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hi i am a sex addict i have never acctually had sex but i do it to myself all the time is this bad i mean i am just so addicted i need help on knowing if this is bad.....please help. (link)
There is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Don't listen to Barney or whatever his name is... I'd bet my life that God could care less if you masturbate. There's nothing on the ten commandments about touching yourself, and anyone who tries to tell you it's against God to do it is full of crap. Do it all you want, and have fun!
~A christian "wanker".


Okay, people told me that I could be pregnant by giving my boyfriend a handjob, and then an hour later I fingered myself like after he was gone. So someone told me I could be pregnant, but I also heard the sperm cells like die or something. Anyway I'm like freaking out. I guess I'm going to buy a pregnancy test, but I'm so embarrased to just go to the store and buy one. (link)
I'm not going to tell you that sperm dies when it hits the air, because I'm no doctor, but what I WILL tell you is that I once asked my biology teacher and she said that sperm dies very quickly once it leaves the male body.


i have a boyfriend, and we've been going out for about two months.
i went down on him once towards the beginning and his entire crotch area had a rather unpleasant smell.
sort of like a doughy smell, or something that reminds you of food.
it wasn't pleasant.
i want to give him head again, and i would normally enjoy it, but not with the odor. it makes me sick.
can you think of anything that might cause it to smell like that?
he has normal healthy hygiene habits,
but i've never known a GUY to have a smell.
girls, yes, but not a guy.
thank you. (link)
That's from sweating. I get that smell ALOT after doing physical activities. Next time you want to give his peen some CPR, make sure he showered before you guys got together.


aright soo my boyfriends penis is kinda on the small side like 5 or 6 inches and well i'm not gonna lie im kinda dissapointed about it.. is this normal? it's not like i'm gonna break up with him over it or anything but like he's 18 is there any chance of it growing at all? (link)
Well, that's actually average... There's a vast amount of guys that are much smaller... you should count yourself lucky.


Ok i like this guy and whenever I think of him my hert beats so hard and it feels like I'm carrying weight,is this normal? (link)
You like him, but it's not LOVE, like all the geniuses before me said, sorry. Love is laterlaterlater. But you, again, definantly have feelings for him.


I'm really confused as to why all of these teenagers on here keep saying that they like this guy, but they want to get to know him. I don't understand how you can like a guy that you don't know. Maybe I'm just not shallow, but I'm 14 and that's the age that most people who post those questions are and I've never liked someone without knowing them first. I mean aren't you suppose to get to know someone and then decide you like them. Every hot guy that you see isn't someone you like, right? I mean I only like guys that I know and I like them based on their personality. Sure, I think guys are hot, but I don't like them. I don't even know them. lol I guess what I'm asking is if I'm weird or what? (link)
*Applause*
Finally, someone with a brain.
It's not wierd at all. I respect that.


well.....im a dude. big surprise huh? i asked a question simalar to this one awhile back, but anyway. the girl i loved and still love with all my heart, broke up with me about a month ago, over her "parents". which i heard was complete bull. well i go to ozzfest (the one in st.louis) right after she breaks up with me. for about a week i forgot about her.( i had one hell of a hangover). then on bebo, (the thing like myspace) she puts a blog up saying shes glad she broke up with me, she's never felt better about herself etc.... well i read that, it pissed me off. so i played a few george jones songs, and felt alittle better about it. then...she has her best friend tell me that she has a new boyfriend, and that hes sooooo much better than me. now this is the part where i wanna shoot a dude. sooo... i know what i need to do. just let it go. but me and this girl had been goin out since like 8th grade and im in 10th now. so its kinda hard. so anyone got any ideas on what i should do about all this, or how to just let go?

-thanks (link)
What a bitch. And don't get mad at the now boyfriend. And are you sure you want to date that again? Doesn't seem like something I'd want to do again.


So my ex n i have been on n off for like 4 or 5 yrs. At least once a yr we get back together..but its almost gonna be a year n we havent talked or seen each other n i miss him a lot. Im thinking about sending him a text just 2 see how he's doing n then take it from there. But im kinda scared he'll have a girlfriend or tell me that he's over me or something. What should i do?? 18/f (link)
Were you and sweetie91 speaking english? It took me like 20 minutes to decode all that mess.

Send a text. Whether he's dating or not, it's always nice.


F/15

Okay. So heres the deal: I dated this guy for about 3 months. Even though that isnt very long, I really fell for him...hard. We've been apart for about 5 months now and I still can't get over him. He's a senior this year, and Im a sophmore, but I always see him in the halls. Everytime I see him I try to play it cool when he waves or says hi to me but inside im dying. I feel exactly like I did before I ever went out with him, only this time its not just a crush I have on him I love him. I really miss him but I dont think he misses me anymore since so much time has passed.

To make matters worse, I've been doing some really stupid things lately, one of which is getting high and coming to school. Last week I was high and remember parts of what had happened that day, but everything I dont remember, my best friend filled me in on. When I was crazy high, I remember going up to him and hanging off of him, telling him to dump his new girlfriend, or that I would even be open to the fact of him cheating on his girl with me and i told him that i loved and missed him. Im sure I did more than that, but I do remember sayin something along those lines.

Please..I need some kind of advice. I feel so pathetic for trying to hold on to someone for so long. (link)
Get off the drugs. Those are great, if your goal is screwing everything up between you.


is it posibly to like a guy but dont want to like him but cant get over him??? (link)
Was that a question, or were you just trying to tell everyone you like a guy that you don't want to?


I'm sorry if this is kinda long.
I've been going out with my bf for about 6/7 months now, and he was a virgin before and I wasn't. About two months into it we had sex, mainly initiated by me, and it's like he can't get enough of it! I just basically played up to it at first. About a month ago we had just had sex and I told him I loved him because I did. He went quiet for like a few minutes and then he said that he would wait until he truly meant it to say it to me, blah blah blah. This hurt me but as he was only being mature I just accepted it. Ever since then he never gives me any compliments that isn't to do with me being sexy or being good at something sexual etc, he although he does hang out with me if sex isn't involved I clearly get the vibe that he's not having much fun and if there is ever a possibility for something like that we WILL do it. I'm beginning to feel like I'm being used. The thing is, I do genuinely love him, and I'm wondering if I'm just being oversensitive cos he didn't tell me he loved me - he's got a reputation as being this really nice and decent guy, and it's not like he pressured me into sex to start with! It would really upset me if I had to split up with him! There's this other guy I've been chatting to a lot recently who's really nice to me and I think he likes me for the right reasons as well - I would NEVER cheat on my bf but it's opening up my eyes to what's out there. As you see I need some help :( Thank you! .xoxo


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He lost his virginity to you and you are angry because he's acting wierd? What the fuck? And would you rather a meaningful 'I love you' later, or a lie now? Think about it... I don't want to be rude, but you've got to understand what virginity means to some, and what sex can do to a relationship.


I know this is going to sound really skanky but, I gave this guuy head a few days ago, and when he cummed I swallowed a little bit, but then spit the rest out. Now there's this rumor going around he has an STD, can I get it from swallowing just a little bit of his cum!?

pleasee helppp.
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You're screwed. You better head to the doctor.


15/f

ok im in love with my friend bret he'sa junior, about 5ft 11", has deep blue eyes, blonde hair, and farely skinny, dont he sound hot! well weve been hangin out together since i was a fish and now im a sophmore, we play cards together every day after skool, along with his friends, but we always sit by each other, well i always sit next to him. but ive fallen for him, and he doesnt even realize it, i really like him and i dont want my personal feelings to ruin our friendship, so how do i find out if he likes me? one more ? how do i let him know i like him without it being totally obvious/dramatic? (link)
A) Not really sure what this 'skool' thing is...

B) How to tell him? Com-put-er. Works like a charm. Myspace, AIM, or even text him on your cell. It gets the message across, without all the akwardness of face-to-face.


Okay. Im 15/f and im not what people would consider a hottie. im a big girl. lol. im cute though at least thats what ive been told. but i just cant get a single guy to like me and/or the guys i like allways say no to me and go for my best friends. I dont like to say that my confidence is low but it is. I need to know how to expand my friendship cirle and find a guy! please help! (link)
The best way to expand your friendship circle is to not have a friendship circle... get to know and befriend all cliques. You are guaranteed to meet guys that way.


I used to like this guy. Lets call him B. I stopped liking him ever since I realized how much of a jerk he was.

This was our convo on AIM:

him (7:59:31 PM): be my new princess
me (7:59:18 PM): maybe
him (8:00:14 PM): please
him (8:00:17 PM): i'll be good!
me (8:00:11 PM): hmm
him(8:01:16 PM): pleeeeeeease
me (8:01:22 PM): we'll see
him (8:02:05 PM): please
him (8:03:18 PM): what do i have to do to make you my princess?
me (8:03:23 PM): be good
PHM1248 (8:03:56 PM): how so?
me (8:03:34 PM): why do you want me to be your princess? :P
him (8:04:06 PM): because
him (8:04:10 PM): you are princess material
me (8:03:49 PM): whats that supposed to mean
him(8:04:22 PM): it means
him(8:04:25 PM): your a keeper
me (8:04:07 PM): aww
him (8:04:41 PM): its true!
me (8:05:44 PM): :]
him (8:06:22 PM): pleaase
me (8:05:58 PM): maybe
me (8:05:59 PM): we'll see
him (8:06:43 PM): if im good
me(8:06:21 PM): stop asking
him (8:07:19): new topic
me: yes please
him: ummm... ily?
me: no you don't
him: thats it your getting a hug on monday

Does he still like me? (link)
Over the top, but he gets an A for effort. He called you a keeper and wants to give you a big hug? That's so sweet. But it IS kindof creepy. I'd credit THAT to nerves, though. I've done this stuff (not quite, but sortof) and I'm usually just freaking out because I'm nervous and I usually just make a fool of myself... case in point.


This new guy just started going to my school, and he's in a few of my friend's classes. from what they tell me, he's really cute, nice, and not arrogant like all the guys in my school. I really want to at least meet him, but i can't think of a way to start a conversation. I would have to go way out of my way to talk to him, so i don't want it to be obvious that i made it a point to meet him. help? And i'm not just gonna go up to him and say "hi, i'm so-and-so," so please don't say to. i won't rate you very high. sorry! (link)
As long as I don't care about ratings as it is, go up to him and say 'Hi! I'm so-and-so!'.
It's not that hard. I'm like the shyest person in the world, and I can do it. Because, remember, once you say it, and he responds, it's only going to get easier. Just introduce yourself, confidently, and you'll see what I mean.


Okay so generally when, in your opinion, does it look okay to dating a senior? When i dated one back when i was a freshman, everyone called me a whore and called him a pedophile. Can only juniors date seniors or something? In high school, what is considered too young and too old? I just don't understand the age differences when people think it's acceptable.

THANKS :] (link)
Wow, those people are some real douchebags. There's NOTHING wrong with dating a senior, as long as you are of High School age. Freshman-Senior. Those people are probably just jealous.


my best friend is a guy and this guy is amazing. he knows when to be funny and when to be serious, he knows when to give you the advice you want to hear and the advice you need to hear and most of all he knows how to treat a woman...and he's got money and a smokin' body but that truly doesn't matter to me. he'll pick on me but then he holds my hand and says "i love you, im just joking" one day i was at his house and it was just me and him and i was going to tell him i liked him but just before i said it he told me he liked this other girl so i never told him i liked him. after a month of him and this girl fighting they're finally going out and of course he asked her in a way that is normally only in the movies. so now he has a girlfriend and they're so cute together i would hate to break them up, but they do fight. anyway, the other day me and this guy were at a soccer game. we were sitting on the bleachers, him on a bench lower than me. a girl was sitting next to me but she got up and left and he came and sat so close to me that our bodies were pressed together and there was at least 4 feet of space where he could have sat. of course i loved this and at first i moved over about an inch because people were looking at us weird because they know he has a girlfriend. he moved closer to me again. 5 minutes later i had to leave so he gave me a hug and said goodbye. i have back to back classes with him so i see him a lot during my school day. i really really like him and my mom absolutely adores him. i know i can't get over him. i've already tried about 3 times and everytime i try to get over him i just like him more. i don't know what to do! sorry it was long, i felt like i had to tell the WHOLE story. please please help me (link)
Sabatoge ;)
JUST KIDDING! kindof
Wait it out. They are doomed, relationship-wise.


i feel like my life is slipping away because im always trying to find a girlfriend that will last more then a week, but everything falls through. i keep thinking that if i dont make memories now then when im old i wont have anything and ultimately end up commiting suicide (link)
*sigh* You know the drill... Don't kill yourself. Anyway, ok, if you are only getting g/fs that last a week you are dating the wrong type of them. Find somebody with more in common. Don't EVER jump into a relationship... not good. If you like someone and want to ask them out, wait a week or 2, and if you still like them the same ask them out. But make sure they seem to like you a lot... you can tell by if they do shit that you do to them. :) But yeah. There you go.


okay, im a sophmore in high school.
& i havent done ANYTHING with a guy.
I mean, i've kissed but not madeout.
I dont know what is wrong.
Everyone askes me if ive kissed a guy before & i say yes, but im lying. & I dont want to lie about something stupid anymore. There isnt a particular question but any advice will help.
Thankss.


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15/m and I've never made out either; I just never really bothered. lol. Thats not a crazy thing. And tell people the truth. I respect a girl who hasn't made out/messed around at 15.




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