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Does coffee make you lose weight or gain weight? Does it have any effect at all? (link)
No, but its bad for your heart if you drink too much and can cause headaches. It shouldn't cause weight gain or loss.


um.. my boyfriend wants a lapdance from me.. im all for it but there's one problem.. i've never given one before so i dont really know how.. What do I do? (link)
Just have him sit down and dance erotically next to him and on him while taking your clothes off. There is no secret to it, just be sexy.


okay so my vaginal opening isn't big enough to put in a tampon. i've tried so many times, i got my period 2 1/2 years ago...i'm 16 and i cannot insert a tampon, i can see the whole but its like as big as like the bottom of a pen..what should i do? i'm thinking about going to a gynecoligist but omg i hate the doctor. i'll rate high. (link)
Use sanitary towels instead or use a lubricant applicator to help with the insertion.


my boyfriend's friend keeps hitting on me even tho he know im in a relationship with his close friend. the other day we were at this party and he pulled me up to this room and he raped me. he grabbed me and touched my body. im really scared and he hurt me. i feel strange. i couldnt do anything hes a football player and he held me down and i couldnt stop him. he shove something in my mouth so i couldnt scream. wut do i do?? i cant tell my boyfriend or he will kick the living shit out of him.the guy said if i tell anyone he will do it again. i know i can get some reasonable advice here.

HELP (link)
You need to contact the police immediately and tell your family and the head of your school. Seriously, this is urgent and the loser who did this should be put behind bars.


hey this is for my friend does anyone know the french word for "until"? please answer asap! (link)
It depends on the context:

Principal Translations:
until prep jusqu'à
until conj jusqu'à ce que

Try this website for further information http://www.wordreference.com/


does anyone know how to get a babysitting job.
need a babysitting job.
plz help me. (link)
Best bet is to ask around the family and have them ask their friends. You could also ask any of the neighbours who you know have kids if they need a sitter. If that doesn't work, try finding an agency. You should be able to locate one in your directory.


Hey. Well, I was wondering where do people get those pins that they put on their bags because I want some. Also, I would like to know if they are expensive or not...how much do they cost? Thanks! (link)
You can buy them online from most rock stars official websites if it is band specific pins you are referring to. Any specialist shops in the area that sell clothes of that style will have accesories as well, including the pins. If you mean safety pins, try a fabric store. Either are pretty cheap.


i only got 4 hours of sleep last night and im really tired...but some how i cant fall asleep. what can i do to make myself fall asleep? thanks (link)
Wake up at a reasonable time and get into a good sleeping pattern. Sleep like anything is mostly habbit, and once your body gets used to going to bed at a certain time, it will be easier for you. To get into the cycle, try watching something boring and fall asleep with the TV on. Have a drink of cocoa or horlicks before bed or get some Kalms tablets from your pharmacist which encourage natural sleep. Hope that helps.


Last year i went out with a girl that i loved so much and she broke up with me for another kid. Lately i find myself liking people but then not liking them when they like me back. i feel permanantly scarred from this girl who did this to me but i dont know how to get myself back on my feet. Any of you have some advice for me? (link)
It is hard when a girl breaks your heart, but you need to dive back in two footed and go for it with someone else. What you need is closure from your ex, and you will not get that sitting around thinking about her. If you find someone you like and they feel the same way, then go out with them. In time you will forget about your ex and discover a new relationship and a new girl that you love even more. It might seem unlikely right now, but trust me on this. It will get easier.


what are some quick and easy ways to lose 10 pounds? (link)
This is a detox diet that heart patients go on before surgery in order to clean their system. Some of the wrestlers at my training school have been on it and it has worked great for them. It only takes a week, and if you do it properly, i guarantee you will lose the weight:

This seven day eating plan can be used frequently. If correctly used, it will clean out your system of impurities and give you a feeling of well being as never before. After only seven days of the process, you will begin to feel lighter by at least 10 pounds (results vary). You will have an abundance of energy. Continue on this plan as long as you like, but take periodic breaks between weeks.

This diet is fast fat burner, and the secret is that you will burn more calories than you take in. It will flush out the impurities in your system.

NO DRINKING ALCOHOL ON THIS DIET.

Because everyone has a different digestive system, this diet will affect everyone differently. After being on this diet for 7 days, you will find that your bowel moments may have changed. If so, eat a cup of bran with fiber. The basic fat burning soup can be eaten any time you feel hungry. Eat as much as you want. Remember, the more you eat the soup, the more you will lose. You may eat broiled or baked chicken instead of the beef steak (absolutely no skin on the chicken.) Any prescribed medication will not hurt you on this diet.

NO NO NO bread, carbonated beverages including soft drinks of any kind. No fried foods.

YES YES YES drink plenty of water (6-8 glasses) along with any combination of the following:


Black coffee
Unsweetened tea
Unsweetened fruit juices
Cranberry juices
Skim milk
Note: This diet is from the Sacred Heart Memorial Hospital used for overweight heart patients to lose weight before surgery.
Soup Recipe

2 large cans crushed tomatoes
2 green peppers (chopped)
2 lbs. carrots (chopped)
1 pkg. Knorr’s Dry Vegetable Soup (no noodles)
1-10 oz. can beef broth
2 cans whole uncut green beans
8 green onions or regular onions (chopped)
1 bunch celery
1 jar salsa (optional)
1 can jalapeno peppers (optional)
Season (unless you add salsa and jalapenos) with curry, sale pepper, parsley, bouillon or hot sauce. Cut veggies in small pieces, cover with water, boil 4 minutes. Reduce to simmer until veggies lightly tender, not too soft. Add all ingredients and simmer for 20 minutes or so.
This soup can be eaten at any time you are hungry. Eat as much as you want, when you want. This soup does not add calories. The more you eat, the more you will lose. Fill thermos if you will be gone during the day.

Drinks


Unsweetened fruit juices or tea
Black coffee
Cranberry juice
Water (lots of water)

DAY 1
Eat only fruit (except bananas). Cantalopes and watermelon are the lowest in calories. Eat soup and fruit today.
DAY 2
All veggies. Eat until you are stuffed with fresh, raw or canned veggies (uncooked). Try to eat green leafy veggies and stay away from beans, peas, and corn. Eat veggies along with the soup. At dinner tonight reward yourself with a big baked potato and butter.

Do not eat any fruit today.

DAY 3
Eat all the soup, veggies, and fruit you want. No baked potato today. If you have eaten as above for three days and not cheated, you should have lost about 6 pounds or so.

DAY 4
Bananas and skim milk. Eat at least three bananas and drink as much skim milk as you can today along with soup. Bananas are high in calories and carbs as is milk. But you need the potassium from the carbs today.

DAY 5
Beef and tomatoes. You may have 10-20 ounces of beef and a can of tomatoes or as many as 6 tomatoes today. Eat the soup at least once today.

DAY 6
Beef and veggies. Eat to your hearts content with beef and veggies today. You can even have green leafy veggies. No baked potato today. Be sure to eat the soup at least once.

DAY 7
Brown rice, unsweetened juice and veggies. No potato. Again, be sure to eat soup.

By the end of the day, if you have not cheated on this diet, you should have lost 10-17 pounds. If you have lost more than 15 pounds, stay off the diet for a few days before beginning on Day 1 again.



I would like to know from you guys; what is a fast sure fire way of making some quick cash. And please no-one say get a job because i am trying i just need money now and fast.. All help appreciated and rewarded.
Thanks
anthony
ps 16 (link)
Sadly there is nothing you can do. If there were, we would all be doing it. Then only answers are the unlikely that you can do nothing about, such as winning the lottery. Unless you have a talent that can be exploited by the media to turn you into an overnight megastar such a music, sports or the ilk, then you will just have to get by like the rest of us. Sorry.


okay so me n my girlfriend have been going out for a while and shes moving faster than i want to weve done everything but sex...i dont want to be one of the young tenn fathers even if we use a condom it could still break... if you could answer this i would really appriciate it (link)
If you really want to slow things down then you need to talk to her. However, if things have reached the stage where having sex is the next logical step, then go with it. Its fine to be trepedatious with issues such as birth control, but if she really wants to have sex, have her go on the pill and use a condom as well. You will be fine and it will bring the two of you closer together.


so it's july 4, and we're not even going to watch fireworks! (am i the only one here?) and i don't have anything to do today! and it'll be so boring, any suggestions on what to do on a boring day? (link)
I always find a project of some sort can serve to reinvigorate on a slow day. Try learning a new skill (playing a musical instrument, learn a language online, write a short story) or get your teeth into something you enjoy. If not, then just sit down and relax and enjoy a favourite TV programme. Sometimes a day of doing nothing can be cathartic.


Alright. I've been dating my boyfriend for over ten months and we've started to have a lot of problems. Around the six month marking period we starting getting into a lot of arguments and got upset with eachother easily. This has been going on for the past three or four months. He's in a different state for a couple of weeks and I usually get to talk to him, but for some reason this trip is different. I've talked to him maybe 30 minutes in total in a week or so. So I went to a party today and I met a guy that I had seen during drumline camps and stuff. He invited me along with a bunch of other drumline people to come over to his house. We got to talking and stuff and he texted me while we were watching fireworks with everyone if I wanted to hang out with him sometime, that'd be fun. So, I texted him when I got home and told him that'd be fun. The thing is IDK what to do. I don't know if i can go on much longer with my current boyfriend the way things are going. This other guy is dropping hints like crazy that he wants to know me better. "I haven't had a girlfriend in over a year, so yeah" and so on. please help. (link)
It sounds like you already know what you want to do but are afraid of letting go, which is perfectly normal. If things are difficult with your current boyfriend, you need to decide if its worth carrying on with him, especially with rarely seeing or hearing from him. Often in a relationship both parties know that its not meant to be, but are both concerned about hurting their partner and themselves by ending it. Deep down I am sure your boyfriend feels the same way as you do about the situation, and you would be both happier splitting up. However, i STRONGLY advise you do not do anything with this new flame until you are completely seperated from your current boyfriend. It is insulting and unfair to him to go behind his back like that. Also, before you rush into a relationship with this new guy, decide if thats really what you want. Perhaps you were not ready for a relationship yet and thats why things are not working out with your current boyfriend?


Would lotion irritate my vagina if i want to masturbate/finger myself with it?
please help thanks (link)
If you use any random lotion then possibly. If you stick with products designed for that purpose, you shouldn't have a problem. Although bare in mind, people are allergic and react differently to everything, but 99% of things should be fine. I would suggest something like "Play" by Durex.


15/f
okay i moved to a different city about a year ago. there is this guy that is like one of my best friends and everyone knows that he likes me and i like him too((but not alot)). ive gone to dances with him, but im afraid that if he asks me out things will get all weird, and i dont know if i would be able to kiss him without feeling odd.
please help me! (link)
The fact that he is your best friend could turn out to be a great thing for a potential relationship. With you both already being close and knowing about each other makes things a lot easier. Caution is advised as you don't want to lose what you have, but not making some sort of move could make things awkward between the two of you. I say go for it and forget about any slightly "odd" feelings you might intitially have.


My verticle for now is about 1 foot. I want to approve this measurement to as much as possible. What workouts should i do? Thanks (link)
I would suggest Squat Thrusts, which are very good for that kind of thing. Any leg presses and leg rotational exercises at the gym will also help.


I have black Features in my face [[eyelashes,eyebrows]] My hair is very light and my eybrows are JET BLACK.. i want to know is it possible for me to dye my eye brows brown? [[so it will blend in with my hair more,they are kind of bushy..not really though.]] 13/f (link)
It is possible, but I would not recommend it. Other than being potentially dangerous with the risk of the dye going in your eyes, its also pointless. You risk making yourself look silly, and would be surprised as to how much of a difference your eyebrows make to your features. Also at 13, you really don't need to be worrying about this kind of thing.


I have a boyfriend and hes nice but when we go to the movies like with him me and my friends he doesnt talk to them or at least say hi all he does in concentrate on me and my friends absolutely hate him for that. whenever i mention his name my friends will be like eww i hate him so much or they will tell every 1 that hes gay! Yah i think it is mean to not talk to my friends cause they are my best friends but hes not there for my friends hes there for me! But i dnt noe how to make my friends understand and to make them like him. Thanks (link)
Your friends are equally at fault here. They need to welcome your boyfriend into the group and make him feel comfortable. If they do that then I am sure he will open up more and talk to them. Also, try going places with just you and your boyfriend. He probably feels a little on display around your friends all of the time. I imagine it would be the same for you and his friends.




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