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I am a straight guy and will graduate in 2011 and I love science. I want get a few degrees in the same field. I would like to become an RN and get extra training to become a neonatal level 3 nurse(critically ill newborns) I would like to earn my bachelors and masters in nursing and then become a "neonatal nurse practitioner" which is the second highest level in nursing. I like helping others and volunteering. I am very close to my grandma. I used to have a dog named "Spike" and we had to put him down because his organs were beginning to shut down.

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what is the best non painful way to commit suicide?

Please go see a psychologist or counselor. Suicide is not the answer.

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Hey everyone, if you go to google and look up "William Suh arrest". Im the victum in that change. I dont know what to do, i still love that man and the people dont even have the facts stright about any of it! they are making himout to be a horrible person and he is NOT. I love him and belive he did nothing wrong, i really want to talk to him, but i cant sit here and listen to the horrible things people are saying about him. They dont know him, I DO!
what do i do T_T

What he did was illegal. He new what he did. He is a sick man that needed/needs psychological help. In the future, when you're actually old enough, you'll understand why the crime was wrong. It is considered rape because you are minor. I have a friend that does this, and I've reported it... apparently where I'm from the Police don't care. You should be thankful someone cared enough to report it. You might be young, but you should never have met him in person, there's a reason parents, educators and other adults tell children/teens the rules of a computer. He's done it before... if he didn't learn the first time, he will never learn and it will happen again. He is/was a sick man for what he did and deserves to be punished. What happened to you was not okay or even legal. I feel very bad for you, I have no sympathy for the pedafile that did what he did to you and others. I hope you get the psychological help you'll need to overcome what has happened to you.

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how do you actually have sex

If you don't know, your probably not old enough to be having it. Ask your parents.

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Is it just me or is it weird that my husband who is 31 years old sits on his mothers lap when we go to visit, or cuddles up next to her on the couch?

Maybe its just me, but i find it odd that a 31 year old would even want to do that. I mean I feel like maybe he does this because of unresolved issues from his childhood.

Unless I'm wrong, and this is completely normal and I just have no feelings.

There is obviously psychological issues that need to be talked about. i know 5 years that dont' even sit on their mother's laps. Maybe you should be the one to tell him how it is.

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How do I get a guy to get me praegnent? I really like this guy and I want his babys but we haven't really done anything like sexual or anything. Is there some way I can get him to have sex with me but make sure I get praegnet?

Well, first off, you can't just ask someone to get you pregnant besides a fertility specialists, it's just rude. Second, you must be young to ask a question like this, he may not want a baby. If he gets you pregnant he will have to pay child support, therefore, he may not want to get you pregnant. I hope you are over the age of 21, it would be scary if you were under 18. Babies are cute, but then you have to take care of them, they cost MONEY. They usually live with you until they are 18. You should go to college and get a job before wanting to get pregant.

Please follow my advice!

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my acne is sort of mild, and i wanted to know that if anyone who had pro-activ, if it is helpful? and should i buy it?

Didn't work for me.

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I think I Might be up the duff, but Im too scared to do a test, I think that if I am, Im only 3-4 weeks, when would be the right time, Im only young.

Take it, it won't go away just by not taking the test. Now would be a great time.

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What's the best brand of peanut butter?

I agree, Jiff is the best, Skippy is good to, but not as good as Jiff. Never buy "peterpan peanut butter."

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I have a friend who is really depressed and suicidal. It really freaks me out when she comes to school with scratches all over her arms. I really care deeply about her, but lately I've wanted to just give up. It hard to keep telling her everyday, "You look great, you have lots of reasons to live" and then see her puke up her lunch and cut herself with razors. Do you have any advice as to what I should do?

Personally, If I had a friend like that I would report it to the school guidance counselor or nurse for psychological help... but be a good friend and still talk and hang out with her, but you are not a qualified counselor, psychologist or psychiatrist, therefore she could do something and you would hate yourself. But be there for her, don't dump her off. Even if she says she hates, she doesn't hate you. BUT, REPORT IT SO YOU CAN HELP HER, YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE COULD HAPPEN IF YOU DON'T.

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I'm 13 and I reallllyy like this guy, more than I've ever liked anyone before. He's all the qualities i want in a bf. Lots of people say he likes me back, but boys are so hard to read! He doesn't send any signals as to if he likes me or not. I can't tell at all. I really like him though and I want to know. What should I do?

Ask him out, lifes to short.

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Iam 13 years old and Iam about one month pregnant but I don't know how to tell my parents becouse my mom is really overprotective and i don't know how to tell her without upsetting her and my dad is really mean and he told me if I ever got pregnant really young he'd make me move out what should I do?
pleae help me!

Personally at your age I would give the baby up for adoption. You could go to http://www.parentprofiles.com/



http://www.adoption.com/

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I've been at my job for over 2 years and I know everyone very well. Recently, we got some new people and one of them is a real nice guy. Now, everyone tells me he likes me and he flirts with me alot. The thing is, he's cute and sweet but I'm not exactly sure if I like him or if I even want to get involved with a co-worker. How should I handle this? What should I say if he asks me out or asks me if I feel the same way? I'm not quite sure how I feel yet, it all came up quickly.

First of all it is never good to date your co-worker, and your job may also have rules about it. Tell him you would date him, but you can't date other employees/staff.


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Hi i just turned 16 and i want a summer job.. I attend school and i should be getting out around june. I would like a job during the summer time.

should i start applying now or should i wait a little longer.
and what are some tips so i can get noticed by the people who are hiring and should i still ask for a application even if they do not have a "now hiring" sign out.. please help this is my first job. Please just give me some tips.
thank you ever so much:)

I would start applying now, especially in this economy. Adults will lose their job, so the smart adults will take any job they can get, like at a fast food restaurant or Wal*Mart. And those are jobs most teens get. Apply immediately and work and do whatever they ask at work.

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my friend is the biggest liar ever. her name is sarah. she did something recently, that is so close to unforgivable. it's really long so i won't go into detail and way to confusing. but basically to make it extremely short she went behind my back and my other friends back, and stabbed us both. what she did, was just so incredibly low.

Anyway, when we found out, she said she was sorry and would stop lying to us and wouldn't do what she did anymore. well, the other day, her other friend found out about it and asked her what happened, and she told her that it never happened and didn't know what she was talking about!!!

So she is continuing to lie. she is also lieing about really weird stuff. like her mom died along time ago. and she told this girl in her art class that her and her mom were going shopping. she doesn't have a step mom or any kind of mom figure in her life. (i'm her best friend, i would know.)

i don't know what to do. help?

Obviously your friend lies for attention and going shopping with her mom probably makes her feel good, even if she is dead. Some other people were talking about shopping with their mom and so she lied. Anyway I had a friend since the 6th grade who lied and sleeps with a forty some year old gross trucker. My friends and I got sick of her, I would personally stop being friends with her. My old friend started making lies.

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hey im 15.f

i have 2 questions to ask in this.

so heres the story (and oh yea who ever answers ill rate high because i really need help)

my boyfriend and i have been going out for about almost 2 weeks and those 2 weeks he fingered me. i gave me head and we had sex. alot of sex. my question is can i be any chance pragnet since we didnt use a condom the very first time and we were in he shower and he felt like he was gonna cum so he pulled out and waited a little and then we went agian. but he never came. that same day we used condoms but we had sex twice after the shower incident. then i came over agian yesterday and we had sex twice again but with a condom he came but we had a condom and everything was fine. but im just worried that what if i am pragnet and if there is a chance i can be.. because since the first time in the shower my mood changed and i got a small pain like all the way in mmy lower stomach by my vigina. im really scared and i dont know what to do im going to wait ffor my period to come but i dont know by then it might be to late.

another question is i regret having sex with him so much he says he likes me a lot but i feel like our relationship is moving wayyyyyyyy 2 fast and it old him that he said everything is fine and that he wont leave me because we had a thing in the past where i was dating my other boyfriend and he tried to convince me to break up with him so he must like me but idont what to do bout the sex ...and the moving fast

any help ill rate high thank u so much =]

After two weeks, he won't respect use as person. But anyway it is very possible you could get pregnant, the pull out routine rarely if at all works. Condoms can break. So I would do a home pregnancy test or go to your Family Physician or free clinic to get tested.

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what is your take on strippers do you think their trashy or do you have any level of respect for them?

Stripping is great. It isn't demeaning, people that hate strippers are usually uptight people who are intimidated their bodies.

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can anyone tell me about how much the average salaries of these careers are? i really have no idea what to do and what i should major in when i get into college, and knowing how much a certain career makes would really help. thanks! heres the list:

1. radiologist

2. publicist

3. office nurse ( nurse that does not perform surgeries in a hospital, etc. )



and does anyone have a job they really love that pays well? i know it may not appeal to me, but i honestly have no idea what i wanna do and college is coming in about a year and a half. anything will help.

Nurse: $37,000 to $44,200
Publicist: $31,492 to $45,215
Radiologist: $308,236 to $431,592

Nurse and Radiology: Hopefully you took a health or health occupations class, plus you need a Certified Nursing Assistant Certificate before most medical schools, especially nursing. You should have taken lots Biology, Chemistry, English, some basic math classes for nursing and great math classes for radiologist. Hopefully you will enjoy lots of schooling because radiology takes a lot of schooling.


--I hope I helped.

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I have been married to my husband for 10 years. On Mon March 9 he toppeled an entertainment center on me. He was thrown in jail, I got a protection order. I really need to talk to him. I feel like I've died inside, we have always been able to work things out. My health isnt good and its getting 200% worse with this crap. I cant live without him, he is my soul mate and the other half of me. How can I get to him to talk? If he dont want me anymore how do I live?

Don't go back to him or talk to him. If you talk to him that will make you want him more, and you will be in a position where he will say he "loves you," but he will only say that to get you back. Like the other person said he did it once, he will do it again. It could get worse and you could end up in worse health, emotionally and physically.

--I hope I helped.

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I just ended a 6 and a half month relationship with my girlfriend. I am 18 years old and a freshman is college, she is 21 years old who is not currently in school and has faternal twins the age of two. Obviously there is a good reason why i broke up with her. It has only been a week since we broke up and it is so hard. I love her and she loves me. What do i do? do i listen to society, my family and friends, the brothers of my fraternity? or my heart. do i look at my future or what. My heart is torn between choosing to date a girl i really love or what society tells me to do. She is a package deal which im not too excited for because no 18 year old freshman in college wants 2 kids. Also, she is still married to the other man but very close to getting a divorce. I really need some advice. Do i listen to my heart or society?

You should choose what you want not what society or your fraternity brothers. The fraternity brothers are only your friends until college ends. She will be their forever. Kids are a wonderful thing, not extra baggage. No one plans to have 2 kids in college but stuff happens, there are plenty of people with kids that go to college, I doubt that you'd be the only freshman in college with kids. Colleges have day cares for a reason. Who cares what people at college think, they are most likely jealous because they want a bunch of girls or one.

--I hope I helped.

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what is the real reason chris beat up rihanna?

God and Chris only know.

Psychologically he probably does it because it makes him feel powerful (Manly). She could make more money than him, or do better at what they. There are many reasons, but know one will ever know unless he tells everyone.

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