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Howdy!
The name is Michelle .. im a funky Gemini ( june 20th if you want to buy me lots of presents ).Here is some random and unnessicary information about me!



I love Mikey!



Michelle is

1.)Favorite Lunchmeat- Turkey
2.)Favorite foreign country- Japan
3.)Most morbid fear- "E.T." the movie
4.)Least Favorite food(s)- Rice and Gyros
5.)Pepsi or Coke?- i dont really like pop.. especially brown pop
6.)Favorite Sesame Street character- the count.. he has the coolest voice
7.)My Dream Car- Mini Cooper convertible
8.) Allergies?- yes ma'am.. to kittys and dust.. oh and homework.
9.) My motto- Eat the chicken before the chicken eats you, dawg.
10.) If I could have superpowers they would be: to make everyone in the world think they are naked, when in actuality they arent
11.) i am strangely obsessed with glitter and shiny things...like a magpie!
12.) my favorite word is manifesto, yet im not quite sure what it means
13.) i just recently got a car; haven't named it yet. (open to suggestions!!)
14.) i hate people who lie or extremely un-outgoing.
15.)i am moving to chicago as soon as i graduate.
16.)i am made of metal and am superninja.. if you need the story then you must IM me
17.) i really want to see midget porno
18.)peanut butter is my favorite food
19.)i am an insomniac
20.)i have a bunny rabbit named tweek that i got from a carnival and a cockatiel that my mommy found at a gas station.


So there! Now you know me! ASKA ME QUESTIONZ!

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I have a guy friend who acts in movies. (no names) and he asked me out. I don't know if I should, I like him but I am just don't want to be known as HIS girlfriend instead of my name. I don't know if too many celebs date normal people like me and how people take and what the press and whatnot would say. What should I tell him?

go out with him if you like him! who cares what the press says.josh hartnett and matt damon date normal people, so its okay.

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what are the side affects of birth control? and can i get it w/o telling my mom? if so how...and what is the day after pill and all that? and how can i get it?

okay birth control has only a few side effects like mild weight gain, unless you get the kind specially made for teenagers or has low hormone levels. birth contol is good for acne or contolling your period schedule. you can get it w/o telling your mom by going to a free clinic of some kind. the day after pill is called RU-486 and thats an abortion pill. its for if you have unprotected sex and may be pregnant. i think you can get that at a free clinic too.

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how do you rate ppls columns on here? thank you! and check out my column! *court*

you dont rate columns... you rate answers.

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i like this guy but when i am around him i act really shy how can i stop that like when he comes up i just stand there i have never even said hi i know this is stupid but can you help me

hmm.. maybe you could complement him casually. like say " hey great shirt! where'd you get it?" and he'll respond and then say " oh hey im ___ by the way, nice meeting you". the more confident you are, the more he will notice you.

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ok when i go out to eat with my sister and her boyfriend he boyfriend always makes my sis pay shouldnt he pay now my sis has like no money so what should she do or i do?

he makes her pay for all of you? damn that sucks. every date i've ever been on with my boyfriend, he wont LET me pay for anything. i think when your sister is put in that situation, she should offer to pay for half or something like that. or you could say "man you are so not a gentleman.. if you were, you'd pay for your date, cheap-o" and see what he says.

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One of my best friends is about to throw her life away by dating the schools pimp, im not joking, he has cheated on everygf he has had including me, but every time i tried to explain that to her she just doesnt listen.. Please hel me help her

i think you should just let her make her own mistakes. maybe in the end, she'll see that you were right and never disregard your opinion again. if dating this guy makes her happy for now, you cant ruin that for her.

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does anybody kno where i can find natures cur and how mich it costs?and do i need to keep on usin it after my acne clears up?

you can buy that stuff at walgreens or walmart and i think its relatively inexpensive. i think you keep using it though.

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Is 5'5 tall for a 16 almost 17 year old girl? I am worried that I am too tall...

babe, you are only two inches taller than me and i am one of the shortest chickies i know and im 17. so no you arent tall at all.

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hey i havent had my period in may,june,and july. i THINK i had it in april im actually not sure.. im 14 years old and got my period in february of 2002. i know im not pregnant im not sexually active..

yes your weight has something to do with it!! you are extremely underweight! please eat something. plus it takes a couple of years to get a regular cycle. but seriously, i am 5'3'' and 112 lbs, and I am considered underweight. see a doctor

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Can someone tell me what all the positions in the field mean like 1st, 2nd, 3rd, home, and etc? This question is sex wise not baseball.

okay i think there is a lot of different interpretations of this but here is mine:
1st base: holding hands,hugging, kissing (not french
2nd base: making out, hickeys
3rd base: dry humping, oral, fingering/HJ
home base: sex



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My b/f wants to make out but i don't think im ready.. plus i don't know how... what if i screw up. plus he has a HUGE nose what happens if it gets in the way.. im sooo confused. plus i think i'll feel dirty after. like how could i even look at any of my cousins the same knowing i made out. they look up to me and i have always had the good girl image! AHHH! plus im only turnin 14 and my friends pressure me cuz in highschool everyones made out!and i will be made fun of if i don't know how!

aww.. its not difficult and you cant really screw up at it. if your boyfriend is any kind of man tell him you are unexperienced and playfully tell him you need some coaching. oh and as for the honkin' nose, tilt your head. and good people kiss. no one is going to think you are some slut because you made out with someone you are steadily dating.. promise. and hit your friends for pressuring you! thats really crappy!! boo to them!! good luck :)

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hey i am a 13 year old female and i have been going out with this guy for about 6 months and we have made out and basically had dry sex, but ive always asked him if i could see his penis and he would always be too shy to show it. i was over at his house yesturday and i asked him if i could see it and he un-zippered his pants and almost brought it out. i wasnt sure that he would do that and now im worried that he might catch me by surprise again. im thinking that he would try to make me have sex with him, but i dont know what to expect, b/c he talks about it all the time, but im not sure what to do if he tried it. i mean i havent done and i think its too young...what should i do about it?

if you don't really want to have sex, then why are you teasing him and asking seductive questions like that?? no matter what age.. a guy is a guy and they want sex.. a lot.if you are against it, then tell him you dont want to. if he pressures you, knee him in the balls and leave; you dont need that. and worst case senario- if he rapes you... call the police and go to a hospital. but really, if you dont want that then dont ask him questions like that!!

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hey
i was at the movies with this guy who i like..and well i wasn't shure if he liked me before..but when we were at the movies he jus put his arm around me and we were leanin our heads on each other and then he wanted to kiss me(my first kiss!) It was great..what do u think? also...do u think he likes me ?! Thanks!!

... you left me in total suspense! did he kiss you???? and yeah.. he totally likes you if he had his arm around you and leaned in all close. consider yourself lucky; some guys method of flirting with you is making fun of you and embarrasing you :)

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im 14 almost 15 and i have never had like a real boyfriend should i be worried that im going to go to prom alone because i think about it a lot

i think you should not worry about that at all. first off, arent you a long way away from prom if you're 14?? i just went and i was 16 at the time and young for my grade. and plus, going to prom alone isnt that big of a deal.. just gather some friends that are going stag too and PARTY. but seriously, worry about that when the time comes sweetie.

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Is this poem OK?

people always tell me i'm not like others,
i don't fit in with the preps and am not like the brothers,
I like to listen to Aerosmith and P.O.D,
Is there any other way i should be?
I don't have a certain way to dress,
For someone i hardly know to impress,
I don't watch movies about cheerleaders,
And i hardly go to the movie theatres,
I just am myself and no one can change my rep,
Except maybe good old johnny depp

That last verse was a joke

Pleez rate the poem 1-10. Thank you
Lizzy

lol i give you an 8.5. its cute and the mention on johnny depp ( hoooootttttttt) wowza. liked it :)

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I need help because i dont kno if i should call this guy to tell him i like him or if i should just keep it to my self???

TELL HIM! you have everything to gain and nothing to lose, darling. if you don't you may regret it forever.. wouldn't want that, would you? :) think about it...

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my boyfriend is moving to new jersey at the end of this month..we're both 13 and we really like eachother but i dont know if i should break up with him..right now we live on long island..but should i break up with him since hes moving to new jersey? i have NO idea what to do!!! please help!!

i think you should not break up, but have an open relationship. that means that you can still see other people ( because long distance relationships usually equal heartbreak) and you can talk to him like normal.

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ok i went out with this guy i regret it and i made a mistake by breaking up with him. we still like eachother things r good we r still friends and i want to go out again (he doesnt kno that tho). he just told me how he thinks we should be friends with benefits. do you think this could lead into a relationship or does he want to keep it this way? help. thanks xox

oh honey.. that could either be VERY good, or very very very bad. if its good.. he's waiting for u to say yeah and then eventually ask u back out. its very bad if he's " FWB" with more than just you and you just turn into a booty call. i think you should discuss dating with him instead of the "FWB" thingie because its kinda degrading.. :) peace out

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I like a girl and she says she likes me two........but also she has a boyfriend but i really like her.......What should i do

wow.. umm well she knows you like her, so the next step is for her to dump her b/f if she likes you so much. its no use dating a two-timer because she may be using you and you might get ur ass kicked by the boyfriend. i say stay away until shes single.

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ne one kno a store where u can buy "punk" type clothes? my mall has all abercrombie etc and im just looking for a place where i can find my type of clothing except for like hot topic and stuff...they r really nice except expenisive and more gothic. so help if u can thanks alot :)

i buy a lot of "punk" clothes at thrift stores. they are awesome and you can score some really cool stuff for really cheap. i mean definently wash all of it before u wear it, but thrift stores are goldmines for punk stuff :)

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