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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ can you tell me your first kiss story? Just what happened?

Mine was less than wonderful haha.

Just to see as a little comparison of things. thanks!
It didn't seem like I rushed my first kiss then, but I realize that I did, now. My first kiss was with my first boyfriend, and I was just about 13. I think I was just thrilled to have somebody, that I sort of ignored his flaws (which didn't seem as bad as they really were, because I didn't want to see them, you know?). We went to the park, our first time hanging out. The moment was right, and we kissed. I sucked. Royally. Horrificly. I was basically macking all over his nose. He even told me it was terrible. He said the only way I could only make it up to him by having sex with him behind the park dumspter. Riiiight? At 12, I said no. Then as a type of punishment, he hit me, a lot. He was 17. Guess he had nothing better to do than beat up on a pre-teen. Naturally, after that, the only calls I got from him were the ones saying he would kill my family. Then we never spoke again. Six years later, I am pretty shamefully still affected by the experience. I really can't bring myself to kiss anybody. I've tried many times with a few different people, but nothing works, and I wanted to cry each time. I do have somebody now, and we've been together for two years. He's the first person that actually understands what that day meant to me, and he is the first person I've not only been okay with kissing, but enjoyed kissing. Basically, the day of my first kiss was one of the worst days of my life, but first experiences are seldom perfect, and if I could go back and do it all over again, I wouldn't change a thing.

♥[?]♥ If you have Mozilla Fire Fox, you know that the Google Toolbar is on the same line as the 'Search' bar.

Is there any way I can move the Google Toolbar beneath the normal Search Bar, and extend the length of the white bar?

Any help would be grealty appreciated!!
Wow, I hate Fire Fox.

♥[?]♥ i love you
381 means 'I Love You'
three words, eight letters, one meaning; i love you
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=381

♥[?]♥ The skin on my underarms is darker than my skin color. What can I do or use to make it the same color as my skin? And what causes it?
Lack of sunlight could be a contributer. Tanning might be a good option.

♥[?]♥ Is masturbating healthy? like do you get any diseases from it if you wash your hands a lot.

Any Pros and Cons?
Try this:
http://www.coolnurse.com/masturbation.htm

♥[?]♥ Ok i feel stupid asking this....but what exactly is oral sex?
Read up:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rls=CNDB,CNDB:2006-40,CNDB:en&defl=en&q=define:Oral+sex&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title

♥[?]♥ my family might be moving to port washington, ny. Does anyone know the reputation of that town?
Well, this is what Google has to say:
http://www.pwguide.com/

♥[?]♥ Does anyone know what the reputation of paul d schreiber high school in port washington, ny? i might have to go there and i dont know what its like.

what kind of people are there?
Here is a website that will give you facts about the graduation rate, ethnicity breakdown, overall test performance and improvements, and much more:
http://www.greatschools.net/modperl/browse_school/ny/3308

♥[?]♥ well my boyfriend is really sweet the best boyfriend i have ever had.=D i am really happy with him. Im in love with him. But suddenly he seems kinda like wanting to have sex with me like when he comes over he takes off his shirt n my. like were about to do it but im not sure if i want to yet. Is not that i dont love him i do a WHOLE LOT. What should i do. just stop him all the time. should i just do it. i kinda want to sometimes but im scarde im still a virgen. pleasee help.
Right, the best way I can put this is:
If you can not correctly spell 'virgin', you are not ready to engage in sex. End of story.

♥[?]♥ why do girls shake their legs?
im sitting in class and im looking around and five of he girls in my class arre shaking their legs really fast
why do they do this?
Yeah, they're either getting off, or they're bored. Go with the first one.

♥[?]♥ i want good quotes i can put in my aim profile :] problem is, i don't know where to find them or where to find what i'm looking for. i want quotes about kind of liking a guy, not like love quotes cuz i don't love the kid, but liking him and he doesn't know. either that or cute quotes about friends, or just life/inspiration quotes.
thankss!
Here ya go!:
- http://www.wisdomquotes.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx
- http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/popular.html

♥[?]♥ How many calories does one have to burn to lose a pound?
One pound is equivalent to 3,500 calories.
Here is a website you might find helpful:
http://www.nutristrategy.com/activitylist4.htm

♥[?]♥ Okay, so I want to get a tatoo but how old do you have to be in COlORADO to get one?
I do believe you must be 18 to get a tattoo in Colorado, or 16/17 with parental permission. To be absolutely sure, it's best to call some tattoo parlors and just ask them what they say. http://tattoojoy.com/tattoo_shops/united_states,colorado,1.htm

♥[?]♥ Does ayone know any goodwebsites that have good quoptes for teenagers or life quotes pleas e??
These should help:
- http://www.wisdomquotes.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx
- http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/popular.html

♥[?]♥ Ok I am getting really annoyed because the only way this website lets me upload a picture it is super tiny. How is it that other people are uploading much larger pictures?
Go to http://www.tinypic.com and upload it there. Then copy the provided URL and paste it in the slot titled, "URL OF A PICTURE OF YOU" on your "Profile Settings" page. :)

♥[?]♥ what are some ways taht i could practice kissing / making out, without acutally doing it?
This website will be major help:
http://www.magicalkissing.com/

♥[?]♥ how do you draw a picture and put it on here in a question?what website and how?
You can't post a picture in an Advicenators Question or Answer. You can only provide a link. You can upload images at http://www.tinypic.com and get the link from them.

♥[?]♥ what are some tips for making out and kissing?

i need to know everything!
It's difficult to tell you exactly how to 'make out', but I found a few websites that might help:
- http://www.magicalkissing.com/
- http://www.links2love.com/teens_kissing.htm
- http://www.partyhearty.com/kissingadvice.html
- http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/

♥[?]♥ what does "macking" or "mack" mean?

i heard it on the t.v show call "the hills"
It means to kiss or make out.

♥[?]♥ do girls fart?
or anything else among those lines?
Never!!! ;)


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