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Hey yall i'm MICHELLE i am a senior and i *LOVE* giving advice! i am really ditzzy, creative, LOUUUUUDD, fun to be with, outgoing, wierd, very very very RANDOM and CRAZY!

MY INTERESTS: i *love* art,DANCING, singing, partying, writing MAKEUP, fashion, FRIENDS, and $hopping!


YALL CAN ASK ME ANYTHING
NO QUESTION IS STUPID


People i am honest! Sorry if sometimes my advice sucks! But, i hope you understand that i try my hardest! If i didnt completly understand you question, please contact me ASAP for clairification! Thank you!


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M A t T ♥ M i C h E l l E (not my bf just a boy that is funny as hell! hah)

advice

oh. well i have a friend, and we both have gotten wicked close in the past two years. we hang out with each other and all our friends and its usually at her house. but all of a sudden i started talking to her brother a lot. he talks to me online and stuff and we make plans together. i dont want anything to go on between us because i know that if something goes wrong then i might lose her friendship, which is really tough to get anyway. me and her family [including her brother] have plans this week and he said he was going to show me how to play the guitar. what should i say to him? cuz i really do like him. thanks x0x0 * jp

what do you mean what should i say to him? you wont really like what i am going to say!
u cant just abandon your friend and go with her brother that will totally ruin your realationship with your friend. i want yuo to think friend or brother.. just tell him i cant learn to play the guitar now i have other things to do! do u understand what position you have just put yourself into?
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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Ok so i really dont understand this, im really nice and funny and everything like serioussly. Its not fair that all of these snobby girls have guys like drooling over them. I dont think im pretty and you'll probably say that i am and blah but how do i get guys to like me? I mean, i talk to guys like all the time and its just stupid that they dont see how much of a nice person i am...

really the best advice would be just keep on being yourself along the way the guy will see what an idiot he is for not liking you! just be yourself!
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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Ok, this is a pretty basic question, but does anyone have any really good organizational tips for school and also study tips along with that...they kinda go hand in hand! I RATE VERY WELL:)

well a pacet always come in the mail at the begining of the year for me and my sister and it gives tip such as..
-have a quiet room
-avoid distractions
-rom can not have any tvs radios ect
-have pencils and such in this room
-finish all school work right when you get home no later
-have a good nights rest!
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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is any way to find out who has veiwed ur advice column? like an html code that tracks whose been there? and if i or any noe else were to click on it it wud give a list of people who have been there? love alwaiiz, aLi

nope srry! if there was i would tell you
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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im a 13 yr old.. my bf is tha same.. .we've been together for 6 months... long time! haha
well... he asked me wut step i thought we were in... and i dont know wut the steps r in a relationship... can anyone help me? please!

1-make out
2-finger - hand job
3- blow job
4-ALL THE WAY!
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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what are sites with aim buddy icons with like lyrics from songs

badassbuddy.com
iconator.com
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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How does a person get rid of stubborn black heads...especially on the nose...My nose looks like a strawberry(except skin colored)
Please Help! I RATE!

dove cleansing pillows! and also take a hot wash cloth put it on yor face and re apply it when the water gets cold if you do that every night you should be fine!
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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Is is normal for the average teenager (only child) to cry at least once a day when she's by herself in her room. And being an only child has a big issue. I came to realize that I cry everyday. Sometimes more than once. I do it in private though because I don't want people to see me. I guess my biggest reason is my parents, and the fact that I'm sick of being the center of their lives...I've gotten to the point where I feel a lot of pain in me, but I can't take it out on anyone but myself. It all seems really stupid, because it all comes from my parents. They don't beat me, and they're not necessarily "overprotective" or anything, I just hate being the only one they have to worry about... I've gotten to the point where I don't know what to do. I can't even tell them I want to seek professional help, which is what I really want--thats how distant I feel. I don't know what to do....

yes! it is depression! happens to almost everyone i know!
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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Do you neciserrily have to think a guy is cute to like them? Like can you be attracted to just there personality and still have a crush on them?

you dont only have to be attracted to a guys cuteness lol! i like my bf bbeacuse of his peronality! (he is cute too but i like his personality!
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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ok, i am in 6th grade and all my friens have already made out with a guy (well most of them.) i have a boyfriend and we were going to makeout but i chickened out because i have never done it before. this has happened before and i really wannt to learn. how do you make out? i rate 5 for all attempts!

hey! my sister is is 6th grade and she hasnt ever kissed a guy (niether have i.. im waitin for the right guy!) it is okay that you havent kissed a guy.. the reason you might be chikend out is cuz you might not be ready (that is not a bad thing) you cant really learn how to make out! you just can do it when you are ready cuz you just can!
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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how can i make sure that my girlfriend that lives 300 miles awya will never wanna leave me?

if she is ur gf you have to be able to trust her. you have to visit her. love her. call her. but do not call her too much.
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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Hey, it's Siren here...my best bud and I have known each other for 13 years. We're both seniors in high school. All of a sudden, this year, I feel like we just...split. I can't talk to her about the important things in my life the way I can talk to my other friends. Like, a couple of my friends from band and I - well, I guess - bonded one night and I feel like I can talk to them more than I can talk to her, and I've only known them for 2 years. I can talk to them about things like french kissing with pop rocks (just an example, lol) and if I tried to talk to her about it, she'd just go "oh...um, okay," and change the subject or something. She's always been a little less mature than me, I suppose, even if she is a year older than me. But it's never bothered me until now. I want to be able to talk to her about these kinds of things, but I can't, and it's bothering me. Because of it, we're pretty much splitting. It really sucks because we used to be like sisters. She used to know all my secrets. Now only one person does, and it's not her. I wish it was, though. I mean, I miss being able to talk to her about anything. Help if you can?
-Siren =(

hmm.. it really isnt your fault whatever is happining between you. she just seems to not get the picture of you wanting to become friends again with her. her being imitture might be one of the other reasons you cant talk to her. try talking to her again on a more sophisticated convo. and if she cant handle it then she cant handle your secrets and stuff. srry if this is not the answer u were really looking for, you can always im me on misshell1433
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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Well ok my brother got a girl friend about 2 monthes ago maybe and sence then he hasnt been giving me any time to spend with me well I am 13 and he is 17 and he use to do every thing with me until his girl friend 15 (I think)started to always go every where with him and sometimes Michael (thats my brothers name)is mean to me now all because of Katie I think (THats michaels girl friends name)Should I tell him how I feel or wait until they brake up or what he is driving me nuts!!!

aw.. tell him how you feel and if he reacts with a harsh bitter comeback or answer then he isnt a very good brother! tell him how his gf is a bad influence on him and stuff! im sure if he is a good brother he will set some time on the side for yall to spend some time together!
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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How mych money do u get paid for babysitting a couple of littel kids for about 3-5 hours?

$5 an hour!
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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whats and orgazm?

when a boy or grl give out cum.. because they are at their highest point of pleasure!
(THANK U SO MUCH HANNAH I OWE U!!!!!)
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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When you look at the view feedback, what does the number mean?

how good ur advice was

it is rated 1(worst) 2 3(middle) 4 5(best)
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does anyone know where i can buy or find instructions on making a duct tape messenger bag? i really really really want one. o and please dont tell me to try google :/ thanks to anyone who can help

i can walk you through it cuz the web that charmed charry gave you is for buying them!
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1. take 2 pieces of long luct tape and stick them together.

2. make 2 or more rows like that

3. keep on wrapping duct tape around the rows until you get it think enough.

4. redo it until you have 2 seprate thing of duct tape the same size

5. when you have the 2 seprate things of duct tape then put them together and tape the sides together, and fold it!

if directions are too confusting im me on MissHell1433
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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I have a feeling that my two bestfriends talk about me behind my back. Should I approach them or waht? I'm very confuzed about what i should do.

deff. approch them. if it turns out that they are talking sh*t about you.. then they are total back stabbers and are not worth your time!
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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one of my boobs is smaller thab the other one about a cup size smaller..im 16 will i have to have plastic sergery?or will it cach up?pleese help swn

lol that is what happend to me but it is totally normal and u do not have to have plastic surgury unless you want to!
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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How to know if my women got pregnant?

she skips her piriod
((x o ♥ Michelle))

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