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The reading state assessments start tomorrow!!!
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 7:54 pm
Ok, so I've been really stupid, and I don't think I've read a single book in a whileeee. I do read, kinda, like on the computer, and at school for assignments. Is this really gonna hurt me when I take the test? I'm a good student and I usually good good grades, and I think last year I scored an exemplary or exceeds standard on my reading assessment. What are some tips to help me get a better score on my reading assessment? I really want to get exemplary. Is there any -last minute- studying I should do? Or should I just try to read a whole bunch of stuff, if that'll help me? xD Oh yea, if anyone knows any great websites that could help, (like one example could be stuff about hyperboles, alliteration, metaphors, or practice websites, etcc, an...
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what is it called...:
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 7:41 pm
when you massage someone's penis through their pants? enough to make them cum. so, basically like... grabbing their penis, through their pants. haha. is there a name for that?
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cant trust her
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 7:37 pm
ok so theres this friend of mine.she is like one of my best friends.well i told her who i like a long time ago.well she was talking to me from across the room and kinda told his best friend and i think him. so that was a long time ago and i convinced her that i liked someone else so that no one else found out. he never said anything so i figured he forgot or never found out.PS...he sits beside me in 4 classes in a row.well last night she and i went to the movies and i told her that i liked him again.today in the first class with him she decided that she was going to tell everyone that i like him after i asked her not to.now im almost positive that he knows and i know for a fact that almost the whole 7th grade now knows. i havent talked to h...
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kissing
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 7:33 pm
how do you become a better kisser?
what are some good technicques or things that make you a good kisser?
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What did he just say?!
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 7:32 pm
Ok I'm 16/f and I play club volleyball. I have a new coach this year and at first I though he was a little odd. After a tournament yesterday coach was sitting us all down one by one and talking to us about our play. I said I had to keep control of my positive outlook on the game and he says and I quote. "You just have to watch what you give. There are only two things in life you can give: your integrity and your virginity." Now at first I let that go cause I thought he was joking but the look on his face said otherwise. He was using all these youthisms about sex at the same time I just couldn't shake it off as something else. Now my coach is maybe 36 so I REALLY think that's just down right creepy.. so is he just putting his foot ...
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my boyfriend's ignoring me
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 7:32 pm
okay so i recently ran into this guy ian, me and him used to be great friends when we were little, it's been 7 years and now we both like eachother. we've been spending almost everyday togateher for the past two weeks and we're going out. but he suddenly stopped returning my texts and he's not calling when he says he will... so my question is why would he do this? we didn't get into a fight or anything and i don't think i did anything to piss him off and when i do talk to him he seems just as sweet and happy to talk to me as ever. so i don't know what's up, and i don't want to go to far out of my way trying to reach him because i don't want to seem clingy, my friend thinks that i haven't done enough to show him that i like him... i guess i haven't but i don't know what's going on... help?
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PERIOD
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 7:26 pm
ok..i skipped a period and i'm not sexually active.what is up with that? i do't know what it is supposed to mean, it is kidna weird. Can anyone tell me what is wrong or what is up? thanks in advance!!
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PROM DATE?
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 7:15 pm
ok so there's this guy at school that I really like. We went out on a few dates earlier during in the school year but the timing wasn't right and things didn't work out. We both dated other people who ended up playing us. Now we're starting to get close again and kinda talking about maybe trying "us" out again since we know what we want in a relationship from the bad ones we just had. I'm pretty sure he's trying to find a way to ask me to our school prom coming up. I really want him to but I don't want to seem pushy or anything. Does anybody have any ideas on how I can drop some hints without being very obvious? Some of our mutual friends are trying to find me a date. Should I tell them how I feel about him? Any advice would help! THANK YOU!!!
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Yet ANOTHER hair question :] sorry
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 7:11 pm
Ok, as you all know, summer's coming up. During the summer, i'm going to Florida with my dad, so we'll be at the beach 24/7 of course ha ha. Ok, I'm getting my haircut soon and I want a punkish short bed-head look. About the length of my shoulders, and layered ALL OVER. And I cute layered side fringe that covers a bit of my eye. My face it round/oval so I think it will work. Question: I have NO IDEA how to explain it to my hair dresser, so can anyone find any pics? I've looked everywhere, but I can't find one. I straighten my hair too so it must be straightened :] I want the ends of my hair to look like this too ------> WWWWWWW
All zig zag and such. Thanks SO much!
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Hairy down south, yo.
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 7:06 pm
14/F
alright, I belive a woman should only have hair on her head. when I shave I can't get the whole place cause i'm terrified of cutting my vag. ligitimate fear though.
So I would like to wax, but I'm afraid it will hurt. And I don't know where to buy any waxing kits and what would be usable on my vagina.
So, can you tell me where I can get some. Over the counter please! Or tell me how to shave near the labia er whatever.
Please, I'm begging !
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confusedd.
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 6:53 pm
i dont know if i like this kid. sometimes i think i like this kid. sometimes i dont. he flirts with me a lot. i dont want to give in to that but i do sometimes. idk. also, i dont know if im getting over my ex. i miss him, but i can deal with the reality. basically, my brain is fried from thinking over everything so much, and none of my friends could care less. its the only thing i can think of, and no ones supporting me at all in anything. since day one of the break up, which was months ago, my friends didnt care at all. i just dont know what to do with myself. theres no way of distracting myself. i have no escape. dont bother coming up with ways distracting myself. i just need some help straighting out my mind.
thanks;;
xhopeless
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nops?
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 6:40 pm
what does the word "nops" mean?
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Weird Ipod thing?
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 6:32 pm
Ok, I finally got around to putting some youtube vids on my ipod nano, but when I did, my laptop cut the time length shorter! Like, The movie was originally 9:32 and when It got on my ipod it was 1:43!!! I don't know why that hapened. I used firefox to download the vid and then I used "Videora ipod nano converter" to convert it. This converter is SUPPOSED to convert the whole vid. but for some reason it got cut short? Help? Thanks!
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Kissing
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 6:29 pm
I think i might get my first kiss from my boyfriend soon, but i have no idea wat to do!
--Where to you put your nose?
--how to you shape your lips?
--Should you wear lip gloss?
--How long after you eat should you kiss?
--How long should you hold the kiss?
--Do you do one long kiss, or kiss and pull apart then come together again?
--What is the difference between making out and kissing?
If you could answer some of these it would be great!
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RAP
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 6:24 pm
okay so im only 13 (f) but i really like, no, LOVE rap songs. not songs that like you cant make out the words and they sing really fast, but like the song "Low". Whenever my older brother plays his i pod i love to sing and dance to all of his kewl songs but he just calls me a dork. none of my other friends like the same kind of songs. Should i try to like the other songs or should i just listen to my songs when im alone?
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Lesbian, Bi, or straight?
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 6:18 pm
13/F
I have no clue whether i'm bi, lesbian, or straight. It's weird, because I can remember liking guys. I mean REALLY liking guys, as in, my heart would beat like crazy if my crush walked by. I've gone out with a lot of guys too, but I have that problem about getting bored after a while. It seems as though my heart doesn't beat like crazy and my stomach doesn't get that tingly feeling anymore, and I miss it. I still will show off for certain guys and whatnot, but I don't feel that heartbeat thing anymore. For anybody. I don't know what this means. I'm not too fond of the idea of me being a lesbian (absolutely NOTHING against a lesbian. It'd just be weird and all of my friends are super homophobic) I've just never imagined m...
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surfing / snowboarding in CA
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 6:17 pm
Is it possible to be able to surf AND snowboard somewhere in northern California without having to travel a long distance to do either? Or anywhere else in the US I guess.
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Body structure type?
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 6:08 pm
Ok, I've looked EVERYWHERE for a body type chart on the internet, but they all seem to be for adults. I THINK I have a medium body structure but sometimes, on a good day, I'll think I have a small one. Help?
13/f
Height-5'1
weight-113
Hip measurment:2ft. 8 inch. [wrapped tape measure aroung hip bones so it might not be that exactly]
Waist measurment:2 ft. 3 inch. [same as above]
Shoulder to elbow measurment:1ft. 1 inch. [Measured from top of shoulder from a sideways view NOT from base of neck]
Shoulder to shoulder measurment:1 ft. 5 inch [measured from edge of shoulder to edge of shoulder]
I think that's all the measurement I need, but if...
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LESBIAN
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 5:55 pm
I think I might be a lesbian but Im not sure. I like some girls like not as a marridge thing but i have been noticing things about girls that i didnt notice before, like how big their breasts are. I still like guys in like marridge terms, but my relidgion doesnt allow lesbians and i dont know what to do are there any websites for girls like me? Im not really sure that i AM one, i dont know! Please help
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Tingle feeling.
Posted Monday March 3 2008, 5:41 pm
When my bloke touch me it is all good untill i get this tingle feeling come over me and then i have to stop. What is it? And what can i do to get over it?
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