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Magicc.


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 7:26 pm

Okay, this sounds really weird, but I fall for the weird one's i guess. =]

Well, I fell for a magician. He knows I like him a ton, and I think he might like me too.
One day I was at his shop and he did this really cool trick with one of our friends, Patrick*. Well, what he did was put Patrick* in a box and then slide the saw thing in the middle and then pull the box in two and Pat was still in there.
I think that's the best I can explain it, but

I was like "Holy S$#@, Roy*! How'd you do that??" And he was like "If you really wanna go with me, find out how to do it then show me next saturday. [this happened yesterday.]
& I was like, "Okay."
So I left and ...

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???


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 7:14 pm

i am 14/f and i i have this white chalky stuff on mii underwear and i have no idea what it is i am a virgin! however i have masterbated b-4 so0o n-e help will be great!!!! thanks!

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Square One


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 7:13 pm

Right now I write lyrics and that's about it. But someday I want to be able to at least perform in a talent show. The problem is, I can't play guitar and I'm not a very good singer. Are there any tips you can give me? Where can I find a good but cheap guitar? What's the easiest way to learn guitar? Is there any way I can teach myself to sing, since finding a vocal teacher is sort of out of the question... we live in a VERY rural area... and we're broke.

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friends for never!


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 6:57 pm

ok well one of my friends at school has found all these other people to hang out with and they are getting her in alot of trouble! ive tried to tell her that but she wont listen she just thinks im jealous but im really not! pleasse hellp me!
thankx
xoxoxox

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willie lynch documentary-advice


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 6:57 pm

i am doing a documentary in this program and i am asking you all for your feedback on this topic. our topic is willie lynch in 2006 and how this slave owner affects us today. i am asking you all to look up the willie lynch letter and tell me how you feel about it and how you feel it affects us(esp. black american teens, no offense to whites. your feed back is appreciated too!)Thanks!

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Eating


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 6:24 pm

What am I supposed to do?
I'm STARVING.
There is no food in the house at all.
I didn't eat dinner last night.
I couldn't have breakfast and I don't have money to buy lunch at school.

Now it's after school.. and my mom won't go to the store to buy food.

I feel like puking. My stomach really hurts.

She won't go because she's "sick" I already asked her and she said I was bitching at her.

I dont know what to do..


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Ahhh my love life, or lack there of


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 6:21 pm

16/f
Okay. So. Here's my problem. There's a few different guys in my life that I just can't get off my mind.

Guy 1- We had a little summer fling during summer school 2 years ago. Then, it died out, and I barely saw him last year (but still kind of liked him), and now I have a class with him, and I will always have some feelings for this boy. We are like perfect for each other, everyone always thinks we should date, but nothing ever happens. He seems to go for younger, more immature girls for some reason (and hes older than me)

Guy 2- I've known him for 3 months. He is not my type at all, and I'm not his either. He has a girlfriend that lives 3 hours away (no idea how serious it is). He's the kind of per...

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Date Rape Pill danger.


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 5:53 pm

Is the date rape pill easy to find? Can you find it in a pharmacy shop or something? Can I understand when the pill is starting to kick in?
How do I avoid it if consumed and If I do get date raped, will I know the next day?
Can you fake it? Can you act as if you did take the pill? How do people act when they take it?
I also heared that there is this other pill that relaxes your muscles and makes it hard to move even though you have your conience.

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Suicidal, Bulimic, nymphomaniac girl!!!


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 5:48 pm

Well, not me, this friend of mine. She has been screwing her life for years now and I kept being her friend for so long even though she was draggin me under. When i was with her, I was sad, she called me and spoiled my day. She was soooo dump and she would not let her real friends help. She went to a psyxhiatrist that of course could not help her but only take her money and act all profesional and stuff.
Point is, that I do not want to be her friend, she treats me like shit and I could be talking about situations for hours, the advicenators does not have enough bandwidth for all that shit. She sold me out thousands of times, she pushed all of her real friends away including me.
This is the only time in my life I am happy somet...

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i really miss him


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 5:33 pm

okay well i went out with this one guy for a couple of months but i ended up dumping him because i still had feeings for this other guy. And so i went out with this other guy and he dumped me. So now i realize what i had in the beginning and i really miss the first guy i was with. I know that i never should have dumped him and now i really want him back. I just dont know what to do because i cant just go up to him and be all like " oh hey i like you again." Like how am i supposed to tell if he likes me again or anything.. PLEASEEE HELPPP = [

thanks
xoxo

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ahh!


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 5:25 pm

So i'm a seventeen (17) year old kid and i have worked a few places before and during the summer i got into a huge fight with my dad!! Then he wouldn't ride me to work anymore so i had to quit my job. Now i need a new place to work really really bad!! Does anyone have any good/great ideas of places i could work. If you do i would be very greatful!!!! THANKS!!!!!!!!

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NEED LYRICS TO SONG BEST DEFENSE BY EVERY NEW DAY


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 5:25 pm

NEED LYRICS TO SONG BEST DEFENSE BY EVERY NEW DAY. I need these really bad. If you have the CD or can find them online, in english. Please I really need them

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halloween costumes


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 5:23 pm

okay im 13 and so are my 2 friends. and we`re girls haha. and we have no idea what to be.. what are some creative, tteenish cheapish costumes ? THANKS! =]

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Trying out for a choir....


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 5:21 pm

Well I'm trying out for a choir, but lately my allergies have been really bad. My throat is always clogged, and I try out next month. What should I do?

13/f

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I had sex.


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 5:15 pm

Okay so i had sex
and everytime i think about it , i get horny.
do you think he gets horny when he thinks about it to?
im a girl by the way.

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I told him...now what do I do?!?


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 5:10 pm

Ok...I've previously posted advice on how to tell my best friend that I was in love with him...and well...2 weeks ago...I took people's advice and I told him...great right...not really...he hasn't talked to me since...(here's some info that might help a bit: when I told him he said he just wanted to be friends...which I was totally happy about, in the sense that he didnt feel the same way but he still wanted to be friends...)what does this mean...that he won't talk to me?

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myspace music


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 5:02 pm

Does anyone know how you can save songs on myspace, and then put them on itunes?

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This kid i like.


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 4:56 pm

So I like this kid
and he's a complete jerk to me.
He's always saying rude things but then online sometimes hes nice.
I cant get over him , no matter how mean he is!

Whats wrong here?

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):


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 4:48 pm

14/f


RAWR. my brother was on the phone with the kid i like.. & my brother goes "My sister likes you!"

I was like mortified..

I see him friday...& hes comin to my party..
What do i do!? Do I say something to him?

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falling for him again


Posted Tuesday October 17 2006, 4:04 pm

ok i went out with my best guy friend last year, joe is his name. he broke up with me after 2 days because he liked my best friend. (i know, what a homo) i forgave him eventually and now were back to being friends. well right now i like this guy cody. but lately ive been flirting with joe and hes been firting back. i dont wanna fall for him again because i dont want what happened last year to happen again. and i also like cody alot. i dont know what i should do!! help please!!

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