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picture?


Posted Wednesday December 14 2005, 2:57 pm

how do i put my picturee on my column?


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cute bgs


Posted Wednesday December 14 2005, 2:57 pm

Does anyone know a cute site for backgrounds for your advice column, not including the backgrounds from advicenators? Perhaps websites with christmas ones?

:)

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fights - assembly


Posted Wednesday December 14 2005, 2:52 pm

Today in school they had assemblys for each grasde level well it was all about fighting. this is my first year at my school because i moved I'm a junoir well the school i go to now has not had a fight until this year like we've like 3-4 fights already i mean idk to me that not realy alot my old school we had tons of fights i mean constantly fights some would be bad and some would not. point here is my school and the people in it make this big deal about the fights saying they are going to end up being a bad school and what not. To me i want people to stop talking about it cause its driving me crazy i think they are over reacting about it.

I don't know if i should just let it bother me and aggravate me or just let it blow by....

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Posted Wednesday December 14 2005, 12:33 pm

Do you think that giving your best friend a gift card is too impersonal?
Because the thing is even though we are really close I have no clue what to give her. Then any time I ask what she wants she just says, 'Whatever you know what I like.' And infact I do know what she likes but she seems to already have everything.
So is a gift card really something you could give a best friend?

♥ Thanks.


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Posted Wednesday December 14 2005, 11:59 am

Hey okey i really REALLY need to know what the "world cup draw" is. Is it soccer? And who's going to play against who in the next game? And do you think germany is going to win?
Thank you, ive searched all over the net. So thank you for your help with this,.

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laptop & pda


Posted Wednesday December 14 2005, 10:46 am

my parents dont let me on the computer anymore so ive decided to buy a laptop so i can get my school work done.. but its takin awhile for me to find one so i want to get a pda or palm piolet .. does anyone know anything about them? or have any suggestions? can i download AIM on them?

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Posted Wednesday December 14 2005, 10:10 am

does anyone know where i can find the fall/winter fendi spy bag--perferably at a reputable dealer..i cant seem to find it anywhere and im dying to get it..thanks!

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spots


Posted Wednesday December 14 2005, 8:56 am

ok i nedd help like now please please please.
ok right well my skin is normally so good its always been soft and clear but when i do get a spot i get one HUGE one and for the past 2 days my faces has gone into total breakdown.... i have like 4 spots and theyre quite red and then i have an old on ethats not a spot anymore but a red scarwhat do i do!!???? im going out to dinner with loadsa friends tonight and i dont know what to do please tell me the best thing that will get rid of them in like 8 hours please im just drinking water and not wearign any make-up as a detox but please help a fast spot clearing hting and i dunno if i can pop down the shops just anything please!!!!!!! sorry long but ill rate really high
thanx
xxx

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I'm a such A BIG FAILURE at Everything!


Posted Wednesday December 14 2005, 6:53 am

I have a huge problem.....I'm a failure at everything in life . All my previous friends have told me so and my whole family is CONSTANTLY telling me that I'm a failure. Even people who don't know me personally, tell me that I'm a failure when they hear about me. So , what they're saying (that I'm a failure) is true, since so many people have told me the same thing. Before, hearing that statement would motivate me to work really hard. And it would work because I would achieve my goals, temporarily. Now, whenever anyone tells me I'm a failure, it doesn't motivate me anymore. Instead, I get really sad and stay in my room alone and cry. I even skip going to college because I'm so sad and don't want to be annoyed by anymore people telling me the...

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Hair stayed put...


Posted Wednesday December 14 2005, 5:18 am

Do u also have the problem that your hair tie/scrunchie slides out? I getting sick of it! please help! XO



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college newspaper is slandering me


Posted Wednesday December 14 2005, 4:21 am

I have a question that I really can't ask anyone else about because it is too humiliating. Well at the college I go to there is a weekly campus newspaper. I was reading the classified section the other day and under personals it had my name (just my first name), and then is said (my name), STAY AWAY!! I thought it was just a one time thing but then the next week it had my name under the personals again and this time is said (my name)," masturbation is fun."
This guy that had been really mean to me even brought it up, and asked me if I had been reading the paper. I can't prove that it was him doing this, but isnt this a form of harassmant, or slander? Could I sue the college over this? This guy that has been mean to me...

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I RATE 5,S FOR TRYING


Posted Wednesday December 14 2005, 2:23 am

i like this guy and i have only met him once idk if he still likes me but we have been talking over myspace and i just sent him a message going, i need to tell you something
the thing that i need to tell him is how i really feel.
and if he relpys being a ass should i just forget it? what do you think?

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guy I thought was friend did something really mean


Posted Wednesday December 14 2005, 1:55 am

I have a question about a guy who I'm friends with. He had invited me and some other friends of his to celebrate his wifes birtday at a local restaurant.
Well I was the 3rd person to arrive and from the minute I sat down next to him and his wife he gave me attitude. He asked me a question and I thought he said "where's the gang", I aswered that they hadnt arrived yet. Then he YELLED at me and said "I SAID WHERES THE GIG"!
When everyone else had arrived (there was about 20 people) his wife started opening her gifts. When she opened my gift someone asked where the card was. I didnt get her a card, just a gift and he (her husband) snapped "there IS no card".
Well after this abusive behavi...

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Good friend, Annoying personality


Posted Tuesday December 13 2005, 11:15 pm

OK well here it goes. My friend Marissa is my bestfriend but shes been really EXTREAMLY getting on my nervs latly. Shes making me think of her as a skank that leads guys on. Everytime i meet a new guy and talk to him after a while she ends up finding him too, which i dont mind at all dont get me wrong, but then they start talking more and more cause she talks "dirty" to them. She says shes only kidding when i confront her about it and she THINKS they know that but OBVIOUSLY the guys do NOT know she is. Ive asked my guy friends and they think shes serious. So that makes them better friends with her then me now and like her more! And it really pisses me off cause they all end up liking her more. Im with her all the time so its kinda...

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pressie


Posted Tuesday December 13 2005, 11:12 pm

what do you think would be a better present to get for my friend in the uk? its out of a book that hes wanted for a while, or a shirt that says Canada on it. i thought that might be a bit cheesy, but i'm not sure. i could buy him a cd but i'm not sure which ones he has. so which to buy.. ?

thanks

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Plastic surgery.


Posted Tuesday December 13 2005, 11:03 pm

I've never been a big fan of my nose and I've always thought that if I got plastic surgery, I would look a million times better. I don't want anything huge - just that little bump that some people have in the middle of their nose removed and straightened - but my parents are both against it because of the risks. What kinds of risks are there, exactly, with very minor plastic surgery like this? I understand that it could possibly go wrong but if I go to a surgeon that I KNOW is a good surgeon, wouldn't that eliminate that risk?

Thank you.

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Curling hair.


Posted Tuesday December 13 2005, 10:54 pm

Is there a way I can get soft ringlets by using a curling iron? I've tried but it all just kind of clumps together and doesn't make separate little curls. My hair is shoulder-length.

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flexibility


Posted Tuesday December 13 2005, 10:49 pm

what are some exercises that you can do that will help you become more flexible so that you can do the splits? thanks!

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how can i get it to happen/wht will it be like


Posted Tuesday December 13 2005, 10:30 pm

Okay I need to know how to get my bf to have an orgasm and I also want to know when it happens..what will it be like..like ....and..what am i suppose to do when it does??

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Posted Tuesday December 13 2005, 10:29 pm

okay well in the dream you and i were 16. so it wasnt too long from now. and um theres a point where we are at this random place and no one is around. we are making out and you say something like "gosh i really love you sweety" and i say "yay i love you to" then we kiss and then you look at me really weird and say 'i want to share something with you i wouldnt allow another girl" i have tears in my eyes and say "okay go ahead" you ask..."are you sure" and i say "yea i am" and then you undo your pants and mine and you slowly push yourself inside me. I then look at you and smile and you embrace me as you start to go in and out. Then we both make out in the process and then I wake up
...

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