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Comebacks?
Okay, so a year and half ago or so, my stupid friend and I prank called this guy. And I know him for teasing people about things that happened loooong amounts of time ago. I don't care if he does it, but I'm going to see him at this party this weekend and that would be the first time I'm seeing him in like a year. I know he's gonna make a big deal out of it or at least mention it. Any comebacks or anything I could say to embarrass him and make him shut up? Sorry, dumb question.
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go with whatever he says. it will piss him off. just like a prank call. if you go with what their saying it wont make it any fun to prank you. whatever they say just go with it. it'll make them look like they've got nothing funny to say
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If it was a year and a half ago maybe he's changed, there is a chance. But if he hasn't just don't talk to him if you can, confrontation is probably not the best thing to do either. In my opinion just don't go out of your way to talk to him and if you do don't bring it up.
And if he does tell him he's thinking of someone else.
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You may want to start with an appology. Prank calls may seem harmless but I was prank called once when I was 16 at 4 am. It woke my parents up who proceeded to ground me for getting a call that late. Remember that 'rents can be irrational when they're sleep deprived. If he still cause trouble bruise his ego. point out his bad breath, lame clothes, and general lack of style. Remind him of that time you saw him naked (not true but nobody else will know this) and proceed to call him shorty, stubby, and nub boy, then walk away after waving goodbye with your pinky finger.
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Make up something about him. Like 'Haha and your brother,friend,or sister just told me about your little incidents. arn't you a little old to have wet dreams?' and when he says he doesn't just be like 'then it turns to denial, wow how sad' lol if you need anymore just drop one in my inbox. good luck!
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if he says something like ' Well .. if it isnt miss-i-prank-call-people-because-i-think-its-funny. '
you should say something like ' Well .. if it isnt MISS-i-think-making-fun-of-people-is-cool-but-its-really-not-because-im-a-gay-faggot-and-nothing-i-do-is-ever-cool! '
Haha. or if he says something else..
say:
aw shut the fuck up! go cry at home to ur mommy. but dont worry (his name), its cool if you do it! NOT!
but if thats too immature cuz of the whole mommy thing you could say something like..
your just a dumbass who thinks everyone likes you but no one does. i wont be surprised if you
grow up like michael jackson!
haha thats good =P hope i helped & good luck <33
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I think you should ignore him it will be hard but if you say anything back it will make matters worse dont mention anything if he starts say that was then this is now forget about it. dont make matters worse
hope i helped...
-haley-
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hey,
if he comes up to you and says somethin to you, you could say "why dont you get over it" and when he says something back be like "why dont you shut up about it......all you do is tease ppl to get attention". I dont knoe if that helped you but i hope it does. Good luck!
Gorda1224
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Tell him if he didn't want to hear it he shouldn't have answered the phone. :)
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anonymous -
First off, if you think it's a dumb question, why the hell would you bother asking?
Here's one: It's funny how you insult me with your petty remarks, when you just being pathetic leaves me at a loss for words.
Walk away, and laugh, laugh at him hard.
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the one i always say is if hes saying somethig and you dont want to anwser or somthing be liek what i cant understand you .. i dont speak faggot
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Don't worry bout him. Be like "Oh i remember that, whatever." ignore him he could be teasing some else you never kno
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This is my favorite comeback: You are so stupid it took you three days to watch 60 minutes.
Or like he insults you you could say something like well at least i did not take a spoon to the super bowl. And anther one is like he says like something mean to u and you could say " how did you know "? it is very funny well hope it all works out!
good luck!
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