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Halloween costume.


Posted Saturday October 13 2007, 3:02 am

Okay, so I don't know what to go as for halloween.

I was going to go as a rock star, but I sort of want to be a tiny bit traditional this year and go as something scary, but not like a witch or a zombie. Something original.

So then I was thinking about my favourite TV show. They're politicians worst nightmare, and not just politicians normal people as well. Although to dress as them I'd have to be casual and I don't want people to think I'm doing it for the candy. I can't even eat candy anymore so I'll be throwing it all out. I'm doing this to dress up. Plus also it's not really...I dunno it would be weird.

But then I thought they're a politicians worst nightmare. Bingo, why not be a politician? ...

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first time


Posted Saturday October 13 2007, 2:09 am

15/f I'm new to the whole bf/gf thing right now, but I reallllly like the guy I'm with, and I want to show him, but I don't know how. We hold hands and he puts his arm around me and stuff, but what else? We aren't very close right now... so I don't want to move too fast, but I want to start something up.

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is it real?


Posted Saturday October 13 2007, 2:05 am

This guy asked me out and my best friend says he likes me as more than a friend, but I mean, I haven't known him for long at all. Did he ask me out just so he could have a gf? Or does he actually love me? I can't really tell... when we're together he holds my hand and he puts his arm around me, but, it just doesn't seem like he's letting himself go. I don't really like him as more than a friend right now, I think mostly just cuz I don't know him. But I wonder if he only wants me to go out with him to impress his friends, I mean, we never do anything alone, it's always around our friends.

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my friends is a cutter and carved


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 11:31 pm

my friend is a cutter and in school she carved 'bitch'on her arm. i wasnt in her class. she just came to me after class and was about to cry and showed me her arm. i got pissed of and said 'wtf whyd you fuckin do that' on and on. im a recovering cutter i know how it is but her life makes mine seem good and mine is hell hers is worse. i just dont know what to do? im 13 shes 14 femalees my best friends got me to stop by grabbing the knife

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who should i choose?


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 11:08 pm

okay so like theres this senior, that i like. and he lieks me back. and like we had this thing for like a month where we really weren't going out, but like we were like hanging out and doing kinda boyfriend and girlfriend things((holding hands, mvoei nights.....telling eachother things that no one else noes)) then like recently he told me that he just wanted to be friends, but that he still like me and he was confused. then last sunday he told me that he ws confused because of the age difference between me and him, ((hes a senior and im a sophomore))and that he was kinda afarid to do "stuff". which got me really upset. but now im like over it bc i noe that he still likes me and thats all that matters. but then there is this other ...

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Is it my fault?


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 11:06 pm

Mmm well I had this friend. (not my girlfriend, never intended her to be) She sits next to me in 1st period, and we're both on cross country together. and we used to run together and talk about things.

At first I thought she was really cool, we could connect very well, and talk about personal stuff. She invited me to go with her somewhere, and i thought it would be fun.

Well, a week before we were supposed to go out she told me she planned to go somewhere else with her newer friend (she liked him a bit). and it wasnt the fact that she wanted to go somewhere else instead of hanging out with me, but it was because she like completely forgot about me. i felt like one of those toys you really like, until you get t...

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side bangs.


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 10:58 pm

i want to get side bangs.
should i do it on my own.
if so how exactly??
like do i part my hair??
idk.
also pictures would help. :]

plz and thanx. :]

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prude boyfrennn?


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 10:36 pm

i'm gonna start off by saying i'm NOT a whore
me and my boyfriend have been going out for over 9 months and he's fingered me once and we makeout alot thats about it ;; i kinda would like some more "exitement" and i give him handjobs all the time and was even thinking of giving him head (even tho i have NOO IDEA WHAT TO DO!) and maybe even sex.. i've given him alot of time and i dont wanna like push him but do you think i should say something to him.. if so what?

btw he's one year younger then me
do you think that has much of an affect on it?


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To go for him or not to go for him??


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 10:21 pm

Ok well I have this friend named *bob*(fake name by the way) and he is just totally amazing and the sweetest guy that you will ever meet, well he had a girlfriend and recently(last night) he found out that his girlfriend is cheating on him and I helped him find out who the other guy was, and the thing is that his girlfriend is one of my good friends but he is a better friend to me if that makes sense like im closer to him, and I really like him and my best friend *shay*(fake name too) just broke up with her boyfriend and Like she likes *bob's* best friend and she wants to go out with him. Me and *shay* are like so close she is my best friend and I can tell her everything, and she says that it would be cool if me and her were going out with ...

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This kid?


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 10:07 pm

Well i went to a football game, and then like i was really cold so this kid that i like gave me his hoodie, but then he was with these two girls, and he just like walked away from them and i gave him a mean look, and he gave me a hug and told me not to be mad at him. Does he like me?

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Posted Friday October 12 2007, 10:00 pm

15/f. When I masturbate on my own, I find I finish quicker watching girls. I can finish by watching guys, but girls are quicker. I think the idea of ever being with a girl is absolutely REVOLTING, and I am never attracted to a girl if I see her walking down the street or anything. Just on the computer. What is wrong with me?

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what do i do?


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 9:55 pm

i dont think my boyfriend likes me anymore. besides i mean he's never around because he's training in california.but occationally he goes online BUT TALKS HAS FULL CONVOS WITH MY SISTER and NOTTT me. he doesnt call anymore or send me sweet stuff like he used to.i think it might be because i told him a kid kissed by complete accident.but what do i do,does he like me or is he just mad?

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Birth Control


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 9:54 pm

Alright, im 17 years old, and a female. I want to go on the pill...Ive had the same boyfreind for two years and we have had sex. Though we are careful and we use a condom everytime, i would feel better if i was on the pill. however, my mom doesnt think that i should go on the pill, or at least she doesnt want me to until im older. i also want it to help with my period, which is always insane to deal with and its 7 days long every 25 days.
is there any way that i can get birth control without my parents ever knowing?

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boys


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 9:30 pm

I was sorta in a relationshp for a few months in my high school freshman year. Well really we flirted, chatted on the phone till about midenight, and i kissed him and we hung out at his job. Over the summer he faded away and this year suddenly we are in the same class, he's a senior and im a sophmore, and he's always starring at me and talking and joking with me. I don't know if he wants a relationship or what.

But now i suddenly like this new guy who has a girlfriend at another school and he's really nice to me and were in theatre together. But now knowing he has a gf i don't know what to do! I don't even know if the guy in my class likes me like he did last year. Anyone ever go through somethin like this? please help!!!!

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clitoris


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 9:30 pm

this may sound stupid. is there a possibility that you could not have a clitoris or it may not react to touch? i have trouble finding it, and my boyfriend always touches me around that area and i never feel anything and it makes me worried that there's something wrong with me and i'll never enjoy sexual relations

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please don't suggest therapy


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 9:27 pm

15/f

hi. im feeling like i am worth the same amount as a pile of dog poo. My really good friends are no longer speaking to me because of god knows why, i went from being a straight A student to basically all D's and F's, my digestion issues keep getting worse and worse to the point where i can literally only eat 20 food items...all of which are highly disgusting and boring, my body has gone from "modelesque" to disgustingly flabby and body fat rolls, i used to be really outgoing, talkative, but now i can barely find things to say even to my parents (we're REALLY close), i haven't had my period in practically 2 1/2 months (REALLY ANNOYING) and im ALWAYS sick. I think i have chromes disease (always having an AWFUL ups...

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spice it up


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 9:22 pm

i wanna spice up my woredrobe. I'm almost sixteen and want a beautiful, sexy look for everyday and such. I have brown hair with redish/gold highlights, that goes like four inches below my shoulders, brown eyes with lots of lashes, and i love make up! I like skinny jeans and stuff but does anyone have pics or know where any are that show how to get a hot look?

Ps: I have lots of red, black, blue and all sorts of stuff:)

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blocking people from your phone


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 9:18 pm

mk so i have a verizon razr or something and i remember there being a way to block numbers from calling/txting you. but i don't remember how..does anyone know?

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Tattoo


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 9:07 pm

I know I sound like I'm lazy and won't look it up myself, BUT I've spent hours looking for a tattoo of a sword going through a heart. (Not a real heart, just the heart shape.) I absolutely cannot find one and I'm getting really frustrated. If you could look for me or at least give me a website of a tattoo gallery that you don't have to pay for, that'd be great.

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minimum tanning age in massachusetts?


Posted Friday October 12 2007, 8:25 pm

K.. so i want to join this gym... Planet Fitness in Danvers, MA. They have a package that offers unlimited tanning but I'm only 16 and a half. I was just wondering if I needed parental consent for that? (my mom probably wouldn't sign it)

Because some people say I do, but I go tanning at this other tanning salon in Massachusetts and they don't require parental consent.

**Don't answer if you are just going to tell me I'm getting cancer. I tan for other benefits than just comestic, but my parents just still object**

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