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well today has been very odd for me. my face has just been so itchy! it cant be anything that i put on my face, because everything i put on is daily. well my cheeks are very itchy, as well as my forhead and chin. my eyes too! but i have allergies...any thoughts of what may cause this?

Perhaps its perspiration? When I sweat I tend to itch a bit on the head.... use some lotion maybe, to help? Thats all I can say on that...

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Anyone Know any Happy Love Songs??

Could you please tell me the Artist and Title, or just send the Lyrics if you have them!!

Thanks in Advance! :)

Something About Us
Melt With You
She Will Be Loved
Ownder Of A Lonely Heart
Head Over Heels

Some nice songs affiliated with love :) Checks em out!

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Does anyone know if it's possible it increase the size of your breasts without gaining weight? I know that if you gain weight your breasts will grow larger (considering it's all fat tissue anyway). But I'd like to increase the size of my breasts without gaining weight. Is this possible? Thanks, I rate.

Breast size really just depends on who you are. If you're just starting puberty, then dont really worry about it. By the time highschool comes, you should have a luscious rack XD But if you don't, there are some natural pills or exercises I'm sure, just like fo rmale enhancement...

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ok... so I've kind of been with this guy for a while now... and it's starting to get sexual... and I've never done anything sexual before so I'm pretty clueless. OK so he keeps feeling me up and I know I need to give him a hand job back... but I just don't know how. I mean does it have to be up before I start rubbin or what? and if it does what do I do to get it up... and idunno how fast to do it either... I don't wanna hurt him or anything and make him think I'm stupid... I obviously know the general motion.. I'm not THAT clueless... but yea. I guess I'm just looking for any tips on giving hand jobs and kind of 'instructions' I guess

Thanks

Awp, poor thing. Sure, what the bloody hell?

Lets say youre in an intimate situation with your BF... he's feeling you up, and its great. You want to pay him abcl, with a handjob or the such. Well, to answer your first question, yes, his penis /does/ need to be erect in order for you to actually do it.... and it doesn't matter how fast you do it. It can be slow for a prolonged pleasureable feeling, or fast for a 'quickie' most would call it. OR You could do it fast, and when you feel him tense up, ready to come, slow down and let him enjoy that feeling that he's on the edge, and continue for awhile.... and lets hope he doesn't think you're stupid if it's your first time... things liek that come over time, you gain experience over your experience-s! He won't think your stupid if he loves you, if he has patience then you have a true man there. If he has that, you should never let go, ever.

And how to get him erect? Cripes, just touching him will get him horny! I know it does with me, but... for a better experience, most would try to gain an arousal with oral sex and then if you wanted either continue on with that or just give the hand job. A sec life for people such as your age can revolve around mutal masturbation, because there are so very many different ways for each gender to have it applyed. Experiment ;P

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hey.. i was wondering.. i want to join a public singing competition and i'm not sure what to sing.. i'm a girl and i sing mediocre.. so if y'all could suggest some songs that maybe i could sing.. i have good tone and tuning but i can't go up very high... the highest i can go are like the high notes in nobodys home by avril lavigne.. so if you could suggest some good songs for me that would make the judges consider me a good singer that would be great. thx
ps: modernish songs please

Cant touch this! Dont turn around, oh uh oh... the coma sa's in town, oh uh oh!

Umm... no, leave MC Hammer out of this... go for the Titanic or Maroon 5, or Daft Punk's Too Long : )

There are all kinds of songs out there for a female to sing, especially since women can have so many varietys of voice pitch and such, so go for it! Make sure you have fun too ^^

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i recently cleared my hard drive so i lost everything, including the program i had to burn and copy cd's. now i dont know how to make cd's. i have a whole bunch of cd's that i want to put on a cd. i have WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER (and windows xp if that matters), so how do i do it with that?

Try using the install disc that cmae with the computer, it shoudl ahve the program. If not, then use Windwos Media Player, which you said you have, and Rip the music to your hard drive using the Rip tab, and then when you want to burn CD's, right click them in your Library, and in the floating drop down menu click Add to --> Burn List, and then burn em to your hearts content! :D

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I'm a 14-year-old girl. As I was leaving school the other day, I was walking with a casual male friend. As we were talking, he developed a
very large, very obvious erection. I was so embarrassed for him! I pretended not to notice, and didn't say anything, but he seemed
mortified, and left in a hurry. What should I have done?

Its perfectly natural! If he seems to kind of seem mores hy now around you, just explain to him that you know that it happens so freakishly at random times ( I'd know

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Well, My 5 year olf brother and I walked into the room my 16 year old sister and I share, and we saw her and her boyfriend having sex...

They didnt even know we were there for like two minutes... I was frozen, my feet rooted to the floor, but then finally my brother pulled me away... the problem is... My brother asked me, just as we walked out, "what were they doing there?"

I seriously dont know how to answer him... I mumbled something, but all week he's been persisting, and I need to give him an answer before he asks my parents and gets my sister into trouble... Please help!!!

Your sisters sex? Your sisters problem. Make her answer the question, your not the one who was having sex when other people are likely to walk into the room (especially when its a younger siblings? What the crap! O.o)

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Hi, im starting to like this kid in my class. Theo only problem is i know this other "almost popular" girl who likes him and is having her friends try to get him to go out with her. Whenever they try to ask him he leaves. Hes not really the popular type in all but im starting to like him. The other girl is really nice and funny, but i dont want to let a lot of people know incase she gets mad. Its just that sometimes he talks to me and like asks me the same questions and it feels like he likes me. But even if he asked me out i couldnt go out with him cuz i know about the other girls plan. Should i continue liking him, or just forget it?
* Screwed up lover *

Screw that other girl!! If she doesn't ahve the guts to ask him himself and has to have her goons do the work, he already knows she's not worth any trouble oggling over if he's smart. By all means, continue liking him! Ask him out! ^_^

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Are ghosts real? only if you know the answer then answer my question. only if you're sure.

Well, I would answer the question, bu tthe statement 'Only if you know answer' doesnt help, because no one really had hard solid evidence of the existance of ectoplasmic beings from the afterlife! :P

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okay i have a b/f now well call him "K" okay well we've been goin out for a lil while but i wanna call him but im afraid his mom or something is gonna answer what do i do/?

All ya gotta do is call! If his padres answer, then just chit chat for a moment and then ask to speak to him ^^ Distract them! -snickers-

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ok this one is going to be long, so bear with me. i have this guy friend (he's 15/m and i'm 17/f) and our relationship is kinda brother/sisterish. a couple of weeks ago, i was talking to him online and he admitted that he had a crush on me. well this totally surprised me, cause i had a crush on him too. i told him and we were both shocked but then thought that we should try and maybe go out (in secret at first, just in case it didn't work out), and just see how it goes. well we did that, and long story short, we made out a few times then i told him that i didn't think it was a good idea. i'm not really sure why i did it, but i did. but now, i think i have "more than friend" feelings for him again (but i'm not exactly sure), but i don't want to hurt him again. oh, and he still likes me a lot. what should i do?

Oooh dear. Thats not good... hmm. Well, if you don't want to hurt him any more if you already have, then don't risk ruining a good friendship, especially oen of those brother/sister kinds!! Those are as good as they get, and if you're not sure if you want to ask him out again, then dont ^^ If you felt in the first it wouldn't work out, then don't risk it again. Theres got to be someone out there who is the one hit wonder ;P

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Ok, well, I really like this one kid, but the major problem is he likes one of my best friends. I needa find a way for him not to pay attention on her and pay attention on me. I need to know what turns on a guy. Like what do you want in a girl, honestly. Thanks for your help

Waht would I liek in a girl? No bullshit. Want her to be who she /really/ is, not some wannabe model. An addictive personality.... some you can NEVER get angry at, no matter /what/ they do (unless they cheat on you. Then you can cram a rod up there a**) What turns on a guy? Heh! Any freaking contact by a women or just acting suggestive, if you knwow hat I mean, in general :P

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ok, i'm pretty bored right now and I think it will cheer everyone up if we could here a few jokes. So, what's the funniest joke you ever heard?Also what are some sites besides the obvious such as jokes.com. I want a site I never heard of.

Ummmm.....

All work and no whore makes Johnny a dull boy? O_o;

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13/f Ok i get like really scared and my mom thinks im too young to babysit. I want a job so my mom will let me get a cellphone (my mom is so mean i should hav one already!). Well since i get scared i think about stuff like....What if i was babysitting and someone called and said "Im coming for you" or something like that or if someone came to the house. I know there's a REALLY big chance that wouldnt happen but i cant help it i hav a very wild imagenation. Is there any other good job i could get? or anything that would keep me busy from thinking about stuff like that while babysitting?

I rate!

Please, do not say 'I rate u!' That gets me down so very quickly.

Now, at your age, the chances of anyone hiring you are low. Low low. Babysitting, also too young for. If you're looking for money, then do some chores around the house. Offer to help when and where you can anytime, anywhere. Mow lawns and such. You'll have money before you know it. Also, cell phones arent that necesary...

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Okay well i have a friend and she makes me do EVERYTHING 4 her well at lunch like she will be like here is 50 cents go buy me a cookie and i do it! i dont want to but i do anyways. and i through her trash away 4 her and she pays me a dime and i dont want to do that either i just feel like i can tsay no and when i do i feel like she will be mad at me but whp cares right i cant do stuff 4 her right? well i dont know what do to please help!

What a lazy fatass. Who cares if she gets mad, the lazy bum should have to get up and buy her own cookie or throw her trash away, not make slave ou tof someone else to do it. I thought I saw lazyness in my father, but this is just a whole new level....

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is this a good idea.....well i like this guy and i want to write a note and put it in his locker but not tell who i am just yet but put a sn in thast note that isnt my real one and talk to him on there and give him hinks to who i am?i older by a year 13/f

Oy. The locker note stuff. Don't bother, he won't have a clue who you are, and where would that get you? Wanna know? No where.... Thats a problem. Just confront him and ask him out or something!! I've said this many many times before, you'll never know what /could/ have been.... so just confront him. You WILL be nervous if you liek him that much, theres nothing you can do about it, but thats all part of it ^^

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my frend been acting like a totel cow the last few weeks in school just leaving us and dropping us,talking bout us behind our back.i had a go at her and she just turned on the tears and made the people who she was hangng round her go against me now i dont know what i can do cos when her mate hugged her when she was crying she smirked at me.what can i do.?plse reply swn xx

Just dont see her as a friend anymore, which she isn't. She wants her new friends to not accept you for some reason, so she won't have to hear from you again because she thinks you'll be too scared to come near her or them anymore..... just ignore her and smirk right back when the time is right. Another prep who needs an attitude adjustment.

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The guy who I've really liked for over a year said that he kind of likes me. What does it mean if he kind of likes me? My friend who is friends with him thinks that since he's shy, he said that he kind of likes me because he was too shy to say yes. This other guy who I talked to who doesn't even know the guy I like said that he thinks it means that the guy I like thinks I'm hot and has a little crush on me, but isn't really like in love with me. What do you think it means if he kind of likes me?

Ok, so he's shya nd he says to you 'I kind of like you....' That's just his way, as a shy person, to say that he likes you! Think about it. If you were shy and wanted to say that you liked someone (but you were shy! @.@) then you'd probably add a couple words in your sentence, 'like' or 'uhh' some examples :P

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20/f

This guy I had a date with kissed me on the firt date. Is that werid? I have never kissed someone on the first date before. Do you think he just wants sex?

Is it not normal for any man to want sex? -blink- Of course he does, but what you mean is does he want yo usimply for that? ;P The question would be easier to answer if you had said you've known him for a while or something. If that's true, then it's just simply possible he's had a thing for you for awhile.... and if it's not true, then you can't really tell. Just another thing you have to keep faith in ^^

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