try to make it sound like you're happy he's found someone good enough to be serious with. Or, if all else fails, say it just came out wrong and you meant nothing negative by it.


I want to make sugar cookies with cookie cutters and decorate them with different colored icings.
First of all, should I just buy vanilla icing and use food dye to make different colors?
And also to decorate can I get like a piping bag cheap? Where do I find them? Do they have just a plain thin flat tip, like a line shape?
Thank you! (link)
You can make your own icing, very easily. Homemade icings are usually better, in my opinion.

You could always google it:
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Wilton's your best bet- they're one of the best known food decorating companies out there.


http://www.wilton.com/recipes/recipesandprojects/icing/royal.cfm
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Royal-Icing-I/Detail.aspx

Any place like Walmart or Michaels craft shop [or some local craft shop] will have all the supplies you need, and maybe even classes. You can make your own piping bag, too.


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http://whatscookingamerica.net/PegW/SunFlower/SunflowerCupcakes.htm


You just take a triangled shape piece of wax paper. Have one corner facing down, then two at the top. Fold in the two top corners, so it looks like a cone, with a very small hole at the bottom. Tape the cone shut. Drop in your tip, and possibly cut the hole bigger and you're ready to go. [You might want to roll down the top of the bag, to keep all the icing from oozing out the top onto your hands as you're working.]
You can go to any craft store or Walmart and find a cheap set of tips [either plastic or metal] and it will have a thin line shape, among other things you'll want to experiment with.

:] Happy decorating.


Does anyone know of some web sites that allow you to creat crossword puzzles or enter studying information that they make into something to help you study? ha.. I hope that makes sense. (link)
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http://www.crosswordpuzzlegames.com/create.html


I am so pissed off! I just can't understand that I have feelings for someone who is so immature! I like her when I first met her and I never understood it. Now when I couldn't hold my feelings in I told her how I felt in a chat room. She read what I wrote about how I was depressed and confused she respects my feelings but doesn't feel the same. I felt very unhappy because I can't stand to think of someone else having her. I didn't move on yet but my sister was trying to hook me up with some guy at a party but I didn't like him but I was kind enough to hang out with him. I wanted to share her about what happen at the party and then she gets jealous and pissed. She tells me that 'I guess time will tell for the both of us' and that got me very confused. I ask her in an email to explain her self and what she told me that she was jealous of my last two boyfriends and afraid of that if I get a boyfriend we won't be close no more. To me it seem like she has feelings for me. So I am trying to find out if she does, I ask her in a note to explain her self again and I ask if she likes me more than a friend. She didn't reply back for 3 weeks. I myself finally ask her up front face to face why didn't she reply and she says because she already told me in the email about why. I said 'yeah I know but I just need a more understanding.' She said she will read what she wrote me before and then she will let me know. I told her 'why can't you tell me right now? I mean it isn't that hard', I hear her mumble something under her breath 'maybe not for you.' I ask her tens times 'just tell me' and then she finally tells me that she was being over proactive of who I meet. Well I can understand that as a sisterly love thing but it doesn't give her the right to not say anything. Yeah she might be too afraid to tell me because afraid to hurt me BUT she did! She hurt me by not telling me and ignoring the question! Why can't she understand that this hurts me that she can be so immature!!!! I still hang out with her because I am kind of her only friend she hangs with. We Talk and go to movies with our friends but I just can't get over her. I still think that she might like me because I remember how close she was to me by leaning her head on me and that made me felt like she like me because she didn't so much that it felt nice.(she is very touchy person) Now she doesn't do that no more and now I miss it. I want to leave! I am tried of seeing her and having these feelings I just want to move away. I might be moving next year to Hawaii with my parents but it is unsure if we be moving next year. I hate her because she can be so confusing! I feel like she is playing with my emotions and she doesn't take it seriously!!!! I want to get over her now but I have to sit here and deal with the pain. I don't want to hurt her by telling her I don't want to be friends no more but GOD I can't take it! She even asks me in a text the day after I talk her about explaining herself. She asks me if I was mad at her and I said 'yes I just want an honest answer so I can move on.' I just want to yell at her now and just say all my feelings to just get it off my chest!!!
I have no idea what to do.


For you information: I new her in junior high school 2000 and we are still friends. I only talk to her on how I felt about her in chat rooms and emails. I finally got the guts to ask her face to face that night. She only had one boyfriend that lasted 3 days she told me she is unsure of her sexuality. I only had two boyfriends but I broke up with them because I use them to get over her and I told her that. I am a bisexual women and she was my first long term crush, I never like the fact that I like her because I just want to be her friend. I am trying my best to move on but it is hard. Please write me back.thank you

Ps I am sorry that I sound very angry
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Oh gosh, I was totally guessing what you were up until the very last three sentences. [male,bisexual or female, bisexual]

You have the right to be angry. You feel like you're being taken advantage of. Tell her that you understand that she's confused about her sexuality and that it's okay to explore your options- you did. Whatever you decide to do, be upfront and in her face about it. You don't want to like her anymore, then tell her you're over all the drama, even if you aren't over her yet. Start hanging out with different people that aren't friends with her, maybe being with other girls or guys that don't even know her. It won't count as using them if you have an actual connection with them.

If all else fails, count to ten and hope that you're moving soon. :/


hey ive been hookin up with this kid and like im starting to like him alot...the problem is that hes my like ex hookups best friend. we both argreed for now to keep it quiet. im just afraid that im going to start falling for him and not be able to have anything with him. what should i do? (link)
Honesty is the best policy. Tell whoever you feel should know you two are together now, or going to be soon, or whatever is going on at the moment. A kid should know when his best friend's with his ex.


i need a quote for my myspace headline...PLEASE NO LINKS...OR WEBSITES...i need one about my friendship ending..and how i only got myself..and can't rely on anyone anymore!

THANKS in ADVANCE! (link)
You're probably going to rate me low for this, but it can easily be answered by google.


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But, here are some I happened to find before too long of a search:

"A frienship lost is an enemy won." -Proverb
"What soberness conceals, drunkeness reveals." -Proverb
"True friends stab you in the front." -Oscar Wilde
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."- Martin Luther King, Jr.
"The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other" -Ashely Brilliant



does anyone know any good SLOW ROCK....indie songs? =] (link)
Songs like these, you mean?

Do You Realize by the Flaming Lips
Champagne Supernova by Oasis
I Will Follow You Into The Dark by Death Cab For Cutie
Cue The Sun! be Daphne Loves Darby
Jesus Christ by Brand New
Not The Sun by Brand New

:] Hope some of these are appropriate.


i rearranged my room last month and put my computer on the other side of my room. my AIM and interent were working fine in it's old spot and i would be signed on for days and would never get signed off. but when i moved my computer to the other side of my room i would get signed off in seconds and it would take forever to sign back on. on the bottom right hand of my computer screen it says "network cable unplugged" my dad checked all the wires and nothing is unplugged. but before, when my computer was in it's original place, that thing was never there. but what's even more weird is that when i go to my wireless network connection and connect to linksys it says my status is connected and the signal strength is excellent but it still says the network cable is unplugged. even if i'm still signed into AIM and NOT signed off. what's going on and what can i do to fix this so i can be signed on for days again? (link)
I have the EXACT same problem. I even use Linksys. After being on the phone with Comcast Cable for nearly half an hour, I gathered that basically all I could do was reboot my Linksys thing and restart my computer.
:/ That probly wasn't much help, but it's what I do.


So.
I sit next to Adam in reading, forced to but if we had the choice I probably still would. Well for the past week of sitting together, we've flirted. I wasn't sure at first, but the nudges.. pinches.. Footsies!.. and just what were talking about. Becky even called it flirting. Then PJ Stamas, the most rudest ignorant JERK ever asked "Are you going out with Katie???" Looking directly at Adam, because im not the best thing to look at.. and Adam didn't say anything so then Pj looked at me and asked if we were and I said No were not because were not. So Pj said oo and looked away. And me and Adam went back to flirting.. =D Wellthat was Thursday. Friday at lunch because I sit next to Adam because we are friends.. some random girl I couldnt tell you her name to save my life asked HOW LONG we've been going out..! Then today DJ didffrent annoying kid asked if we were.. Well I dont see why Adams not going "Gross kid! No I am not going out with this Hella Fat cow!" But all 3 times he hasnt said anything.. i've had to correct them. The Steven goes around telling Adam that he's all I ever talk about which soo isn't true!
Adam said something to me I forget, about "us."kinda and I was like ahh not now Adam later.. just joking around and he was like yayyy now i have something to look forward to and It was funny and I laughed and stuff and I guess I have a laugh AND a giggle. Ive heard this from my Best Budd in the whole world Becky. Well I dont control it. because I dont know I even had a **gigle...
Well, Beckys made a huge deal out've reading and me and Adam flirting. I say its not.. even tho it kinda is.. I mean Im not the number one girl Adam could have! He's funny, Smells delish!!! no joke, and i donno everything about hims awsome. He has more options besides ME. I stayed back, im the Godzilla of the grade.. because im fat and im just al around not pretty. But people tell me other wise.. but ughh tuff subject.
Then today Adam at lunch was playing footsies.. and i was laughing and stuff when JJ tried making fun of him and started with my other foot COMPLETELY AKWARD btw when Adam stepped on his foot with FULL FORCE like as hard as possible!! Well all I can say is JJ wont do that again =) But the weird things is afterwards, Adam didn't stop. He continued holding me knee.. and playing with my foot. And in reading, he rubs knee\leg and we talked about how waffles are better then pancakes, lipgloss is better then lipstick (haha funny funny!) and if i looked better with or without glasses and he said eitherway..=) And I dont know what it's called but he keeps stepping on my hel when im walking and it kills SOOO much lol and Friday he hurt me and he was like Oh my god im sooo sorry and hasnt done it since.
Well, I didnt want to admit i liked him because he couldve been flirting with me on a bet or date, Ive seen those movie! or to just fuck with me. And I dont wanna make a big deal outa this if he doesnt. I dont wanna look like an idiot.
Well I kinda wrote this is my profile.
So Maybe I Do Talk To Much.
Expecially
About Him.
I might as well go to the tallest mountain..
And Scream It To The World.
"I Can't Lie."

After me and becky Had a talk about how I suck at lieing...

What do I do??




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First of all, let me say thank you for using actual names, not "boy X" and "girl Q" because it makes the question SO much easier to read. I can't tell you how many "So there's this boy, we'll call him X" questions I've skipped over.

SECONDLY [on to the question] it seriously sounds like he likes you, but it also sounds like he's kind of being junior high about it. If I were you, I'd straight up tell him that I liked him, and see what happens. Tell him that if he doesn't like you back, that's cool too, though.


i have a problem with pulling out my eyelashes.
i go through fazes where i don't do it for a while ; & i have these think , curly, beautiful Itlaian eyelashes. normally, that's during the summer. or for a week or two during the school year. mostly, i just pick at them at random times. currently, that's where i am. when i am bored, don't want to do homework, anything. my mom says i usually do it throghout the school year because i'm stressed. i always ask this question, & everyone gives me such great answers. for some reason, i jsut can't stop.currently i have practically no eyelashes on both of my bottom lids. on the top, i have sparse clumps of 5 or 6. i look disgusting. it's tearing me apart. please help me (link)
Eyelashes'll grow back eventually. Until they do, just don't pull at them. Try what some cutters do to help them stop. Keep a rubber band around your wrist and snap it every time you want to pull.
I've heard that sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. But you won't know until you try it. :]




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