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"There's no other love like the love for a brother. There's no other love like the love from a brother." A lot has changed since I was in High-school and first created my column - almost 8 years ago!!!! I now have two gorgeous Boys who mean the World to me; Brody, who is 3 and a half years old, and Brayden, who will be a year in November. I live my life for these two Boys. They make every second worth it. xxoo ♥ ♥

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How much does sex hurt and how can you not make it hurt i mean for the first time

It really all depends on the size of the guy. Just tell him to go slow and easy the first time you do have sex with him, so he doesn't hurt you. It doesn't hurt that much and if it does, it's only for a second or two. Don't be scared at all, because if you're not relaxed, it'll hurt more. Just tell him to finger you before to "loosen" you up. That way sex won't be that bad and it'll be more enjoyable!
♥ Krissy

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what does cum mean and I want a dildo where do I get it

It's white creamy substance that comes out of you when you are turned on or horny. You can find dildo's at any sex store.
♥ Krissy

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what is 420? i hear people always talking about it and i have no idea what it is. thx

4:20 comes from the forth month, April, and the 20th day. It's national weed smoking day, where people smoke weed pretty much all day long.
♥ Krissy

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everytime I try to masterbate when I go farther its like the tunnel gets smaller and I can't get any farther you know what I mean. ANd it also starts to hurt inside down there.

It's probably because your either going too far in or you using something that is too big. Start small then start using different sized things. Also, don't go so far in at first. Stay at the point where you are comfortable.
♥ Krissy

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how do you get a dildo without your parents knowing?

You don't have to use a dildo, you can use something around the house that is shapped like one.
♥ Krissy

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You no in aim profiles the little quotes from songs, i cna never pick the right one! can someone give mye a littlew quote from one of theses songs


Bobby Valentino- Tell me
Grind with me- pretty ricky
loose control- missy elliot
cater2you- destinys child
or nay songs like that thnaks cna oyu name the osng wit hit


thanks

"How did you get that in those jeans? The way you dropping it is killing me. I'll meet you in the V.I.P" - Bobby Valentino. "Let me get deeper shawty ride on me, now come and sex me till your body gets weak." - Pretty Ricky. "Step 1: Ya kissing on me. Step 2: Girl I'm caressing your body. Step 3: Now I'm licking off the whip cream. Step 4: And ooo your grinding on me." - Pretty Ricky. "I rock to the beat till I'm tired. Walk in the club it's fire. Get it krunk and weird. Wave your hands, scream louder. If you smoke then fire it up. Bring the roof down, then holla." - Missy & Ciara. "I promise you, I'll keep myself up. Remain the same chick, you fell in love with." - Destiny's Child. If you want more quotes from lyrics just go to this site: http://www.holliesquotes.com/ then click on "Love - Misc."
♥ Krissy

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everytime I you know masterbate i don't get any feeling is something wrong or am I doing it wrong!

You could be doing it wrong, or it just doesn't float your boat. Maybe try sliding your fingers in different ways/angles. It might be the way that you are fingering yourself that isn't really turning you on. If you feel like your fingers aren't really working, try to find something round around the house that could work.
♥ Krissy

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How do you masterbate?

Just rub down there with your hand, while inserting a finger. Then maybe you can insert more or do whatever you feel is comfortable. You could also use things around the house that are round such as a hairbrush.
♥ Krissy

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what does a hymen mean can you explain i'm a bit slow

A hymen is the thin piece of tissue that partially blocks the entrance to the vagina. It is sometimes called the cherry. When you have sex for the first time, your partner breaks the thin peice of tissue and this is why it bleeds.
♥ Krissy

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what does I popped my cherry and xanga mean?
Thanx

When your cherry pops it's when your hymens breaks and you begin to bleed, "down there". This can be done by riding a bike/horse, or most common, having sex. Xanga is a online journal where you write what's going on in your life, day to day. Like a diary, but it's online.
♥ Krissy

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ya i no this is completly stupid but i gotta no. How do you make a heart like on your profile or on a question? do you have to press a certain button or what?




even tho this is a dumb question ill rate high

Nope, there's no certian button, just a simple code. All you do is put in & hearts ; but you put it all together.
♥ Krissy

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My boyfriend just fingered me, and I have a question..

How long does cum stay on their hands after they jack off??

I think once it hits the air it dies, but I'm not 100% sure on this. You should always be on the safe side and get him to wash his hands before he fingers you.
♥ Krissy

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omg...I'm 14/f and I masterbate I'm sooo embarassed is it a bad thing? Does it mean that I want to have sex or sumthin? I know I don't want to but still i don't know whether what i've been feeling lately is bad or good it makes me feel really guilty

Hun, don't worry about this. It is not a bad thing at all, it's perfectly normal. A lot of people masterbate it's a part of growing up and getting comfortable with yourself. Just keep having fun and don't feel bad about masterbating.
♥ Krissy

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i just had sex like a week ago and im pregnent!wat do i do?

Wow! First off, how old are you if you don't mind me asking? If you feel like you are at a good age to have a child, do so. If you have people that will support you, that's even better. If the father of the child is going to be around, I'm sure you'll be able to keep the baby with all the help people will be giving you. If you feel like you can't do this and you're not ready for a baby, have the baby and give it up for adoption. I don't think getting an abortion is the right thing, because that's like murder and you're killing a living thing that is growing inside of you. Did you tell your parents yet? Give me more information about this and I'll be glad to help you out some more.
♥ Krissy

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all my friend but one are going away this summer. theres only so much time i can spend with one person and not annoy them or have them annoy me. i was wondering if anyone can suggest some things that i can do to keep myself entertained this summer. 14/f and i dont have a whole lot of money to spend, so something that requires low spending would be good. obviously i have alredy thought of going to the movies, going to the beach, etc. all the regular things. i'll rate 5's for creative and good answers.

You can make a website. (http://www.piczo.com) or sign up on yahoo and play games. (http://games.yahoo.com) You can dye your hair, do your make up, go outside and tan, hit the mall, watch movies at your place, go for walks, go swimming, cook, clean, paint, draw, listen to music, dance, chat on the computer, watch t.v, do your room over, write poems, start a journal, write some songs, learn how to play the guitar, etc.
♥ Krissy

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Yesterday, one of my guy friends kept bugging me to know who I liked. I finally told him the one person and after a while told him he was the other person. He said he knew that I liked him or something like that. Now I don't know what to do because I like won't act the same around him. What can I do?

That's way cute that you told your crush you liked him to his face. Does he like you as more then a friend? If so, maybe you can ask him to go the movies or something and see where this relationship may go. If he doesn't like you in that way, just tell him that you want to be friends with him and you don't want your friendship to screw up. Just try to be yourself and try to forget about liking him and start up a new crush on someone else. That way, you won't act differently around him.
♥ Krissy

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Hey everyone,
My sister n law is having a baby, and she just found out today that she's going to be having another boy! I was wondering if anyone could help me out, and suggest any boy names pretty much that you can think of. I already suggested about 45 names to my brother, and he hasn't liked any of them! He's the most picky person I know! I know alot of the common ones people use these days, so if you can try not to suggest some of those. Thank you so much in advance! I really appreciate it! I'll rate you a 5 if you try, cuz I'm a really nice person. :-)

Mike, Curtis, Jonathan, Jayson, Alex, Brain, Bruce, Will, Kegin, Adam, Jake, Eric, Brandon, Derek, James, Ben, Jamil, Jeff, Pat, Matt, Ryan, Dave, etc.
♥ Krissy

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Ok well i had sex a while ago. I didnt bleed and it was my first time. He wasnt small!! But i was talking to my friend and she said that horse back riding can break it. And i ride horses alot!! Her mom also said like if i was little that falling on a bike bar might have broke it too. I was just wondering even if one of them did pop it would i still bleed. I dont know just tell me something and thanks!!!

*-*Ill rate good*-*

Some people don't bleed at all when they have sex for the first time. It could be because your a person that just don't bleed, or he didn't go in far enough. Your cherry can get popped from riding a horse, so that could be very possible that your cherry already popped. But when you got off the horse, was there blood? If so, your cherry was probably popped and that's why it didn't pop when you had sex.
♥ Krissy

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i have a few porblems and you have to answer them
1.what should i do with my crappy books my mom says that i should keep them, they cost money
2.what do you have in your closet
3.what do you have in your dresser
4.i have alot of books over 45 what do you think are the most important books i should have, i have all kinds of books, so which are some genres that are good to have.thats what i'm asking
5.i have alot of fashion magazines and their pretty heavy together, my dad says if i put it on my bookshelf that is attached to the wall, it will have a breakdown.what should i do
Can you please answer these questions with details! Thanx so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Maybe you should keep your crappy books that your mom says are worth money. If they really are worth money, you'll be kicking yourself if you give them away. I think you should just store them somewhere, maybe your closet? 2. I have loads of things in my closet, clothes, teddy bears, picture books, shoes, jackets, etc. 3. I have shirts, sweaters, pj's, bras, underwear and socks in my dresser. 4. It depends on what kind of books you are interested in. If you like funny ones, keep them. If you rather have scary ones, keep them ones. It really depends on you. 5. I always keep my magazines. I got a lot of them as well. Maybe you could take them they off the shelf and put them into a box.
♥ Krissy

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you rock Kris,dont change hun -Jonnyboy!

Thanks hun. Thanks for all the memories.
♥ Krissy

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