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i am megan, or most commonly known as NiNjA. i dont fit into types or genres so dont try and place me in one. i am me and thats all i will ever be. i am very weird/random and very stubborn and can be confusing. i like to joke around... a lot. im mostly seen laughing. theres more to me than i show, so dont judge me the first time talking to me. im smart, but i dont apply myself to "smart things" (lol i sound oh so intelligent there huh?) um.. im normally extremely loud, but i can also be very shy. i hate fake people. and i hate hypocrites.. which is very hypocritical on my part because i am sometimes one myself. i like to "chill with my homies at the crib and partay yo" lol.. um... i hate it when people get mad at me for no reason. it sucks... and yeah. i dont know what else to say. but if you want to know anything else just ask..

advice

What is fasting all about, and how's it done?
I know loads of girls at school that are talking about fasts all the time (not that I'm thinking of starving myself or anything for the sake of being thin, I'm just curious)

I heard my friend tell her cousin she was gonna do a 5 day fast and her cousin asked her how she lasted so long on a fast so I'm guessing it's got to do with not eating.

ok well.. theres this new thing going around now. ok well not really new, but its a lot more open. generally (but not always) anarexics fast for a certain amount of days, sometimes a water fast (only drinking water. its 0 calories) or theres a fruit fast (only eating fruits which are 0 or negative calories.) same with vegetables. then theres also low calorie fast where you pick a calorie range to stay under (for example 3oo calories a day) for however many days. its a simple way of starving yourself, but even when you do eat it doesnt count because you take in 0 calories, so its basically a weight issue. so when you dont take in any calories and work out, your burning more calories than your intaking, so you lose weight, in a non healthy way. but basically a fast is where you take a period of days and dont eat anything (with calories) for that amount of time.

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Ok sorry if this is long.
I went to friends birthday party on Sunday. Everybody thought it was gonna be soo much fun... but it wasnt. Instead, birthday girl hurt her leg to where you can see her bone!! She had to get stitches, and wasnt even allowed to walk!! :( Everybody invited got bored reallll fast, so we went outside and did things without birthday girl. :( She really is like my friend... and she had a lousy birthday. I didnt mean to leave her but it got SO BORING. My question is im trying to do something reallyyyyyyyyyy nice for my friend ((birthday girl)), because NOBODY should be treated like dirt and get stitches right before their birthday party started!! So what should i do to make her feel better? Any suggestion?
-NO RUDE COMMENTS OR SMARTASSES
Thanx i really appreciate it!

ok well assuming she is gonna be at home for a while. why dont you, come over one day, while shes not aware of it (if possible) and kind of decorate a room, with balloons, party streamers, etc. bring a couple of other close friends, and a birthday cake (or some other special treat) and surprise her. then if you can bring a couple of her favorite movies and have a movie marathon, or some board games or something shed enjoy but would be able to do (sitting/laying down most likely). but check with her parents before hand, and you might have to wait a while, because she could be too exhausted to do anything for a while after getting stiches and what not. hopefully you will find something enjoyable for her, but dont stress too much. if shes a really good friend she will understand that its the thought that counts. i hope she gets well soon. happy planning.

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Ok, one of my best friends birthday is coming up and i want to get her something really special! She is the sporty, beachy, california, abercrombie anf fitch, hollister type of person. she's really pretty. She said she wants a gift certificate for hollister but that's all. I'm going to get her that and i also want to get her something else really important and special, i dont' care how much it is. thnx

why not make her something? something coming straight from the heart is always special. do you have pictures of you two hanging out together? if not.. do you guys have a lot of inside jokes or good memories? then go hunting through a good ole magazine for pictures that remind you of her and what shes like and what you guys have done. then make a collage with them. and write little inside jokes or some memories on a piece of paper and put em in there too.. like "remember that one time when.." or whatever. make it something fun, that would make her laugh, or both of you laugh.

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I don't know what's wrong with me but i always feel like i have to cry. I don't think its depression. Then again it could be. Maybe it's just that something's missing. I get annoyed fast, when i would just let it pass before. And eveybody seems to be agitating me. Maybe it's that i'm lonely, or that im just sad. Can someone help me?
sad and falling down*

ok well since i dont know if this is a boy or girl asking this, i will give you answers for both. if your a girl, wheither or not youve gotten your period yet, it could be pms? but then again maybe not. assuming you are a teen, since your body is changing your hormones are going crazy, and this is just one of the things that happens. or it could possibly be angst? but if there is anything you need to talk about/ just need someone to listen to, im here for you if you need it. hope you feel better, and dont worry everything will be ok.

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ok i rrrrreeeealllly like this guy and he is really hot i ride his bus in the morning and we sit next to each other but in different seats and he sounds really nice by what i hear from his friends and he looks at me alot and he has looked at me before and whispered to his friends i dont know if that is a bad thing or a good thing but i really like hima nd i dont know if he likes me but im way to shy to talk to him but its weird cause im friends with all his friends and stuff and so i really want to talk to him on the bus but all his friends are around and i would be so embarrassed and i want to ask him his sn but i dont want to sound all creepy and weird you know? well any advice would be good and please just dont give me theadvice i want to hear tell the truth thanks so much!

allright well.. as shy as you might feel, just talk to him. when you get on the bus in the morning, look for a seat near him, or his/your friends. if he looks your way. great. youve got his attention. start by simply saying hi, and a cute "flirty" smile (just dont overdue it. ;))
when he says hi back, just start a conversation. maybe this is where his/your friends will come in handy. ask his friends what hes into (before hand). this will help with good conversation starters. so your conversation will be interesting for both of you, you get to learn more about this great guy, while he finds someone to share interests in. and dont be afraid if his friends tell him that you were asking about him. he'd be flattered and see that your interested in him. best of luck to you. hope it works out!

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I really want to go to boarding school and i have researched schools and found one i really like. i dont know how to ask my parents though because i know how my mom will react and i strongly beleive that she is going to say no. i need advice on how to approach the subject. thank you.

well just ask her.. but casually and catiously, be like "hey mom. i was just wondering but what do you think about boarding schools?" or something. then listen to her. and if she hates em, or puts them down, then (try not to make it an argument tho) just bring up how boarding schools are better, and have better results on the kids there,and say how you think youd be better off at that particular school and why. and then let that sit for a while, if she has to talk, then listen, so might bring up something you hadnt thought about before. just be casual about it, and truly listen to her. and if it starts to get into an argument or something, or just remind her that you are listening and you are open to what she has to say, but you still believe your better off there. hope everything works out.

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Are weed and pot the same thing?

yeah.. its also known as mary jane, marijuana, herb, and it can be refered to as dub, doobie, reefer, joint, blunt, etc. lol.

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ok what is the best kind of pet for a starting out couple who just moved in together and are planning on getting married? my fiance works days and i do too. we get home typically him at 5 me at 3. and we leave in the mornings at like 6. we both love all kinds of animals, and want to get a pet to share our lives with since we are not ready for kids yet. what kind of pet would be the best pet to get. we are not allergic to anything and if you are just going to say "cat" or "dog" please specify a breed and why so that we can be educated about it before we make our desicion. thank you so much and i promise to rate every answer i get!

um snakes our nice, simply because they dont require much. corn snakes are possibly one of the best for pets. or fish.. but cleaning the tank is a pain sometimes, and i think any reptile would be good for you now, because they dont need as much requirements such as for an example a dog would. so for the busy couple.. something that doesnt require a lot, yet you two can still hold and love and play with would be nice.

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when i use a hair straightener it straightens my hair but it doesnt exactly get the poofiness out so what im asking here is what can i do? does serum help so my hair will look thin and how much would it cost?

syrum helps.. or theres the pre straightening spray. that basically straightens your hair out, then you HAVE to straighten it afterwards, and it helps hold it. that helps.. or maybe blow drying your hair first, at a downward angle, then straightening it. oh and for prices on straightening chemicals, it all depends on what brand and how good it works.

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me and my bf just kissed yesterday..he did it so unexpected i got shocked..and im a little werided out cause i dont think i kissed right and he kissed weird...i love him so much nd it doesnt matter to me..but it just seems weird...i dont know what to do...and me and him want to kiss more

if you guys both want to kiss then do it. yeah it will seem weird for now, but thats because its your first time.. with him. eventually if you guys continue with kissing and such, it wont be so weird, and youll get used to kissing. and remember everyone kisses differently, so dont get used to a certain way or whatever.

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Okay so my gynocologist put me on seasonale and it gives you 1 period every 3 months. Well this is my first time on this medicine and im only on the second month around the time my period would normally be. So I've had this "period" for about a week and 5 days and my cramps arent even like period cramps, they are sharp pains not like aches. Is it possible that I'm pregnant, the lining of my uterus is cleaning out, or i had a miscarrage? I want to go to the doctor cause it hurts and the blood is brown not red... what's wrong with me? Please be honest... can I still bleed and be pregnant?

well basically all i can think of is that.. because you get 1 period every 3 months, your periods that got skipped, dont just dissappear, they just all come at once.. so its like 3 periods in one. 3x's your normal period. i dont think there is anything wrong with you, its just the seasonale working its way through. and also if this is your first time using it, it might be worse now, because youve never had it before, so hopefully it will get better later on. but if you are seriously worried call your doctor, tell her whats up. ask for good cramp killers (oh IcyHot cream works nice.. just rub it on your lower stomache area.. it helps.)

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i am 13/f and i want sex is that wrong

no not at all. if anything it shows your maturing, and growing up. sorry if i sounded like a sex ed teacher, but thats basically it.

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you know how people say big feet you know what they say about big feet? well yeah i dont know what it means

basically if you have big feet it "supposedly" means you have a big penis (if your a guy) but its not true. all it shows is youve got big footprints. ^^

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