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Heavy down low


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 10:43 pm

18/f

Ok, so I'm not too sure if I am pear-shaped or not. I'm 57kg and 1.7m tall.
I have a derrière and not so big hips. I'm not flat chested, I'm a B-cup. I think I have sort of broad shoulders too. And my tummy always gives me trouble, sometimes it is flat and lovely (usually before meals) and most of the time, it is a little meaty and it shows whenever I wear tight tops.

So, I need some help figuring out what exactly to wear. When I wear a tight top, (usually light), skinny jeans (light) and my classic white adidas sneakers, I just look SO ridiculous. I love my derrière, I just want to dress more appealing. I want people to notice my derrière and love it as much as I do.

As for my to...

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trying to start college


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 10:39 pm

I just graduated from faith academy but i was on TECH prep - so does that mean i cant go to a university college , do i have to start off at a technical college ?

also what is the difference in a masters degree , bachelors degree , or just going to school for a certificate ? will it make a difference in the future getting a job in whichever one of those 3 i decide to go for ?

and if i start at a tech school , will i be able to get my degree in the 2 years that im there for or will i have to move up to a university school and do more years of schooling ?

im thinkin about going for either business management or pharmaceutical technologies !

i want to end up being a manager at a resta...

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mental aspect of dieting


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 10:23 pm

hi! i need some help. I did very unhealthy dieting and about 2 months ago i started eating normally again. i gained some weight because i was taking birth control pills and now that i've got off of them i've lost some weight on my own... but i need a little help to get back at a comfortable weight for me.... but the thing is that it's just hard mentally. even though it's not so bad, i find it really hard to do it. especially, after all i've been through. it's not like i'm eating crap either. i mean, i eat pretty healthy. i just need to go on a structured meal plan. i have done it before, and i know i can do it again... but i need help to be mentally ready to do it. any advice?

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Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 10:12 pm

Ok so I just found out I have hpv the doctor gave me aladra which did nothing I'm going to flordia in 3weeks to see an old boyfriend and it must be gone does anyone know any quick creams over the counter I can buy to quickly remove the warts please help!!

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My cherry was popped, and now i have a weird period


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 9:40 pm

Ok, so about 3 weeks ago, i got fingered and my cherry popped. (embarrassing i know) but anyways ever since then i've had a period like on and off. and now its really heavy and won't stop.
is my period being weird because of that?

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life


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 9:31 pm

they say life is a gift.
they also say the world is cruel.

how is it a gift to be living in a cruel place?


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Guy problems


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 9:24 pm

How to tell if a funny/witty guy likes you?
16F

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i want this boy


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 8:30 pm

i want this boy who i never really speak to. hes in my grade in high school but not in my group and i know he thinks im hott i can tell by the way he stares. I just dont know how to get him or even start talking or start anything with him. im kind of in the "badass" click and hes more smart and goody good... but he still randomly flirts with my friends so i know he doesnt have a problem with my "type"

can anytone tell me or give me advice as to how to start with him? i want to get this boy! haha!

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Updos - I need pictures and lots of them!


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 8:08 pm

Can anyone help me? I really want to start wearing my hair in an updo but I have never ever done it before. I need to know what is out there so I can try to find something to take to the stylist.

Can anyone help me?

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what does hj mean?


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 8:06 pm

Hiiiiii i know it is sexual because of the way my friends were giggling about it but what does hj mean?

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urgeing to smoke, help


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 7:52 pm

im around smokeing of pot, cigarettes and everything a bit and latley i really want to do it. no ones making me in fact my friends tell me no, the smokers and non-smokers and my boyfriend is totally against it. its just a very bad urge that i neeeed to do it, its only getting worse so im lost. what can i do to satisfy that? try it or not or substitue? almost 16

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lighter as a bday present, offensive?


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 7:47 pm

my boyfriends sweet 16 is next weekend and i wanted to get him a zippo lighter and it be personalized with his name, music notes and a cute saying, its $20 and theres a store for it in the mall but i dont know if it would be offensive to him. he is like hardcore straightedge and gets mad at me because our friends smoke alot but we dont. its not ment to be for smokeing i just like lighters for art and insence and concerts and stuff. i got him a bob marley lighter before for no reason but it was cheap. weve ben going out for a year and a half

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non permanent


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 7:45 pm

i have brunette hair, and i want to use non permanent hair dye the color is light auburn, do you think that it will ruin my natural hair color if i use it?
and what does it mean by non permanent?

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how can you get a job at 14


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 5:25 pm

how can u get a job at 14

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I've been really depressed!


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 5:15 pm

my life has been really hard lately just around father's day of last year my best friend died and then this Thursday my Granny died and now the guy that I was seeing broke up with me about 3 days after I found out my granny died I just don't know what to do anymore please help me.

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the science mole :-)


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 5:10 pm

so for chem, we have to think up a name for the unit of measure, the mole. and we are going to sew fabric together to make it look like the mole animal. the thing is I cant think of any cool names for mine! any help? here are some examples:
mole-ina (ballerina mole)
wack-a-mole (mole with a sledge hammer toy)
mole-tte (mole with a mollete hair)
poke-mole (a pokemon mole)
i was thinking of molley ball as in a mole dressed up as a volleyball player.

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iPod Touch


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 4:59 pm

i just got the ipod touch, and i have wifi in my house with everything but the ipod. can anyone tell me some good games to get on the ipod without needing wifi? and without having to pay? thank you<3

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If Serena & Blair from Gossip Girl were in Sims3 what would their traits be


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 3:39 pm

Im making their sims but Idk what to give them as traits.

Here is the list of all the traits:
http://asilee.com/2009/06/01/the-sims-3-personality-traits-and-their-discriptions/

Thanks!

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is this okay?


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 2:54 pm

Okay, so im a tenth grader in high school and i started liking this kid and i went home and asked my mom about him because his name sounded awfully familiar to me. now, she has told me that he is my second cousin, my mom's dad which is my pop pop is cousins to this boy's dad. now if your still with me i appreciate it. i believe that we are attracted to eachother and my mom said its okay for us to go out if we want to because technically we aren't blood related at all because my mom's dad isnt her biological dad which means my mom isn't blood related to her step dad, which all leads to me not being blood related to this boy. do you think it's still wrong? if so, why?

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First time sex with the love of my life!!!


Posted Wednesday January 27 2010, 11:18 am

I'm a vergin, and i was wondering what my boyfriend can do on his part to penetrate me and make me relax while he is doing it. Everytime we get to the point where he is about to penetrate me, i tend to be afraid and whenever we try to do it, I either become dry once he tries to penetrate me so his penis cannot go in or even when I'm wet, I become very tensed and can't keep my legs wide open so he still can't penetrate me. what should I do?I'm very desperate!! we tried several times and still we can't make love:( please help!


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