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Why are some people happy that Michael Jackson died? They're so hurtful...


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 7:16 pm

Why do people insist on bashing Michael Jackson after he's died? The man lost his life long before he died! Why can't we just let the King of Pop rest in peace now?

I went to Yahoo! Answers to ask a question about Michael Jackson and people just went nuts over him being a child molester and pedophile and how he tried to kill his youngest child (Prince Michael II) called Blanket. They kept talking about how awful he was and I wasn't even asking a question about that!

Why do people insist on this now? It's only hurting the Michael Jackson fans who are trying to deal with this grief. I feel like I can't talk about him positively without someone coming in and saying how he was such a horrible person and deserv...

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Looking for ideas for a Michael Jackson tribute


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 7:10 pm

I want to create some sort of tribute to Michael Jackson. I miss the man. The King of Pop. He was an idol for some many. He was the ultimate pop star. I'm sure plenty of people will miss Michael Jackson since he died just a short time ago, at a very early age.

I thought about making a website or something but I'm not sure what to do. I know that MySpace put a tribute to Michael Jackson up for fans--a MySpace page with Michael Jackson songs up to listen to. My friend suggest I write a song about and for Michael Jackson but I'm not sure about that either since I am not a good singer. I want to do something so people can remember and enjoy Michael Jackson for a long time. Something that he would like.

Ideas?

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Making sex possible during pregnancy?


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 7:07 pm

ok so me and my husband found out recently that were gonna have a baby....im about 3 mnths along now and he wants to have sex but im just not feeling it....I really want to surprise him tonight and do something different that we havent done before, so if you could give me some different positions or ways to really make him feel good. thanks!

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Who is Helen Keller? How do you do the Helen Keller?


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 7:06 pm

What is the deal with people talking about Helen Keller and stuff? Who in the world is Helen Keller? I mean, it's in that one song by 3OH!3 and I'm just confused. Maybe Helen Keller is not a person but a thing? What is Helen Keller then? I'm sick and tired of not knowing and I feel so stupid.

Oh, and speaking of the 3OH!3 song ("Don't Trust Me")...how do you do the Helen Keller?

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Why does Michael Jackson's family want a second autopsy done?


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 7:04 pm

I totally loved and miss Michael Jackson. I was anxious for the autopsy on Michael Jackson to be done and when it was my friend told me (because I don't have TV) that the family is requesting a second autopsy to be performed! Why?!

This makes me think that Michael Jackson was murdered or committed suicide! I mean, lots of people believed he hurt children so I understand the possibility of him being murdered is something to think about, and with all of the stress of people thinking those horrible thoughts it would make sense for him to finally snap and take his own life. I hope neither of those happened but I want to know!

What did they find out in the autopsy? Was it not cardiac arrest, which was first thought to be the reason of Michael Jackson's death?

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What do I wear to mini golfing to get My EX back tonight?


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 7:00 pm

okay so i'm going mini golfing with some friends and my ex is gonna be there and i'm trying to win him back...our friends are probably gonna leave us after, so i have the rest of the night with him. i was thinking of going for a walk in the park or something and watching the stars :) so what should i wear that's impressive but doesn't seem like i'm trying too hard. i was thinking mini skirt and tanktop? or should i drop the skirt and wear shorts? idkk help pleasee.

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positions


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 6:41 pm

I heard there are about 400 different sex positions.. what are they all? Is there a website that explains/shows examples of them? Haha, I'm curious...
Thanks.

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i want to dress victorian goth but with an edge!


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 6:25 pm

if anyone gets what i'm saying please give links to some cool photos of victorian goth styles and things for a bedroom and all that jazz! any pics of any kind would be greatly appreciated!!



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missing dll?


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 5:32 pm

i have a dell laptop and its broken. every time i turn it on it says "the dll file can not be found" or something like that. well i was told that the dll file is extremely important and thats why my computer isn't working at all. i found the cd that came with my laptop when i first got it. its the cd that will re-install my computer. but when i put it in it doesn't work.
what else can i do to fix my computer?
also, i can't drag files onto my flash drive. it doesn't let me. and i have so many pictures on my computer that i want to keep. how can i save the pictures? i've tried saving them onto a flash drive, didn't work. i tried copying them to a cd, that didn't work either.

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pregnancy


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 5:18 pm

I had sex with my boyfriend a couple days ago. We always use a condom, though I'm not on birth control yet or anything like that. He ejaculated while he was still inside of me, and the condom was perfectly fine but I guess it slid up a little bit, and the semen leaked out of the bottom where the condom ends... and I was just wondering, if he was thrusting/inside while he was ejaculating could that little bit of semen that dripped out cause me to get pregnant?

I'm going to the gynecologist in a couple of weeks but I was just wondering what are some possible side effects within the first few days if there are any... and I've just been noticing little things.. like I ate so much today and had to pee 4 times within the hour... an...

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Why are Jon and Kate Gosselin divorcing?


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 5:16 pm

I have been watching Jon and Kate Gosselin (From Jon & Kate plus 8 on TLC) for awhile now and was surprised when people told me they were actually getting a divorce soon. I heard that Jon Gosselin actually hired a divorce lawyer for the whole ordeal, but I have no way of knowing if that is actually a fact.

My question here is kind of simple, I suppose. Who is divorcing who and why? I heard something about Kate Gosselin cheating on Jon but then I heard about Jon Gosselin having a long-term affair. I'm confused and would really like to know what's going on with the Jon & Kate plus 8 stars.

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How to be a dental hygentist.


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 3:58 pm

Can somebody tell me the classes i'll need to take, and how long it'll be for me to be able to try to get hired?
I would like to be a dental hygentist;
But I just don't know what I need tod o in order to get this.

help?

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Ex boyfriend coming back?


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 3:41 pm

Okay so i went out with this boy for a year and a half and he broke up with me because we were fighting alot towards the end. No one including me saw this coming because he seemed so in love. I was very pathetic when we first broke up and just crushed(he was the only person i ever slept with and same with him). Anyways, now that it is summer i have done pretty good in staying away from him and even tried dating some other guys. One of the guys that my ex knew about emailed me the other day and was like "your ex requested to be my friend on facebook?". I thought this was really weird but tried not to read too much into it. Anyways, today he started texting me and wants to see a movie next saturday. Im very confused on what to do......

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careless whisperer


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 3:23 pm

What does the song careless whisperer by seether mean?

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what should i wear?


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 3:20 pm

im trying to figure out what to wear. because i will be going into middle school next year and i dont no what is in or out. so what should i wear?

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braces


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 2:16 pm

hi. im getting braces and i have brown eyes and brown hair and i dont no what colors i should get them. and do you asked to get old fasioned braces or modern or does the ortho just give you what he thinx is best?

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masturbation


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 12:00 pm

is it ok to masturbate if ur pregnant?

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is this normal period?


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 11:08 am

i'm 13 and i just got my period. It's like a dark shade of brown and it's kind of sticky. I'm wearing pads now, but is it really period? and i think pads are really uncomfortable, is this normal for the first time?

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caarrr??


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 4:24 am

okay..i'm about to turn 16..time to drive.

so me and my mom have two choices for a car..

basically what i want is a nice car..not too pricy..and has alot of room..

we can choose between a chevy cobalt..or a saturn view..

so in your opinion..which one will fit my needs more??

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for all the black guys out there


Posted Saturday June 27 2009, 3:31 am

do you guys like skinny girls?

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