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Posted Friday January 11 2008, 5:56 pm

what should i get my boyfriend for his 18th birthday? weve been going out for 8 months now =) please dont say anything like make something or do something sweet and inside jokes or whatever because thats what im gonna do on our anniversary. i need ideas like clothes? or a watch? but something really wicked that hell loveee you get what i mean? well yeah im kinda stuck... so thanks for the help.

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Posted Friday January 11 2008, 5:54 pm

Can someone please explain to me how i can make venn diagrams and scatterplots using any of the microsoft software? i dont understand im so confused =( i really need to learn the venn diagrams. thanks so much, i will honestly truly appreciate it.

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Myspace girl.


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 5:53 pm

My boyfriend and I have been dating for six months, and I've been happy with him but lately things have been a little rocky. We have each others myspace passwords and we freely get on each others accounts and read messages and comments and what not.

Well, my boyfriend lived in Hawaii for a great deal of his life, and now we both live in Texas. Well, this girl who lives in Hawaii who he had a major crush on, he finally found on myspace. His message was saying, "Oh I remember when I had a crush on you, i miss talking to you so much, we had so many good times!" I know she lives far away, but to see him type that made me really sad. I'm not on his myspace. [He just recently took me off because of a fight we had.] So, te...

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Only answer if you have sex.


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 5:51 pm

I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and we have sex A LOT. My friends think that it's crazy how much we have sex, because like we seriously do it everyday like three times a day. How many times like, a week on average do you and your boyfriend/girlfriend have sex? Thank you. :DD

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smoking


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 5:02 pm

m/14 like 2 weeks ago i was walking around town with my friend took out a pack of cigarettes he had stolen from his dad. He was walking around smoking and offered me one. I couldn't just say no so i took one. As soon as i grabbed it i felt like i was so powerful, and, i don't even no how to describe the feeling. it was great. i hadn't even lighted it yet. Then i lighted it up and started smoking. It tasted horrible but i just couldn't stop. I really liked it for some reason. now, two weeks later, i can't stop thinking about it. i want a cigarette so badly. i only had one but i want another so much! what am i supposed to do? it's ruining my life cause thats all i can think about now, and i am only 14, so i can't go get more. please help me!

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can you get addicted to eating nailvarnish and tippex


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 4:54 pm

My daughter is constantly applying nail varnish than the next thing she is chewing it off(my daughter is 14 years old) I have taken nail varnish away as she shares room with younger sister. Earlier this evening she came into the living room with white on her top lip. She freaked and went straight out when i asked what it was. When i went into her room there was tippex. She told me that she was chewing the top of the bottle??? So can she be addicted to eating it?? or do you think she could be sniffing it?? She was adament she hasnt inhaled it, i have searched the web but havent found much advice on eating it?? please could you help many thanks x

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Should I Say Yes?


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 4:45 pm

Sorry it's long!

Okay well I'm a 13 f, turning 14 on Valentine's b-day (Yeah I know huh?!?)Well anyway, as you probably know I'm in 8th grade. Well on my bus they have this guy named TJ, he's like two years older then me or something. His sister and younger brothers ride the bus ( Samantha is 17, Johnathan is 14, and Matthew is like...10) I just met everyone this year, as I moved to Rayville from New Orleans..(Big change btw...big city to country)...and TJ has been sweet to me, only now he's protective and told me if any guy messes with me, tell him and he'd "whup their ass" Now to my knowledge he's told a few people that. But he started acting like a brother to me. I knew something was up after i was dropping his s...

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when is it best time?


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 4:27 pm

when is best time to have sex while pregant month? 5 or 6 month?

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when it going be change?


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 4:21 pm

what month of pregant is my nipple color going to be change? 1 or 2 month?

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too tall?


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 4:21 pm

So I've been hanging out with this guy, and we've both said that we like each other. But he sometimes does weird things that make me think otherwise. For instance, he has said he wants a relationship, but hasnt asked me out (its been about a month since we first talked about it). When we talk in person, he doesnt often say nice things, but on the phone at night he does. He hugs me if we hang out outside of school, but never in school. Then i wore heels to school one day, and I'm about 5'8 and hes like 5'9, and he started to like not walk next to me and stuff. I thought he was kidding, but when i asked him, he basically said that he really doesnt like my height. So my question is A. guys who have issues with their own height (i personally do...

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CRAZY BITCH!!!!!!


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 4:16 pm

i have a friend and i met her in the begining of this school year and she was cool at first but then changed overnigt like she tried to control me and she just cant seem to tell the truth alot everything someone says they do she does or has a friend that does it.....i dont get it why does she do that her parents kicked her out and now she lives with her exes mom and she hates but shes really smart....shes a mean person and no one can say anything to her wihtout her gettin angry!!!! its crazy!!!.... ive spent a night a few times and it was cool but back at school shes a totaly different person....she has a boyfriend but has only been going out with him for 3 months and shes crazy about him but she has her days were she talks shit about him ...

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virgiiin.


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 4:07 pm

i was just wondering can you tell if a girl is a virgin or not by the way they walk?
and if yes. how do virgins and not virgins. walkk?!

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Sand stain - not coming out of pants


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 2:27 pm

As part of a New Year's Eve tradition (Brazil) - jumped in the sea with white pants. Bottom cuffs of pants loaded with sand stains. I figured, no big deal, it'll come off. I've gotten grease off of white pants.

I've since

- been to the cleaners
- used regular bleach
- used a bleach pen
- used a solvent remover (MISTY)
- used oxidizing powder

I can't make a dent in this stuff! It's just sand. I mean, it doesn't even seem to lighten. Any clues?

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this is a question for my sister (warning this is long)


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 2:11 pm

im asking his question say that im my sister but im not its just going to be easyer to say me instead of my sister ok so here it is:
Im f/10 and I have a friend that is 13 and i care about her alot whenever she is sad i try and confert her and when she is happy im happy with her i do so many things for her but she just dosnt act like she apreciates any of it i dont even think that she cares about me she never thanks me for christmas i saved up all my money to get my sister and her psp's my sister jumped in joy and thanked me 5 billions times and then i asked my friend if she liked hers and all she said was yeah she didnt even say thank you and then she doesnt act like she cares about me every time i try to get together with her she j...

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I'M DYING....


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 1:15 pm

my freshman year i cam across this boy named tommy and i liked ever since junior year we started talking and in the summer he asked me to be his girlfriend so we went out i liked him alot he was my real first boyfriend and i was crazy fro him see i like my rocker guys with long hair and piercings ans he has that :) we even went to family values together and had a good time....school started and it was fine we didnt see each other at all only in themorning when i would get off the buss but only for 5 minutes and then i would just talk to him on the phone or myspace...so on the third day of school he broke up with me on myspace and i was devistated!!!! i couldnt belive it i mean the day before it was all fine!!! so then we broke up and i was ...

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How do you.......


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 1:12 pm

Well, I just got a DXG Digital Video Camera. It's going good but how do you put music onto the computer, then how do you put it on the camera? Does anybody who has one like mine know?

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Teacher!


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 1:00 pm

The other day before an English lesson, the whole class was waiting outside the room for the teacher to arrive.
I was standing there and then the guy I liked walked past so I said hey, and he stayed there talking to me.
We were about a meter away from everyone else and then he kissed me...like we were making out for aagggeesss (but it was amazing, and the best ''kiss'' of my life :) :) )
Suddenly there's like an awkward cough and we break it off and look and it's my English teacher standing there with a slightly amused look on his face and a raised eyebrow.
He said '' (my name here) you know..you're about 15 minutes late for my lesson...and...'' he doesn't finish his sentence.
I suddenly realised that I ha...

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It's not another one of those questions...


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 12:48 pm

Well, there's this guy who I have lessons with everyday :)
He's sexy and funny.
We talk a lot.
Do you think he's a little interested if he makes a lot of physical contact..?
And always comes to talk to me?
Like today he was there with his motorbike helmet and his friend tried it on. After he(sexy guy) picked up the helmet and pushed my hair back and put it on my head and laughed( because I looked like the crazy frog from like two years ago ((brinnngit a bring bring brinnnggittt a bring bring bring)))
And then I was sitting on a bench and he went behind me and pulled my head back, so I was like looking straight up and he put his face really close to mine and said ''sexy eyes''

Do you think he's interested...or just flirting?

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family


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 12:38 pm

i want to know if my my husband raped my sister or someone else

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contraception


Posted Friday January 11 2008, 12:35 pm

i was on the pill and missed one.. i took it as soon as i realised that day but it was more than 12 hours later. the box said to take the pill for the next 7 days (7 day rule) so I did. tho my pack ended on the 7th day of the rule but i had taken all 7 pills .. so is contraception still effective?
(the pills name is Dianette)

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