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I wore nailpolish on my toenails all summer and I took it off to let them breath and now my toenails (on my 2 big toes) are like orangish yellow.. its gross. I havent worn nailpolish on them for about a week now..and it hasnt gone away. How long does it take for it to go away? Does anyone know any ways to make it go away faster? Thx (link)
Hey,
You may find that using "Sally hanson" nail products will help send your nails to a speedy recovery.

This brand is constantly releasing marvelous products that help in all kinds of problems surrounding the infection of nails.

Out of the whole range I would suggest you use the "mirricals in minutes" which you can literally apply just as easily as nail polish.

Cheers.



please dont judge me for this iam looking 4 help not to be yelled at. i am 15 and a smoke. i want to knoe how can i quit? (link)
Hey,
Lol i know the feeling :P You gotta remember that their are plenty of places out there that will help you too quit your filthy habbit :P I know this because i used to be a heavy smoker but have stopped now that im 18 and it ruins you hair, nails, skin, and what not lol :P

There are plenty of treatments out there that will help as an aid too your problem. Just ask the pharmisits which one would best suit your life style :)

Cheers.


I have a bad sweating problem. Even when it's cold, I sweat, and yeah i put deodorant on EVERDAY. but i still sweat ALOT and it shoes on my shirts. and im a girly girl and i love wearing short sleeve shirts, but i don't want that to SHOW. are there any deodorants that can stop it from showing? PLEASE HELP. I RATE 5'S FOR ANY HELPFUL ANSER. (link)
Hey,
This may sound a little different but however it is a great treatment that aids in stopping the constant release of sweat. Your answer is Talcum powder.

It is common to find Rexonna deoderent has alot of ingredients in it that are used in talcum powder. This is because the talcum powder is partially absorbed inside the pores making it impossible for them to release sweat. You may find that talcum powder is too white for your skin color but rubbing it in will reduce any white marks.

You will receive excellent results when using this treatment combined with the use of your favorite deoderent.

Cheers.


I have a cut on a huge stretch mark on the top of my leg and when I touch it, it burns like CRAZY! What can I use to make it better and heal?? (link)
Hey,
You may find that a topical cream will help your injury to heal quickly.

Two treatments i would personally reccomend are both...

aloe vera cream: which is used in many salons across the world.

Palmers cocoa butter solution: You may find this creame to be a little oily but it is worth it since the results are amazing.

And for all around great skin support which will also help improve your injury I would reccomend...

Silicea pills: Which are a favorite among Dermatoligists. These nifty pills are used to help recover nails, hair, and skin.

Cheers.


I have a boyfriend who is really awesome. He is a year younger than me. His name is *Michael.* My freind always flirts with him and he flirts back. What should i do? (link)
Hey,
Have a talk with your boyfriend and girlfriend if they are mutual to your feelings then neither of them will want to screw things up. Remember if anything happens between the two of them then forget about it and move on because they aint worth your tears.

Cheers.


ok i totally like this guy and no i no for a fact that he doesnt like me the way i like him but i can NOT stop thinking about him what do i do because it's driving me crazy!! please help me thanks (link)
Hey,
You should definitely talk to him and tell him how you feel, whilst it may tend to make things a little awkward between the two of you it's better than not telling him. If you don't like his answer don't cry, don't worry, and don't forget because you will learn a very important lesson from the situation. Besides there are plenty of other fish in the city and although you will never find a guy just like him chaces are you will find some one that wants you for you.

Cheers.


Okay so the guy I like, I was with him today and he was talking to his friend and he was saying how he'd f*cked this girl and whatever and the way he said it totally put me off him.

But like, my friend said he could've said it just to make himself sound cool which is what alot of guys do but I dunno.

I really like him but I don't want to TRY to get involved if all he wants is to get in my jeans, you know?
So, what should I do? (link)
Hey,
Guys tend too talk about having sex in front of girls too get them jealouse. He obviously wants to go out with you but he is obviously enjoying playing games with your head, and guys like that arent worth your time or effort.

If you want too play along with his games though you could always flirt the hell out of him and then turn the game around.

Cheers.


There's always articles in magazines saying how you can REALLY get the guys to like you.

Smile, be nice, be funny, yada yada yada.

But, in your opinon how do you REALLY get guys to like you?

I mean different magazines say different things so, what do you think? (link)
Hey,
Magazines some times have the ability to tell you what you want to hear not the truth.

The truth is the only way to a guys heart is through his bed. Take him shopping and model a few bikinis for him him its supposed t work miracles.

Cheers.


The other day on my way home from school I bought a bag of donuts and was eating them while typing out an essay on my computer.I was a bit careless and sugar and crumbs from the donuts fell on the keyboard.The next day after school I had ants crawling all over my keyboard.I dont know what to do.

Any ideas? (link)
hey,
I suggest you invest in a good quality vacuum cleaner and go over the key board with it. Once this is completed you can lightly spray the key board with a multi purpose cleaning spray.

Next time please reframe from eating whilst you are on the computer.

Cheers.


OK well im a 13/f and when I was little and still now if like i do somthing "bad"..or i get my dad mad...he'll like hit me...and like i dont know if thats really considered abuse..well see this all came up because my friend jessica was tellin us how she stayed out late and her dad got really mad and she called her mom and was like i think dads gunna hit me cuz hes really mad but if he lays a hand on me ill call the cops...so that just got me thinkin to myself...is what my dad does considered abuse or just a way of him "punishing" me.
plz answer
thanks

.... (link)
Hey,
Your dad's pysicall behaviour towards you is a form of punishment. At the end of the day it is however legally considered as abuse and is against the law. Weather you choose to get the police involved or not is purely up to you.

Cheers.


im mad b/c these two gurl at my school call me a slut and a whore and stuff like that and i dont know why b/c im really not and on top of that i dont even talk to them so i dont know how they would know anything about me i hate them like really hate them i dont know if i wanna get even with them or just get rid of them any ideas on either way would be helpful please thnx (link)
Hey,
The best way to erase the competition is by sabotaging their reputations. It is up to you how you choose to use this information.

Cheers.


I know there are always all sorts of questions about this kind of thing on here, but I figured I may as well ask and see what you think.
Our one-year anniversary is this sunday. I want to get my guy something interesting...something special. I'd get him jewelry or something, but he never wears jewelry, except one necklace he like...never takes off. I thought about getting him a Kama Sutra book (lol don't ask...my friend thought that up as a joke), but I dunno if I should. What can I get him or make him by sunday? Money's not much of a problem (for once, YES!! I HAVE a job!) so...I just need gift ideas. I appreciate any ideas. Thanks! (link)
Hey,
That is so sweet that it is your one year anniversary. By the sounds of things you are stumpped for gift ideas.

Never fear, just invest in some good quality craft supplies and make your your object of affection something by hand. He will be flattered that you used your creative sences to create a gift especially for him.

Remember the best gifts are not always store bought.

Cheers.


okay heres my PROBLEM:
im 13/f. i am practically in love with this guy, hes 15. alot of people say 15 isnt too old for me, but i am now worrying that he wouldnt look at me in that way. i need to go out with this ked, or else my whole life will be miserable. what can i do to catch his attention?
BY THE WAY!!!!!! - i ONLY see him on fridays. its for a club thing [CAP.]

SO PLEASE HELP ME!♥
(link)
Hey,
Well the people that have told you 15 isnt to old for you are right. Age is not even that important unless the person is like ten years older than you. Its the level of maturity that is found between two potential partners that really matters.

As for getting that guy I suggest you strut your stuff lie there is no tommorow, flirt while making sure your not coming across as desperate (because by the sounds of it yuou could easily appear as being dsperate), play the ice maiden, let him come to you.

Cheers.


I have been going out with a guy i've liked forever as of yesterday. He is already saying I love you and I said it back. Are we both just saying it or what? (link)
Hey,
As a teenage couple you are expected to voice the way you feel for one another to each other and your peers. However their are different types of love. Weather you really do love the person, weather you lust for them, or weather you are having more of a friendship with them rather than a relationship it is a form of love.

Cheers.


can you please help me, i'm about 5'7 130ish pounds, i guess you can say i'm skinny, people tell me i am skinny & pretty but i have no self-confidence, i always feel so ugly! please help!! i rate high thanks (link)
Hey,
I have experienced what you are feeling. I modelled and ever body was always telling me how good looking i happened to be but i didnt feel it was all it was cracked up to be.

Until now. What you need to do is get yourself into a talent agency it will help promote your self confidence, esteem, and levels of socializing.

Cheers.


Ok, so theres this boy in my class, michael. We were going out, and you kno, all that bf/gf stuff. We were really close and great together, we never fought, but of course there was a lil argument here and there. Well, one day he just broke up with me. He didnt tell me why, he just said we cant go out anymore and left. The next day, my best friend was wearing a shirt that said I love my bf. I asked her who her bf was and she said michael. She ddint even try to hide it or anything. I got really mad at her, and stopped talking to her. Now there are rumors going around that they had sex. I am really mad at my friend and i dont know what to do. I mean, i like her, but im really mad at her for stealing michael from him. What should i do??? (link)
Hey,
If you can manage to get over the heartbreak you are suffering due to your not so best bud any more, talk to her again and see if she opens up too you.

Dont even take a second glance at that guy that broke your heart he knows what he did wrong.

Cheers.


I plan on losing weight loss in my legs, but I have many, many, many, a great DEAL many, stretch marks on my upper legs. What is this going to look like if I lose weight on my legs and make them smaller? (link)
Hey,
Weight loss is not going to change the fact that you have stretch marks on the upper part of your legs however it may decrease them.

If you havent considered using a product to help reduce the stretch marks I suggest palmers stretch mark removal oil. This may help reduce them but it wont remove them completely since no creame has actually been proven to do that.

Cheers.


I've just recently been breaking out real bad on my face(this usually doesn't happen)and I also notice some red zit like bumps on my legs.. which is really weird. Does anyone know what this is?! ( i'm supose to be getting my period soon if that has to do with anything?) (link)
Hey,
Yes your period or stress is most likely connected to your break out. I suggest you start a strict regime here are the fabulous acne treatments you can use to do it:

Step one-
Cleanser, Cetaphil:
Of course this will help your skin in more ways than one after all it is not only 100% soap free (which means it wont dry out your skin) and dermatoligists recommened it too their patients who to suffer from out breaks.

Step two-
Astringant, garnier pure toner:
This toner works a dream not only dose it help reduce bltchiness caused by those blemishes but it helps to dry them out too.

Step three-
Moisturiser, clean and clear oil free moisturiser:
These days it is virtually impossible to find an oil free moisturiser that wont clog up your pores. This one is however excellent and it combines those two vital important factors into a nifty little cream.

Step four-
Blemish zipper, Benzyol peroxide:
Once again this product is recommended by dermatoligists. This cream helps reduce the redness, decrease the pufiness, and leave your skin looking fresh.

Cheers.




She is not very social. She is not very "cool." She wants to be my friend but I don't like her very much. She is weird. She got off the bus crying the other day because people call her a lezbo and a homosexual. I asked her why she was crying and she said she didn't know what thoughs words mean. I am 1 year younger than her. She is a geek...HELP ME! How do I a) get her away from he and/or b) make her cooler shall I say. (link)
Hey,
By the sounds of it you have a dilemma i experienced recently.

Reveal your true thoughts too her. Its better than continuing too let her act like a nerd. Then ask her if she would like a make over but remember to compliment her good attributes too.

Cheers.


Hey well there is this guy and Ive liked him for a while and today he says " I heard you like me is it true. " and so I said mabye.But then my friend said yes she does.But he wants to " hear it from me" I dont know hoe to tell him should I just say Yes i like you or what? And he keeps asking me so does that mean something.OO and he thinks 2 of my other friends are hot if that matters.But ever since he found this out he has been really sweet to me and saying how are you and if i look sad he asks if im ok.Does this mean anything? (link)
Hey,
Sounds like your in a predicament. Now I wouldent suggest revealing your true feelings for him unless you have reason to beleive that he is a trust worthy guy.

Act interested but dont chase after him because since he is the guy he will most likely run the other way and play hard to get.

Remember to wear your best outfit and strut your stuff.

Cheers.




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