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Hi there =]
I'm 14 (if it helps?) Well we all know HALOWEEN is coming up soon. I'm trying to get ideas on what to do for a costume. I kind of want something 80's inspired. Maybe something like an 80's hipster girl with the crimped hair and such. Any ideas on what to wear, how to do makeup, where to get this stuff, etc. If you have any pictures for inspiration? Also i'm on somewhat of a tight budget.

If you really want to be an 80's hipster girl, you should go as the most scariest thing of them all...a valley girl. Oh yes, like I totally think that you should, like, try to go as one! That would be so, like, oh my God, tubular! All you would need to become one of the aforementioned terrors of the 80's is an old pair of jeans (ones that still fit, but that you don't wear) and some bleach. Bleach the hell outta them and you could bleach words or shapes, whatever. Get bright make-up I am talking bright blues, purples, greens, oranges, hot pinks and just cake on the make up. Crimp your hair but make sure you have a half ponytail on the side of your head. Then get a oversized white t-shirt and tie it in a knot down at the bottom on the left side. Roll your jeans and get some puff paint from your local craft store. Put stuff on there like I Love New Kids on the Block and Johnny Depp is such a hunk. Heh, I have realized that I have just shown how old I really am. Now I am sad an must leave you with my brilliant advise. If you need tips on how to talk, rent the movie Clueless.

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16 male. I honestly think I am going insane. Things just have been building on me my entire life, and they are starting to just break through to the point where I cannot control my own emotions anymore.
It's like last night, everything inside me just exploded. My mom works on pit crew for my band, and she asked me to help unload the truck. Well, I happen to be the only person who uses the truck that has to unload because she is there. It always makes me a bit upset when she asks, but not like last night. Don't mention this, for it is not the issue. If you do, it is a 1.
What happened to me after scared me. I suddenly had flashback after flashback, showing me how un-normal I am. I have overprotective parents, first off, and began wishing things like they'd stop. I am a quiet person, and I wished that I could speak more. I have not had a girlfriend, I wished I could. I wanted my friends to be a bit closer to me. I wanted somebody to actually be interested in what I say, instead of blatently nodding. I wanted my sister back from her present self where she is dating a guy and is so rebellious that I can no longer stand it.
AKA, I wanted to finally be normal. And it has caused so much depression in me these past days... I feel like my life is going south, and I cannot even look north.
What do I do?

First off you are not un-normal. There is no such thing as normal. Normal is relative. What is normal for one isn't for another. It sounds to me as if you are wanting a little more control. It may not me normality you want, but to be able to have control in your life. Which is perfectly fine. Being a quiet person myself and therefore very lonely at times, the only way to stop it is to start talking. You would be surprised that with your friends it is easier than you think. If you want people to hear what you say, speak up. Get their attention and keep it. If they are your friends they should be willing to listen. Your sister will come around. This boy will most likely not be the one she will marry, so just bide your time. She is testing the waters and trying to assert her independence. Have a talk with your parents, tell them (calmly and intelligently) that you feel like you have too many strings attached. Ask them if it would hurt any to have some more freedom, granted that you don't abuse it. Tell then that in order for you to be able to make your own desicions and feel like you are on your way to being an adult, you need to be able to have more leeway. If you could prove yourself trustworthy, more freedom will come with it. Oh an by the way I don't care if you give me a 1, but don't type in info, if we are not to comment on it. If it isn't relavent, then don't put it in there and then threaten us with a 1. Not cool.

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I`m on my period. I was just in the shower and I saw all the blood coming out. Now I feel really dizzy, my neck hurts badly, and I feel like I`m going to pass out. I have a major cramp and I also feel like I`m going to throw up. We don't have any Midol and I`m home alone so my mom can`t get me any. What should I Do?

See if there is any other kind of pain reliever around. When I was younger that used to happen to me. I was even taken to the hospital because I was passing out and throwing up bile. My mom eventually took me to a gynocologist and I was put on birth control to help regulate my period. So if happens to you alot, talk to your mom and maybe you should go see a doctor.

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Where is the clitoris? Everyone says "at the top of the vagina." On the upper right side of mine is this pink thing about the size of a calcium tablet. Is that the clitoris?

Yup, you found it! (or at least it sounds like you did. The vagina is internal, so it can't be at the top of the vagina unless you had a rare condition called clitonginaritis...which I just made up and doesn't actually exist) So just feel around, you'll know if you find it!

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Okay, last night I was with my boyfriend and he was fingering me..butbefore he fingered me he had handeled his dick and idk if there was cum on it or not..but when i felt it there wasn't really any there.. is there a possibility that i could be pregant?

Ok, listen. If you are going to be sexually active there are just certain things you need to do. Like THINK. Oh, and use condoms. The chances are small that you could get pregnant from that, but stranger things have happened. If you are gonna be sexually active you have to keep your eyes open. Use condoms and leave no room for error... well the only way to leave NO room for error is to..just not have sex. Since that is not an option for most people, just be careful. If you are really worried, take a test. Wait for your next cycle. Next time just be more careful than that.

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My boyfriend and I have been dating 3 months. We both have decided that we're not going to throw around the word 'love'. Seeing as most 14 year old couples do. So this is what we do..

When we do say i love you, we agreed we should only say it when we feel the moment is suitable, but we both know that when we say it we mean 'like is too small of a word, but love might be too strong of a word'

Other times we just say like 'I like you a whole lot', but we both know it's not just a normal 'crush' kinda of like.
Do you understand what I mean?

Does anyone think this is a stupid way of going about things?

I applaud you on your rationality. You understand that what you are feeling is strong, yet you don't want to rush into love if your not ready. Bravo. You are not dumb, and if fact you are quite the opposite when it comes to this question. Being someone who has still never said "I love you" to any guy I have ever dated, I should know how to avoid that word. Try I adore you. That says alot with out saying it all.

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Ok, for those of you who are a bit older, Im thinking about running a bar. Not like opening a business, I want to buy a bunch of cheap liquor and serve drinks to my house (about 100 people, give or take) and generally get everyone nice and toasty.

Im thinking about Flaming Dr. Peppers, Jaeger Bombs, 4 horsemen shots, and other things. The other ingredients will be;

Grenadine, Coke, sprite, pinapple juice, orange juice, lime, club soda, rum, tequila, whiskey, and vodka.

Other than tequila sunrises and "whiskey and coke" type drinks, can anyone think of something interesting to make with those ingredients. Like something that uses more than one liquor.

And any suggestions for drinks that might need a different non-alcoholic ingredient (like vodka and something not listed) are also welcome.

Just keep in mind after Ive bought everything I have listed Im going to have maybe 15 bucks left.

Thanks.

Before you sell drinks out of your "homemade bar" make sure and get a liquor license. If you don't you may end up getting served in Jail.

www.mixed-drink.com

Here they have hundreds of mixed drinks all categorized by the alcohol.

Good Luck

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I'm underweight, I want to be healthier and stuff. I need to gain weight. Can you help me?
I have 2 meals a day lunch and dinner (No time for breakfast.)

You should make time for breakfast. It startes your metabolism for the day and gives your body a good start. You should eat more calories, now, not stupid empty calories like candy corn, doritos, and lots of soda, but how about things like cheese and milk, avacados and pasta. These foods are high in fat, but they also have tons of nutritional value. You can also try eggs.(heh, not that I push eggs or anything) Since you don't have time for breakfast hard boil them in advance. Get some protein or soy powder and make a smoothie for yourself. They are easy and a great way to get nutrition. You should also try some vitamins. Since you are not eating much, I will assume your body is not getting the vitamins and minerals it needs. If you want to be healthier you are gonna have to take the time to dedicate yourself to it. There is no easy fix when it comes to being healthy.
Hope I helped!

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hey guys, alright one question.

i last had my period october 30th, and right now i have my period. at least i think i do. i'm not sure if its my period... or if it's cause i "had my cherry popped" or something. do you bleed alot when that happens? cause i think i have my period. but i'm really honestly not sure.

answer, please?

If you mean losing your virginity by saying "had my cherry popped" there would be no reason to bleed that much unless the guy had razor blades attached to his penis. I will assume that you would not let a boy with razor blades on his penis pop your cherry. You normally don't bleed alot when you lose your virginity, but there can be some spotting. Now if you are bleeding consistanly for several days, then I would say....
Welcome to the wonderful world of cramps, moodswings, uncontrollable crying, for a week called having your period. You can have your period and not cramp or feel any of that so-called-PMS syndrome. However they can pop up at any time so just because you do not cramp this time doesn't mean you won't the next time.
congrats! You are offically not a girl, but not yet a woman (Stupid Britney Spears, she took my line)

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I know everyone has heard of 'Pressure Points', but has anyone ever heard of 'PLEASURE Points'? I know for girls it's down by her lower region, but what about for guys? Anyone know what I'm talking about?

In girls it is called the G spot. It is in the wall of the vagina on the side of the body facing the belly button. Ok, you asked and I am gonna answer. I just hope that you understand this could be messy (heh). The pleasure spot for most men is in the anus. If you push up there on the side facing the body (push toward the buttocks) about three inches up is the A spot (not a very unique name, but hey it is in the asshole) What you are actually doing is stimulating the prostate gland which produces pleasure in men who will let you go up their ass. Ahhh I miss cable. The sunday night sex show teaches you everything you need to know. Sue Johannson Rules!

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Does anyone have any good rock band recommendations? I love the ones I listen to now, but listening to them over and over again sometimes gets tiring. Help would be appreciated.

Depends on who you are currently listening to. Loving rock since I was like oh in the womb, I would suggest: Chevelle, Led Zeppelin, Bad Company, Ozzy (without black sabbath), Nine Inch Nails (more industrial, but still good)Machines of Loving Grace, System of a Down, Incubus, Janes Addiction, and Pink Floyd. You might want to try researching the classic rock artists, if you don't listen to them already, because there are some great music.

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just a simple question-o.
how do i flirt? my three best friends always flirt and make out like 24/7 but i havent been KISSED yet. ;[ it might be my looks, but idk. i hate the cliche "smile and wink" so dont tell me that. think new 2005 ways to get a boy, haha but not get laid. kids im only 13.
when i go places with 2 of my best friends, we go with these guys and they ALWAYS flirt with my friends not me. i mean this twig skinny guy flirts with me and some wannabe goth guy does but ew. come on. i mean maybe its because my friends are punk and all guys like punk rock chicks or what?
h - e - l - p.

Maybe you should try to talk more. If you are noticing that your friends are getting all of the action, you may be wanting to talk to someone, but it looks like your uninterested. Be animated and outgoing, if that comes naturally to you. Don't force yourself to be anything you aren't. Talk to the boys about universal things like music or video games (even if you don't know much about video games, you can find questions to ask about them) Or you could try asking your friends how they flirt. Obviously what they are doing is working.

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My best friends parents just told her that they are getting a divorce. I don't know what to say to her. I basically said "I am soooo sorry" and "this should be happening to you" I also toldh er tha ti am always there for her she can call me anytime, it doesn't matter if its 12 midnight, and she can come over whenever, she doesn't hav eto call or nothin' i don't know what else to say. HELP!!!!

Most of the time when someone is dealing with a upsetting situation you don't know what to say or do. Sometimes when you really care for someone you feel as if you aren't doing enough. This is normal. Right now there isn't a whole lot you can do for her. Her life is about to change in a drastic way and there is no way she can control it. Everyone deals with upsetting situations differently. What you have done so far is about all you can do. She may need space to figure things out. She may not know what to think or feel. What I try to do is provide a distraction. I will say something stupid or silly and try to make their time with me as fun as possible. (the rest of the time they have to deal with what is going on) If she needs her space give it to her. When she needs you to be there be there. That is about all that you can do. She may not at first but she will come around and need support. I believe you will be there to give it to her. Just try to keep it positive. Everything else will be negative for a while.

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Hey. I'm 13/m and I accept none of that "teenagers don't know love" crap. Maybe most teenagers don't, but I'm not most teenagers. I had a friend from science class. Long story short, over the summer, I realized that I loved her, I told her, she didn't love me back, I experienced The Void, and pretty much every new true emotion, I couldn't get her out of my head, and then when school started, things were awkward. I can't think of any other way to describe it. It just felt awkward. Anyway, I talked to her about that yesterday, and she agreed. So now we just forgot anything ever happened and we're back as regular friends now. I had felt like crap for a really long time, and I seemed to screw absolutely everything up. Well, now that all this pressure is off of me, I feel a lot better and I'm back to my regular happy goofy self again. Which is good. Except I feel strangely empty inside. Just a tiny pit of blackness in my happy heart. It feels nothing like The Void at all. Just... emptiness. Why? What is it? What's all this about? Thanks in advance...

By the way, here are my standards on your answers: I will NOT always rate a 5, I will rate whatever I find appropriate. I will not always rate anyway, but I will try. I will not hesitate to give you a 1 or report you, I have been responsible for a number of permanent bans. So no smartass answers. And just a matter of personal interest, try to use proper grammar. Please.

This feeling is kind of inbetween The Void and regularity. You are not as hurt as you were, but there is still something there. I have been there. (many, many, many times)The strange emptiness is probably coming from the fact that things got so screwed up in the first place. You seem to have been able to get back to friendship which is important, but just being around someone you love and can't have will have an effect on you even if you don't realize it. It is probably still bothering you somehow, but, that won't last. The thing about being so young is that it doesn't take long for another to grab your attention. I have to say, being 13 your vocab is excellent. You seem to have an understanding beyond your years (I say this not to get rated highly, but, because I know alot of people my own age that you just out shown)

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really long story but i need all the help i can get!

well my X-friend, sarah, has a popular friend.

well they just became friends.

heres the story:

sarah and i made plans wedensday to do something thursday, she cancelled plans saying she was tiared and wanted to rest so i can come over tomorrow and she can by hyper.

so i said okay.. shure. tomorrows fine! but my sister is going up to look at colleges and so i need to know.. around 1045 or 11? and she said OKAY

and so we had plans and i was waiting for her to get online around 11 am because thats when shes always online.. so i said to myself "oaky she must be still sleeping"

"mom im not going to look at colleges with you and melissa, sarah can probally pick me up, worse comes to worse i wont get there." they said okay and left.

s0o i waited around untill 9oclock at NIGHT waiting for her to sign on, i called her moms house multipal times (said to call her dads house), her dads (no answer)and her cell phone millions of times. with no answer.

so then she finallu signed on about 10 o clock at night.. and
i said "WHERE WERE YOU!!!"

and she said "Katies house with tori, whats up?"

and i said "dude, we had PLANS today!"

she said: "no we didnt....."

i felt her tention of freaking out because she knows we did

she said: "it wasnt offical plans!"

i said: "well yes it was u said ill im u around 11 with the time you can get picked up!"

she said: " so that doesnt mean i can pick you up!"

i said: "well yes it does it even says it!"

(i was sending the real convo)

and then i got a IM from katie, she has never talked to me Before on AIM so i was trying to act like nothing is going between us, but wait. SARAHS AT KATIES HOUSE!

kaite: hey
me: whats upp
katie: why you messin wit my b1tch?
me: shes "messin" up "wit" my "l1fely" plans!
katie: so what she wants to hang out with popular people and not people like you, who are posers and infact fake their lives second by second.
me: my life is all true, but i got to go theres a emergency in my family, bye.
katie: yep, whats what i thought, there aint no emegency in yo family cept that im going to mess you up.
Me: you rnt going to lay a finger one me.
me: i have to go bye
katie: thats wht i thought.
Katie: your just scared

then Tori ims me

tori: whats going on with your family?
me: my grandma is about to die i have to go BYE!
Me signs off at 1136 PM.

then some reason i got a message saying "your screenname has been signed on in 2 locations and youve been kicked off" or something like that.


then my friend, mike left varies of messages and caling my cell phone. saying "your online but you rnt talking to me whats up"

me- im not online im at the hospital.
him-really what happened?
me - my g-ma is teribally sick and is about to die.
him- that sucks tell her to feel better, quickly.
me-thanks but it wont happen.
him- sarah imed me saying to calm you down
me- WHAT? im not even iming her
him- holy crap shes sending me the messages... its like I HATE YOU FOR CANCELING LIKE THAT!

and so on.. please help me and tell me if shes worth the friend i should get back (tori and sarah) and maybe a new fiend katie. but i dont know help!

ahhhh, the one good thing about growing up is that stupid shit doesn't happen as often. Listen, this girl is trying to fit in with whomever she believes is popular and the sad thing about it is that she is going to turn on her friends, to be cool, and then the "cool" ones will, then...well... turn on her. Its a vicious cycle. Stay out of it as much as possible, let Sarah do the damage. If need be get a new screen name and don't take their bull shit. Call sarah on it and then leave her to her the immature, hateful, and just uncalled for behavior. Keep Tori though, she seems to actually be a friend.

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whenever im home alone, or even at school with other people, i constantly act as if im being watched. if that makes sense. and at night while im laying in bed i pretend as if im somewhere else and that im not mearly a student, but that im a secret agent hiding out for the night, or that ive been evacuated from the state because i know too much and im in the white house. im 18 years old..wtf is wrong with me? what do i do?(female)

Contact the CIA and FBI. Chances are they ARE watching you. They watch everybody. They know when you pick your nose and how much toilet paper you use to wipe your butt. Seriously, is this just a game you play with yourself, or are you really paranoid that people are watching you? If you just pretend to be a secert agent then that is no big deal. I sometimes pretend that I am an assassin and that my job is to stalk at night in a shiny black pleather jumpsuit murdering people for the government (I am not kidding I have actually done that) Its called daydreaming its NORMAL. You have an active imagination and like covert operations. I see nothing wrong with that. Now if you actually start evacuating yourself for unknown reasons and start to believe that you are a secret agent for the government that may pose problems, yeah...they don't like that. I should know. Imagine away, its harmless fun and you seem to enjoy it.

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Wow,
I just found out my dad smokes pot!
I'm gob smacked.

He didn't tell me, I found out myself.

I don't even know why I'm posting this, I'm so shocked. I had to get it out.

Lots of parents smoke pot. Fuck, my parents buy it from my brother! (Now you should feel better) When were you born? How old are your parents? If they are the same age or younger than mine they grew up in the 60's or 70's or 80's. Lots of people did drugs when they were young then. Now, what you could do, is turn the tables! You should sit him down and tell him how disappointed you are in him and how you expected more. You should say that as long as he lives under YOUR roof there will be no drug use in the house, and then blame his friends. (only if your dad has a sense of humor, you could wait until he was high, he would just laugh at you.)

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I'm turning 16 soon and I've never had a boyfriend, never been kissed. It's making me wonder if there is something wrong with me. Is there anyone else out there around my age who has never had a boyfriend? I know this isn't exactly an advice question, but it'd make me feel better if I knew there were other girls out there like me!!

There are plenty of girls out there like you. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with you. Sometimes it just takes longer for some than others. Think about it this way....the sooner you start kissing guys the sooner you gotta put up with their bullshit. You are 15/16. Honey, you've got a long life ahead of you dealing with men and their stuff. Take this time to get to know you and what you like, want, feel, need, and where you want to go. That way when you do meet a boy worth your time it will be alot more fun.

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ok, my names danielle and im 13/f. theres this boy i like in a prep course i go to, his names daniel (lol). someone in his class read my xanga and read an entry that said i liked him, and she told him. he wasnt sure which danielle it was so he asked me for my last naem and i told him and then he smirked and left. today at the prep course, he was walking with me on teh way to class and told me that he knew i liked him. he didnt act weird or anything, but when we went through a tight dorrway, he tried to squeeze through with me and i think he tried reaching for my hand. now my question is, does it seem like he likes me? i rate. smartasses will be reported and given a bad rating. thanks. nellie x0x

For a boy your age to act that way and not igonre you or talk to everyone else about you I would assume that he may just like you. He was bold enough to tell you that he knows, maybe you should be bold and ask him if he likes you.

[**Edit***Way to go Danielle! Now all you have to do is figure out a way to tell your names apart! Keep me posted!]

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Okay for school 8th grade tradition is go all out but not slutty.
Me and my friends want like groupish costumes for not lots of money.
Any Ideas?

Tetris blocks. Each one of you should go as a different one. Then another should go as the player. Whenever he goes and pushes the buttons on his pretend controller, you all have to scramble to fit together. All you need is cardboard boxes and spray paint. Oh, and a video game controller.

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