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How should I do my hair if its short


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 5:34 pm

Hey again, i'm looking for some advice about how to do my hair. I'm a guy but I'm going to a dance next month as a gurl (cuz I hate bein a guy). My hair is straight, brown, and not very long. Basically it looks like a guy and I hate it. Thanks for your advice. 16/m

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confused!


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 5:31 pm

right im a 17 yr old girl, i have a brilliant relationship with my boyfirned. i am very much in love with him, i ahev been with him 4 2 years! he is my best friend, and he is jsut the best. he recently moved a long way away from me, it hit me and i coped worse than i thought i would. its hard to say but iv kinda fallen to pices since his moved. i was very sad wen h first moved. about 3 weeks ago i had a dream that i kissed a girl, and i woke up in the morning and i was really horny, this seriousley freaked me out cos i have never had any bisexual feelings before, and i started to get really angry becuse im a very straight person. i am very much a worrier, its a very bad falut of mine i worry about anything and everything, and i obsessionall...

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Want to have it


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 5:25 pm

Hi, i am 14 and my boyfriend and i have een thinking about having sex for the 1st time. i really want to becasue i have done shit him, and we tink that it would be fun to have sex, should we or should we not?

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this is what im feeling im bi is this wrong to feel?


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 5:24 pm

I’m sitting here
Watching everyone
Everyone walk hand and hand
Walking with their girlfriends
Walking with their boyfriends
Thinking and wondering why don’t I have that?
Missing being in a relationship
Thinking it’s a bad thing
Thinking its bad that I want a boyfriend
So I don’t try to find one
When something happens good
I don’t except it
I say to myself
This isn’t right
Boys don’t go out with boys
Why do I want this?
Why do I need this?
It’s killing me not having someone
Someone to walk hand and hand
Then I wont be the kid sitting there
Saying why don’t I have this


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country song


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 5:21 pm

hey so i just heard this song on the radio...and its country and then only line i can remmeber is "a little more life..."
i've tried looking on google and i just can't find it.
its kind of an up beat country song if that helps...any one know what it is?

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female masturbation


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 5:15 pm


i a 15/f and i love to masturbate. i do not actually stick my fingers inside me, just rub "down there" is there any way i could make it more exciting without sticking anything inside of me or buying anything? i'd like to know anything you have to offer: places to do it (although i want to do it alone), positions to be in, what to think about, or any other techniques. thanks so much.

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I donno who to love?


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 4:54 pm

Heyy, my name is Kathleen and i am 14 and im from Canada. i have a botfriend and i love him a lot but, my EX boyfriend Spencer wants me back, in september he had cheted on me and i dumped hima nd moved on but now he has changed, he keeps telling me that he wants me and taht he has his mind set on who he wants to be with. he says that his life ain't the same without me in it. I love my bf alot more then anything but the feeling for my EX are still there loud and clear and wont go away.ill just me in my bed and all the memories will playback into my head, and how happy i was abck then. and i am happy now but i dont know who i shopuld be with, can you please help me
Thankz ; Kathleen Marie,Canada


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Help with a new aim screen name


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 4:35 pm

I need a new aim screen name and I cant think of anything to creative. My name is Abigail, My middle name is Lee, My fav. color is blue. I would like to incorporate broken into somehow.help me please

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in laguna beach


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 4:24 pm

okay you know in laguna beach, whats chase's band called? the one that plays for tessas bday?

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food


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 4:22 pm

ok i need quick finger desserts for around 30 teenagers by tommorow night and i dont know what to do. help please

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stuck in the middle!


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 4:05 pm

Well since Christmas is coming up soon, and new years too. I want to throw a party. I’ve got everything planned… but I have 1 little problem-

You see, I met these 2 girls last year. Amy and Laura. Well, I did something really stupid.
I like both of these girls as friends, but then this year, we separated into different school classes. Amy and I have classes together, but then Laura doesn’t see us at all in school.

Well, there are some things that Laura has done, that Amy didn’t like. So pretty much, Amy hates Laura, but Laura still likes Amy.
Now here comes my stupid thing- I told Amy that I didn’t like Laura either! I don’t know why I told her that.

But whenever I do...

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Becoming closer


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 3:55 pm

I have "aquaintences" in my town. i've never acutally had a "main group" or real friend. i've never had someone say "aww,,i love you ______!!" in a friend way. and it makes me really sad. because i want to be close with people but i just feel like they dont like me. and i dont know how to open up or be friendly or start convos. how do i do that stuff? im not in the "loop" or anything. and this girl that i dont really like hangs around me ALLLL the time and i think that makes people not like me. i really dont want to be rude to her but seriously i dont like it at all. how can i find friends that care about me? any help, tips?

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why won't he stop? 14/f


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 3:17 pm

I've already asked a similar question to this one before, and recieved an answer. Just incase you haven't seen my previous question, here's my problem:There's this boy at my school who's always flirting with me and touching me affectionately. The problem is he has a girlfriend, yet he keeps flirting with me as if he doesn't. I really don't have time to be getting into any fights this year, so i try to show him that i'm not interested through body language. I know I should just tell him straight up that i don't want him, but i still kinda do. I just don't want to show him my feelings so he'll leave me alone and I won't have to deal with his girlfriend.(even though i would kick her ass!) Like i said before in my previous question, it's gettin...

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my man last


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 3:04 pm

how do i make my relationships last more than 8 days cuz that is how long each 36 b/f have lasted

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opening a can.


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 2:41 pm

I have tried google and eHow, but apparently I'm the only one who doesn't know how to do this. I'm trying to stain a wooden table. I've done it before, but it was a long time ago, and I'm very absent-minded. Can anybody tell me how to open this?

It resembles this one here: http://images.orgill.com/200x200/6633556.JPG



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sex for the first time


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 2:32 pm

i had sex for the first time today
it was hard for him to get it in for a while cause im pretty tight i guess
he got it in and it was okay
but we didnt do it for long

after i realised i bled all over my bed
more then i thought i would
it was horrible
but i covered it up well!


is this normal?
its like quite a few hours later and im still bleeding a little bit
is this okay?!?!?!!



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Women's Air Force Ones


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 2:20 pm

okay i found like the shoes of my dreams.. a pair of air force ones, but they don't go up to a 10.5(US):(. i was wondering where i could find some that do go up that high, and are cute. like nice to look at. i like pink, purple, and blue.. i guess just girlie lookin ones, lol. thanx

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i am confused!


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 1:19 pm

I became a Christian two years ago, but I was baptized Catholic as an infant. I really get into the Christian faith more than the Catholic faith.

However I also heard that Catholic is very similar to Christian, except that Christian is more of a general faith than Catholic? I really don't know.. I mean I would hate to leave the Catholic faith. I am asking what is the difference between being Catholic and Christian? Would it matter if I was baptized Catholic and being more Christian? What am I supposed to do??

Thanks

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Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 12:54 pm

Everytime I go to Carson's house [My boyfriend] I'm really bored. His little brother always watches some G rated movie with us, and his parents always cook some nasty food. I hate eating at their house because all they eat is seafood, and thats the one thing I hate more then anything else. How can I get him to stop inviting me over? I'm all out of excuses, and his parent's won't let him at my house.

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Boyfriend's Parents


Posted Thursday December 21 2006, 12:51 pm

My boyfriend's parents are so unpredictable and strict!
We're both 14, and they let us go to the movies by ourselves. But when my 20 year old brother offered to take us to the movies, his parents wouldn't let him go!

He's not allowed to come to my house unless his parents talk to my parents and make sure we'll be in their sight at all times! But when we go to his house, his parents let us in the basement alone! Him and I can never go out, cause his parents never allow us to, what should I do? I'm really getting sick of this!

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