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K, what would be your perfect blowjob? Doesn't matter, the more graphic the better ;), my bf is coming to visit me and im really nervous, so help! (link)
You have to grab it but not to hard but let him know you have control.... Take your tongue and start at the bottom by the balls... and work your tongue all the way up to the tip of the head.... lick the head alot and then Suck the HELL OUT OF IT...


How do you prevent cramps in your calves and feet in the middle of the night? (link)
ok stretch more cramps happen from low patacicuim So eat more bananas cuz they are loaded


My very best friend smokes. I keep thinking it's my fault. Is it my fault? (link)
if you gave her a cigerat it is but not if she just did it to do it


My boyfriend (19) is amazing. He has a good job and also goes to school. He basically takes care of his mom, since his salary is good. All of a sudden, he became broke. He owed people money and car bills added up but he still never let me pay on dates. He finally let me pay and now, I found myself paying alot. He used to be the perfect gentlemen and had money at all times. What should I do? He's already really insecure about his money problems. (link)
Stay with him give him time to get stable cuz if you dump him now...he will think you were in it for his money... let him get back on his feet and all that


my calves are huggee, i hatee them.
what exercizes can i do to make them smaller.
pls, theyre gross. (link)
squats... run... jog... sprint... jumping jacks....


well me and muh boiifrined jusr broke up and i rally liked him. lets just say i was really hooked. and i think he left me for another gurl but i aint sure. and this is like the third time i get muh heartbroken this bad. and im so thinkin bout becomin a lesbian. wut should i do?? (link)
Go bi that way you really don't have to choose you like both


i wanna play tennis next yr, tryouts are in august &my friends helping me with praticing.
but like i dont have alot of endurace&im not that quick.
what can i do over the summer to help me get quicker&get more enduracee.

thx. (link)
Start your mornings off with a nice 30 min jogs... to get endurance but work your way up to 30 mins like jog 10 for aweek then do 15 then a week later do 20... you get the point right?
ok for your quick ness....suicides... have a line to start at then have 10 lines same distance to each other sprint to the first line then sprint back to the start line then sprint back to the 2nd line then back to the start line you do this till you it all 10 lines


hey guys, i know this is an "Advice" place, but i need help finding the name of this song.
i know its 50 cent and Eminem.
the beging goes like this
"Ey em, you know your my favortie white boy, right?. ha i owe you for this one"
and the main verse seems to be
"i'v been patiently waiting for a Track to explode on. you stant if you want and yo ass get rolled on. it feels like my flow been hott for so long, if you think im fuckinfall off, your so wrong"
i might have some words wrong, but i think thats it. if you can tell me the name i will love you. thank you!!! (link)
The song is paitiently waiting


Okayy Okayy,

So i have this boyfriend.

We are thinking about sex.

I want to && everything but I herd that you bleed during it ..

I dont want to bc i think thats embarssing !!

What shuld i do ? Do you always bleed? (link)
no bleeding harldy ever happens
just be safe and use protection


I'm taking a trip to Washington DC in about 3 weeks, and i havent been on a plane in almost ten years. I am a teen and need things to do on the plane, so i am looking for suggestions...but i'm plannning on just bringing my ipod and stuff.

but i have some more questions:

*what are some things that i will not be allowed to take on the plane?

* Is it true that you cannot take curling irons/straighteners on the plane?

*can you take on food or do you have to buy it on the plane?

*do they actually open all your bags and check theM??

*Anything else i should expect? (link)
no sharp objects like finger nail clipers nail files no flamable stuff

i think that you can't take curlin rions or straighteners but would you really be able to use on on a plane?

Usually they give you a beverage and food depends on tha airlines

They don't open all of em they just run them through a machien

You have to take off your shoes at the security gate


My boyfriend and I have been going out for two years. I know he loves me, but I also know that he's thought about going out with other girls. He has plenty of opportunity, because a lot of girls like him. What can I do to keep him interested in me? Any suggestions? (link)
Keep things fresh don't do the same things over and over agian basicly get him to fall in love with you all over again every week and do that he likes to remind him why he loves you


I really have to say something to my crush, which may reveal that I like him, but that's what I want. Anyway, I want to text him and say "can u go on and IM me later" becayse i cant really explain it all texting.
The only problem is, I only have his cell number because I got it from my friend once. So he doesn't know I have it. Should I still do it? What SHOULD I do? (link)
Do it. Go after what you want in life asap or you might loose it


13/f
ok, me and my boyfriend have been going out a long time. hes very cute and popular, and girls are always calling him, flirting with him, inviting him to go places... basically trying to steal him i guess. now, im pretty popular too, and people say im pretty, and ive heard rumors of others guys liking me... but guys hardly ever call me or flirt with me. so im wondering... is it because guys dont try to steal other guys girlfriends? are girls just more aggressive that way, or what? (link)
Yea girls are deffinetly more aggressive
Guys will sit back and wait for the girl to get single
Yeah we'll tell every one we like you but We won't make a move or flirt or do anything till your free game


me and my friend sent this realyl close guy friend of ours pictures of our vag and asses and she sent boobs too.. just for pleasure and fun i dont find it wrong but w.e but anyways idk how someone else saw them yeah i was pissed but i got over it.. but then there was a rumer that i had a funny looking vag.. like why is that this is why im self consciens of my vagina beacuse i feeel like there is something that looks abnormal or something .. help please (link)
Really there isn't an abnormal one They come in all different shapes so I'm sure every one makin rumors Havn't seen one so I'm pretty sure its not abnormal


when you are blocking in volleyball, what are your eyes supposed to be watching? the hitter?? the ball?? up at the ceiling?? down at the floor?? or straight ahead???

i'm confused! (link)
ok its the ball and the person who is hittin it to see which way they are hittin it... I asked my volleyball friends for this answer


so i've been eating healthy for the past month, but i'm wondering how long will it be until i lose the fat on my face? it's really noticeable and i can't eve smile without feeling self-conscious. and i'm 18 so it's not baby fat. trust me. i was way skinnier before. any tips on how to get rid of it? thanks (link)
Maybe its water weight that won't go away
theres pills for that at wallmart or target .... if it isn't then keep eating right and do alot of running and cardio work like were it takes more stamina then strength to work out


heyy how do you give guys head or a hand job like i want detailed beacuse i dont really like know it that well... obviosuly i know you move your hand for a handjob and stuff like that but theres gotta be more too it right?? and for head is there a way you can deep through without gagging cause like what if you have easy gag reflexs (link)
Giving head.... Hmm...
You suck and lick and you don't have to put
the whole thing in your mouth
If you can deep throat then go for it
Ahh can't really help you with teh hand job sorry =[


do guys care if you have sex with a bra on cause i will most likely want to because im not 100% comftorable with my booobs since i feel they are too small/too pointy and not like some girls who have these amazing boobs.. theyre not like huge points but idk do you know aht i meen theyre not like the super models who have these huge rounds ones that just stay there.. even tho most of those are fake i know some girls have those naturally .. im a 34B idk not so big.. (link)
to most guys bra on or off doesn't really matter


i really don't know what an orgasm is, or how you get it, can someone please tell me what it is. (link)
An orgasm is like a girl cumming
You get it by playing with that area or while havin sex You know how a guy cums and squirts
Yeah Girls can cumm too its usually not a squirt though


I Was at the zoo today with my middle school and when we got there, there was so many people that wanted to get in, so there was a lot of pushing and shoving to get inside the zoo. My friend was in front of me and someone pushed me and I stepped on my friends heel. My guess is that her heel went in between my Right Foot ring toe and my pinky toe. It hurt but I thought it was nothing so I ignored it. Then after walking around it started hurting more. We went to the chaperones and told them. They gave me a pack of ice and 4 pills of Ibprofin. (sp?)

After holding the ice on my toe for a while, it started getting numb and i could walk normally because it didn't hurt. Then it would hurt again after a while, so i iced it more. We were at the zoo at 10am and left at 2:30pm and I would say about 3/4 of the time that we were there, i was icing my toe.

I am 14/f and I play volleyball and we have a big tournament next week and my dad is the assistant coach. I only have 2 more practices before we are done for the season. (1 practice tomorrow and 1 on Friday)

HELP!!!!

I don't think it's broken because I can move it, but it still hurts when I move it. It's swollen and hurts when I walk.

what can I do to make it better by tomorrow? if not tomorrow then as fast as possible.

thank you sooo much!! (link)
You have to ride it out
Icing it is good I always jam my toes cuz I wrestle and we always have to do 100 sprawls before we leave thats like down ups only its harder on your toes
Just Ice it for practices take pain killers
Try not to walk as much only when needed theres really nothing you can do




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