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hey! everyone has always told me that i am "an old-time classic beauty" "the kind every artist in the 1800's wanted to paint, the talk of the town!" and that i don't fit in to this era. i have the darkest hair with ringlets, full red lips, the longest eye lashes, and thick eyebrows. I guess its a compliment but i don't like the way i look. i want to be beautiful NOW and be considered hot NOW. I look at girls like Jessica Simpson and stuff and it makes me feel so bad about myself. how can i raise my self-image, look more modern, stop looking like a "young elizabeth taylor" or "an 1800's beauty?"

thanks in advance!

o my goodness you are crazy!
dont those "old time beauties" are what guys
want!
omg dont change your self.
i dont know how to say it but dont.
i would kill to look like you!

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OK, so i basically wear my hair in a ponytail EVERYDAY. My hair is extremely thick and kinda wavy and it is soooooo fuzzzzzy, a ponytail seems like a managable way to control it. But i am sick of my beloved hair-do and i cant stand to wind another rubberband arounf my precious strands.

The thing is, my hair is O-so fuzzy (none of the serums, conditioners, shampoos or anything work for me) AN my hair is so thick that is kinda sticks out if i wear it down. I need help!!!! Can you give me advice, hairstyles, products or anything to help me excorsice my pony-do?

ok it was the same way for me.
to stop the frizz.
if your washing your hair everynight
you should know thats un-healthy.
that it washes out all the GOOD oils
in your hair, down the drain. and with
out the oils there is nothing to keep the frizz down.
i dont mean have greasy hair. just not every single night.
like every other night.
or every 2 nights. never more than 3 nights

also
use pantine pro V
pro vitamin formula
it says somthing about
3 minutes on the front.
you leave it in for 3 minutes
and wash it out
its like a god!
and it detangles really well also.

and if that doesnt work.
do all the above
plus use a straightner.
conair, ceramic
there really good and cheap.
wallgreens/wallmart.
any of the walls
lol
hope i helped
♥ jordan

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Last night I was at a party and I smoked skunk 1 (its supposed to be the best weed ever) well it was my first time smoking (that type of weed) and it had a BIG effect on me but NOT in a good way!

I literally thought I was going deaf (I heard a ringing in my ear and it got louder and louder) and then we went outside and I couldn't see anything, like I was losing my eyesight. My friends and I were so scared (but then 2 seconds later they forgot about it) but it lasted for 4 hours!! So does anybody know why this would happen to me?

Has this happened to anybody else and should I not smoke this kind of weed anymore?

look it was probibly laced with pcp or somthing.
you need to quit
if your getting weed from someone. then you need to stop. and if you refuse to stop. then dont get it from that person anymore.
weed can be laced with cocain, lsd, anything.. and one puff and your instantly a coke addict, or lsd or w/e.
and when its laced like that it could make your babies come out deformed. even if you just do it once. i compleatly regret trying it. and you should think about what your doing. and
if you are having no bad thoughts about it. because, it came out of the ground! its only a plant! blah blah blah.
if you belive in god think about this one.
god put things on this earth to test us.
because life is just a giant test to get into heaven
and if you circle to many wrong answers.
or one too manny times.
then you dont pass.

♥ think about it
jordan

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i need to buy a new outfit ready for this coming saturday. i am going to a party/gathering and i am going shopping for the outfit tomorrow so i need replys As soon as poss.

PARTY: not a suit and tie event but not a old jeans and t-shirt type either.

MY FIGURE: 5ft8, long legs, largeish thighs, wide hips/love handles, broad shoulders, C cup boobs. im not fat.. but im not completely thin ive got a bit of fat on my stomach and hips.

if you search colleen mcloughlin on google --> images.. u will see a picture of her in a bikini, thats very similar to my figure but ive got a slightly shorter top half of body.

So my question is.. What kind of clothes should i go for to suit my figure and make me look slimmer?

I want to avoid silky and clingy material to avoid my hips and stomache buldging over so any suggestions? shoes/jeans/trousers/tops/accessories etcetera.

I RATE HIGH! thanks for any help what so ever! Anything with a bit of help is great but the mroe detailed the better! THANKS xxx

i have about the same body as you do.
and i went to a party like that yesterday.
i wore a pretty casual outfit. but it was still nice.
if you go to JC Pennys. they have these black pants with white pen strips on them there almost like dress pants but there abit baggy. and very cute. then i wore
a cute tight-ish T shirt that said texaco. that i also bought there. i dont know your style though.
but it was cute.
and yes.
oh and that dress the other person sent you was TOO CUTE! you should get it in black
&heats; jordan

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I am 13/f and really want more noticeable eyes. how can i make them pop? what are some good products? thanx so much!

ok i havent tried this but alot of my friends use it. get WHITE eye liner! i know it sounds weird and ugly. but if you put it on right
it makes your eyes look REALLY noticeable! like its AMAZING! trust me its really cool
you can get it at a drug store like wallgreens.
or your local make up store ex. sally beauty supply.

or you could get color contacts. there not to expencive. like 20 to 50 dollars i think.
get a bright color like blue, or bright green. but not an un-natural color. because that will look grose

♥ jordan

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My boyfriend & I have been together for almost a year. We haven't had any kind of sex, but it's getting to the point where that's the only place to go. I'm not ready and there's a few reasons still. I don't love him yet and I'm very self-concious. When we're in the mood and getting passionate, I really want to but I stop myself and feel like I'm teasing him. Should I really wait or give in to my temptations?

you should wait.
tell him your not ready
but that when you are you will.
he will understand
trust me.
you WILL regret it.
even if your not planning to do It with HIM
just wait until you love him.

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hey, well im 13/f and i recently just got a gift from my aunt. she bought me clothes from LIMITED TOO! EWW! well im not just going to ask her for the receipt so that i can get money back. so will the store let me return the items and get money back? also i just bought shorts from pacsun and decided that i dont like them anymore. i lost teh recipet. will i get money back? cait♥

no and your right
limited too is
eww..

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i have layers. but when i put my hair up all of the shorter pieces fall out. if you know what i mean. what can i do to stop this??

hairspray..

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I'm thirteen years old and about to go into high school. i got into this really good private school, but its all girls. and i don't live in a city where there are all guy schools, its only co-ed. how can i keep my social life going? should i just forget about the school and put social stuff first? Please tell me some situations where i could meet guys!! From, lonely in Lake Forest

oh dont even worry about it.
i just recently started high school
and i have friends who went to all girls schools. and they know more guys than most girls at my co-ed high school!!
stick with your school work, if you get bad grades there they will kick you out. and it will be difficult getting to college
just hang out with your girlfriends after school
and they will introduce you to new guys.
i promise
♥ jordan

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im getting a haircut and i wana know if you can understand it and if it's good:

parted to the side, bangs to the end of my ears, hair to like 1 and a half below my shoulders, the very top layer to my shoulders, and another layer in between the two, so i'll have 3 layers.

is this too confusing? and if it is, please rewrite it so it's not confusing.

and, is this a good hairstyle? because if it isn't please tell me how i can change it.

also, i have straight hair, so just imagine this w/ straight hair.

oh thats very cute. you should definently get it!
as long as your a girl.
a bit emo-ish.
almost preppy .but not quite.
VERY CUTE
♥ jordan

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Okay im 14/f and im about to graduate 8th grade.... well this year has been very stressful for me and i mean latly everyhting has been catching up with me and i think im begeninng to feel the early signs of depression.... i think i need to go to a counsiler.... but i dont know i mean how do i ask my parents to go to a consiler without them freaking out

the fact is the same thing happend to me at the end of 8th grade.
deppression is hard but if you can put your mind above it you'll be fine.
the main thing is to stay active, like go do stuff with friends, or go bike riding, rollerblading, just stay doing somthing.
the thing about deppression is that it makes you NOT wanna do stuff. so if you say, im not going to loose to you mr. deppression, and go do it its gone for that time.
i dont think you dont need to see a counsler unless you try what i said, and it doesnt work. but i'll bet you $100 it will
♥ jordan

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Okay. So I have this friend, well we're not really friends anymore, but I guess you could still say we are civil. We used to be best friends until we got in this big fight. Her birthday is coming up...Do I get her a present or no?

i say you should buy her a little cheep toy like a beanie baby or somthing from the drug store and just say happy birthday and give it to her. if she still wants to be your friend the fact that you rembered will get yall back together by the forces of fate. but if she doesnt . then it was just a 2 dollar toy from wallgreens. so it doesnt matter
♥ jordan

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((14/f)) and the boy ((17/m))
k, so i met this kid at the beginning of the school year. and basically we've been in love ever since.
but we aint going out because of my mom
she hates him, and shes never even met him.. and she thinks that he just wants sex, cuz she assumes thats what every guy older then me wants. but ivee already told him that im not having sex, because i think im too young, and he understands completely. and i know he doesnt want sex, because its been 9 months and hes still here.
and we both really want to go out,
btu the problem:
my mom
and our school.
our school talks way too much crap

any suggestions on what i should do?

ok you should just go out anyways just tell your mom your going out with him as a friend. ive been out with plenty of guys and my mom didnt like them and she never knew.
if its love
you need to go for it.
♥ jordan

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I've decided to have a good sized party at the end of the year, but I stink at knowing exactly who to invite. I mean, I know my best friend and my other really close friends but here are some questions...

Do I invite the guy I like? We are pretty good friends but he's not really part of the group.

Do I invite my friend who only like seven people in our group don't make fun of?

Do I invite this girl I hate but is in my group? If I don't, I feel bad because I'm inviting all of her friends.

invite all your group, and a few people out side of it. then you have an excuse to invite the guy you like, and you dont have to hang out with the girl you hate, and invite that kid who no one likes and tell your friends its cuz you wanted to invite as many as you could with out crossing the "invisible line"

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(17f)I have the option to move with my dad to a new house in a new town and i'm not sure what to do. I don't have any really good friends anymore. My best friend just moved away so i dont really have anyone here that i am going to miss. It would be great to meet new people and to make new friends. I'm nervous though because I would have to start at a completely different school. i won't know anyone there. What if I'm a loner the first few days and nobody worth liking doesnt like me.. (hope that doesnt sound rude)what do you think i should do??

i think you should move. it was the EXCACT same story for me. i used to live in texas and all my friends had sort of faded away. then my mom and i moved to florida and i love it here. i have alot closer friends than i ever had in texas. and ive only lived her for 5 months. and its alot more fun.
so take a chance, have fun on the way, and make it the best adventure of you life.
because once you get there you can be anybody you want. no one knows you
i wish you the best of luck.
♥ jordan

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Well i have a friend lets call him fred.. well fred is usally really happy.. and i cant picture him being sad at all.. i dont think i have ever seen him sad.. and ive known his since 2nd grade (in 10th now) so ya.. and today i went online and his away message said dead inside.. and i asked him if he was ok and he didnt say anything.. and im worried about him cause hes one of my really really good friends.. what should i do? please answer i rate high..

ok look im like the person that no one ever expects to be sad or stuff because i hide it soo well. so listen to this side of the story. he probibly has problems that he hasent and mostlikely never will tell ANYONE about, if i was him i wouldnt want anyone to ask me about it just let him know that you know somthings wrong but dont repeatedly ask him about it. just live as usual and invite him... Bowling or somthing. he should be normal in a week or 3.
hope i helped

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Okay my question is long. This is something I am so confused on. Some people say demons do not exsist, but how can they not? We have reports of actual exorcisms and demon possession. Some people have their doubts and still say it's some sort of mental illness and an exocism drives thaty out of them. I believe demons are real, and if I believe demonic possession is real could a possession happen to myself? Now, I am trying to be rational in all and I know there hasn't been a possession/exorcism reported since the late 1940s. But the cases I have read throughly, they sound like real demonic possession and not just a mental illness. In the cases there was supernatural things going on such as levatation, sexual obsenities, foreign languages going on, self-mutilation, vomitting, moving of furniture, etc etc...now how can that be catagorized as a mental illness? But initially some people still believe it is. As for myself, Im really intrested in this sort of thing, I am also wondering if learning too much and sort of becomming obsessed with this sort of thing could open me up to possession? Sometime possession can occur differently for other people, people say the devil is always with you, and filling your mind with thoughts you can't control. Lately I have been having many of those thoughts, evil thoughts. Contemplating suicide, self-mutilation, alot of anger, could I be getting into this too far or could it be something else like depression etc, I know none of you can give me a straight answer but I would like input on what your beliefs are about this whole thing, it's very very hard to understand and complicated.

OK im probibly not going to be as much help as the other answers uve got but listen please.
i belive in demons ghost witchs ect. i fear the possession of my self to them daily, also contemplating suicide then realizing it and wondering where these thoughts are coming from. i belive they are there but.. (rember this is just my opionion)
i think they will only possess the ones who dont belive so that there ways will not be "found out" like a demon will possess a man who does not belive in anything. so that he will belive it is depression or somthing. and if u belive you will be able to have the power to "fight them off" because u have an advantage. and about the fact that they havent been reported since the 40's i belive that they have just in diffrent more modern ways, Rape, murder, contemplating thoughts until you crack. i say you should read the books not like fact books but like books like ghost hunter and books people wrote about their experiences, get more of an advantage.

just think about it. there out there
jojo

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Ok, i haven't gotten my period since middle JULY. My mom is getting worried but i keep saying nothings wrong. BUt im not so sure. Does anyone have an explanation for this?

its alright it happens to me sometimes also i will skip a month or too. i IS normal if you have just started starting within the past year or two
.... yup...

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well i lived with my friends but now i moved to a city thing but its only 30 minutes away. i get to talk to my friends online and i have some over once and a while but its just not the same i miss them so much. especially my friend jordan! ;) even though im 30 minutes away it feels like im in a different country...
what can i do?
Bwlng Fr Sp Fan

aww.. the same thing happened to my friend "townes" i miss her sooo much i talk to her online and i've been over once, but i still miss her. i say u should move back to your freinds and move in with this "jordan" girl. she sounds faboulus...lol but u should!

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i usually crack my jaw.. is that bad?

i think so...

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