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A couple of weeks ago I got caught smoking pot on school grounds. and Now I really regret it. Its going to fuck up everything and I completely lost the trust
of my parents. Is there anyway I could get their trust pack. Thanks
XxBrookexX

You deserve all of it. You are an idiot. You deserver to have lost trust in people because of what you did. Its going to be a while until you get your parents trust back and with reason. They're probably embarassed by you, did you ever think of that? They probably talked and bragged about you all the time and then they find out you smoked, they are probably the most let down outta all of this. You're and idiot to do drugs in the first place, you should know what you do to those by now. You deserve all of it.

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Okay, I liked this boy named Max for a while and then he was an idiot and I stopped liking him. He keeps coming up in my head and I am so obessesed with him and I don't want to be this way at all. I try not to think about him, but everything I think about some how relates back to him.
Anyways, recently I got an AIM from a guy claiming his name was Joe and he saw my picture from my friend Rem (who doesn't go to our skool) and he thought I was super hott. I asked how he knew Rem and he didn't remember. Joe said he lived in some place far from me and he really thought he had no chance with me. Once he mentioned he heard about my "boyfriend" which was a joke I played on Max a long time ago and I began to think that this "Joe" guy was really "Max" playing a prank on me. I told Joe that I don't think he's telling the truth on who he is and he just needs to admit hes Max. He finally did and then he denied it again! I just know it's Max and he AIM's me still being Joe and flirts with me all the time. Why was he such a jerk to me and now flirting? Is it just a thing between him and his friends to make fun of me? Or does he really like me? I'm so confused and I really need help! I'll rate super duper good! Thank you for bearing with this super long question and I'm sorry!

~ Super Confused! ~

Ya dont worry im as "~Super Confused!~" as you are.

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Is it neccesary, in Witchcraft,or Wicca, To cast a cirlce even while doing a simple spell??Please answer, i need help.

no

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hey, I'm going to Florida in 3 or 4 days and i want to look a little "less" in my bathing suit... like losing 10 pounds. Does anyone have any ideas how to make it work [besides becoming anorexic or bulimic]. thanks so much

You can always do it the way all the actors do, starve yourself for a couple of days.

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Hey Guys... I'm 17 Years old... and I've had unprotected sex with my boyfriend who ive been with for 5 months... I had my period the first of this month and it lasted about 5 days... and thats pretty normal... But my boobs are starting to hurt.. and I feel like I'm getting fatter... I'm scared.. is there any way i can be pregnant???

:(

yes

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Do a little of both.

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theres a stupid dude I hate a lot, but he LOVES me. he follws me everywhere at school and wont shut up. how can i tell him to back off? i dont even like him as a friend. agghh

Tell him to back off.

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hi, sometimes im selfish..okay, im always selfish. for example if i get an awesome necklace/shirt/pants/earrings/cd/anything::when peoeple ask me where i got them from i never want to tell!! i dont want people coping off me a iguess but it happens so much! and even the stuff i make, okay well i made a necklace out of a guitar pick and then everyone did the same things...etc. it makes me mad! also when i do homework im the same way, i hate when poeple copy me! and my friend, she copies my essays and uses like the same things i do and i take a long time thinking of them, just like a simple sentence. im christian and i know i shouldnt be like this, but i dont know why i am! how can i cure my selfishness??! i wanna be a better person, help me please~~~~!!!!!!!

Well if your selfish why are you christian? And what exactly does being a christian have to do with you being selfish? The only way to stop being selfish is to accept they like what you do and want to take up after you and like what you did, dont view it as copying, view it as honoring.

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ok here is the thing i met this guy from my BFF...i backed off bc i knew she liked him and i didnt want to let her know i liked him...yet he is 2 months older yet a grade younger so he isnt in the high school with me yet..

im tryin to think of a way to let them both know that i like him with out obvious signals

he seems to flirt or whatever with me...like he will sometimes hug me or hell run from me n make me catch him..idk

i will most likely see him 2morro @ the mall again but im not sure...any ideas on how i can pull this off?

(should i keep my love to myself or no? lol)

1- should i tell her
2- how should i give signals without making it obvious
3- how do i tell them both without actually saying it in words...
4- how should i flirt with him..i mean this is gonna b the 3rd time seeing him and all...what should i do..we hug every so often...heh

Tell her, flirt with him. By doing that you wont need questions 2 or 3.

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when i get older im thinking about like adopting 2 kids and having 2 kids, does anyone have any ideas on why this would be a bad idea? i want to adopt because i dont want all my kids to have the same traits as me, but then i wanna have 2 of my own because having a baby that came from you is..good, right? do you think i would favor the kids i created over the ones a adopted?? suggestions, please??! thank you~~~!!!!!!

you're weird.

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I complain a LOT. And half the time I do it without meaning to...and it's starting to annoy me, let alone the people around me. Any tips on how I can stop complaining, or at least reduce the amount of complaining I do?
I whinge about all sorts of things, from the weather to homework to the fact that I'm tired/hungry/bored...whatever. It sucks, I feel like I don't have a good word to say about anything any more...I want to be positive again, but how?

Well if you catch yourself complaining stop.

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this guy i kno i thought he hated me but evry1s saying that he doesnt i think i like him but i dunno if he likes me?
HELP
~Dani~

Well thinking about liking someone and actually liking someone are two totally different things. I cant really help you because I dont live near you, dont know you, and you really didnt ask a question you asked a wish. I cant make someone like you and you should just ask em out and find out for yourself.

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hey yall
14/f
hey! so i've like this one guy for a long while now and like ican't stop thinking about him or anything ... if there was such thing as love this young age, then it'd be pretty damn close! well he knows i like him and all and sometimes talk.. you know. well he said my best friend is hott and all these other girls. like he was asked and that's what he said. but i know he's deep and all but my friends say im pretty and ofcourse my family but i dunno. i think i am but pretty, but not hot. i wish that he wouldnt just choose girls that he thinks are "hott" or w/e. i know i can get this guy (social status rank i mean) but i know he doedsnt like me. we'd be good friends im sure, if he gave it a chance, but i feel as if im not "pretty enough" for him.

And your questino was?

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i want to turn my room into an old hollywood style, kinda hotel room type of thing, but where the stars stayed, and by old i mean like the 20's 30's 40's hollywood theme, breakfast at tiffanys, casablanca, etc. i want it to look like the fancy hotels of that time with the posters from movies of that time, i know where to get the posters, but what, and where do i get the other stuff?????? please help, i rate well!

ebay

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ok, my chorus that im in is very talented. we are one of the most talented groups in our state. and im not just saying that to act proud or be snotty, we actually have one titles, and its just a middle school choir. but this isnt really about the whole group. its about me. i dont like to sing in front of adults, it makes me all nervous cause i feel like im always being judged and im just uncomfortable, our festival is coming up and i have to sight read alone for my group, but im really nervous about them hearing me, you know, i screw up and cant stay on pitch,my voice isnt pretty , blah blah how do i sing for the adults. WHOS JOB IT IS TO JUDGE ME?

Only god will judge me. Thats my philosophy.

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okayy well i was going out with this kid for 2 months and 3 weeks and then one day he dumps me because he said hes friends think hes whipped and he sed he kind of was too ..he says he still likes me but he really never talks to me and yesterday he hugged another girl ..do you think he still likes me ?..should i keep trying to get him back ?..i dont wanna chase after him ..

If you dont wanna chase after him why are you bother with him now?

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How do you get your husband away from the t.v. and spend time with the children?

Well the fact you picked out a slob of a husband its pretty hard to get em to do it in the first place. Let me guess your husband sits in front of the tube all day long with his fat stomach laying way outta his shirt and he sits there stuffing himself with beer. Tell him hes a slob and is neglecting his duties as a father, and more importantly, being in a family.

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I am at the end of my rope, I have been married almost two yrs to my High school sweetheart.(after a 18 yr seperation since high school)She has two kids age 13 and 10. I have two boys age 12 and 9. My problem is this, Her children disrespect me and lie to me and get away with murder, while I make my kids respect her and do what they are told. Her son 10, has A.d.d and cried to his dad so much, that he was taken off the prescribed medicine. His father was too proud to accept the fact that the boy needs the meds to concentrate. He repeatedly says this to his son until he is unbearable. He cried and cried to get his mom to stop the medicine, Because he didnt need it. He was an A student until a month or so ago, when his dad decided that he didnt need it. Since then the child is unruly .whiny, moody, throws temper tantrums, and lastly his grades have already dropped. Yesterday i checked the kids grades on the Internet, and he wnet from all A's to a D+, C, and a couple B's. He threw a temper tantrum, when told he was now grounded, and then blamed the teacher for his grades. He looked his mother in the face and screamed at her" you made me take medicine that I dont need. All while crying and throwing a fit. I said to my wife, if that isnt his dad talking i will kiss your a$$. I was the one reprimanded by her for saying that to her, not her sons bad grades. She then coddled him the remainder of the night. Herelies the problem, He calls the other kids names, he tattles, he Lies to my face, and He comes out smelling like a rose. He was grounded from his game boy, his brother asked to play one of his games, he said no, until i stepped in. The previous day he was allowed to play my other sons game boy because he was grounded from it for a bad grade. His mother made my son give him the gameboy because he forgot his at his dads house, yet said nothing when he wouldnt let the youngest use his. A little later the yougest son(of mine) said your being a jerk, and was immediately told to go to bed. Unlike her children, My son immediately complied and went to bed in tears. I am at the end, i just cant deal with this crap no more. I grew up with a step mother who acted the same way and it makes me sick to see my kids treated that way. My wife refuses to see this and it is ruining my marriage. Please Help. The question is How do I make my wife see this is going on, and stop it before its too late.

You have to show her when it happens not after. If not take matters into your own hands. If she sends your kid to bed, send hers to bed. All you gotta do is wait for her to do the next dumb thing, point it out and do that everytime.

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Omg, do y'all know that one video of that kid lip synching to the Romanian song? There's that video, and my brother showed it to me one time. Well, I can't seem to find it on the internet. Does anyone know the link to the video? I'd ask my brother, but he's 22 and lives in another house. Thanks.

Actually i cant tell what you're talking about because you gave a terrible description.

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I have this firend of mine whom i've known since grade school. We are now 22 years old. When we were about 16 years old he told me that his sister had a baby and that he was left to take care of it. I found it strange because the baby was not his responsibility. He then told me that his sister took the baby to live across town.

We got out of touch with each other since high school. And met up again in College. It was a year or so when he decided to confide in me and tell me that he had a son when he was 17. He then told me that his son died due to medical reasons. I was his shoulder to lean on.

Recently i met another old high school freind of mine who said that she sees him all the time and he showed her pictures oh his son. I told her that i knew all about his son and i was sorry about what happened. She looked at me with questioning eyes and asked what happened to his son. I told her that his son died. She laughed and said no his so is not dead. She told me that the last time she saw him he told her that he had to buy some books for his son because he is starting school.

I was shocked. I could not belive it. I knew she was not lying she had no reason to lie. And it sounds like his son is no longer a baby. A baby does not need books. It sounds more like a first grader. As if the child was 7 years old. It was seven years ago when we were 16 and he had to take care of his sister's baby.

Could it be that my friend is a cold blooded liar? And if so why does he feel the need to lie to me. The person who was there for him through his so call suffering. And why would he tell me htat his son is dead when the opposite is true?

Because you manage to pick out the lying bunch. Confront him, tell him you hate liars and hes one of them. Tell him to spill the beans or your friendship is over.

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