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Camille, Erin, Michelle and Kristy are the coolest damn effers! Want to see?Erin:
play.
pimp.
power.
peace.
perfection.
yummmmm...
Camille:
Loud.
Crazy.
Spontanious.
Band Geek.
Lover.
Michelle:
Cute.
Little.
Asian.
Nough Said.
Kristy:
Loud.
Caring.
Compassionate.
And a bit of dangerrr.
yeeeah nukka....
Whoooa ND Lunch Benchers. We are just to damn ahmazing.
Ya damn straight we are.
Hokay, so we are four girls: all different and all ah-mazing. We are VERY different: Camille is the blunt and loveable one, Erin is the genious sex kitten, Michelle is the obedient Christian, Kristy is the confused lover.
We are perspiring from the irony...
Yup, and if you ask stupid questions, we give stupid answers.
M effing stupid biznatches who be answering wrong answers need to go toe and hoat.-Erin
Hokay so, I am Camille. And that was a load of warm, bs Erin just wrote. We are 4 girls who sit at the same lunch bench together everyday at our HS. Me and Erin usually collaborate on our answers, but, most of the answers are from Erin...I just sit there and watch. Funny questions asked to us are thanks to Michelle...and Kristy..well...when you see low ratings, thank Kristy. So when your bf breaks up with you and you are devistated DONT ask Kristy for advice. But if you are looking for RAW UNRATED truth, ask Kristy, cause you will sure damn get it. Ok, nuf bout Kristy, Michelle May is the shhhiznit. She be all like pimpin ping pong fo lyfe. Me and Erin are all chillin and we be all real up in hurrrr.-Camille.
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What are some good ab work outs? And what are some good like diet things that i could try?
You don't know how happy your question just made me.
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Hokay, so, the best ab workouts I know are just simple exercises.
1. Crunches- I know, a little obvious, but they really work. In order to do them right, make sure you're not just lifting your neck up, you feel the burn, and you're going slowly (going fast actually makes you less likely to sculpt muscle).
2. Crunches with your legs in the pretzel, Indian style position. I don't know why but I find these funner than regular crunches and they work just as well.
3. Bicycle. You sit down, lean back slightly and pedal like you're on a bicycle. But, as you stick one foot out, you put your knee to your other leg.
4. Side crunches- crunch to the left and right
5. Crunches but lift one leg at a time each time you go up (targets lower abs)
6. Lie flat on your back and lift your legs slightly off the ground (a few inches) and hold for 45 seconds. THIS IS HARDER THAN IT SOUNDS. Then lift your legs to a 45 degree angle and hold for same time. Then again with a 90 degree, straight in the air. Don't let your legs drop or it doesn't work.
6. Not a specific drill but I do this sometimes because it really works. Every time you see a number on the clock like let's say you pick 3, you suck in your stomach for 20 seconds. So, if it's 5:53, you'd suck in your stomach. It's easy and it works just as well as planned ab workouts
The key to dieting is not to deprive yourself. Don't try any fad diets because you end up gaining all the weight back. Try to eliminate one unhealthy treat a day (whether it be cookies from the vending machine or a bottle of coke) and add one simple exercise (jump-rope for 20 minutes or walk for 30). You will lose 5 to 10 pounds in a month or two and you will feel so much better. Also, don't expect any diet (except for just plain starving yourself) to make you lose 10 pounds in one week. I know the T.V. commercials say it's possible, but it's not. Happy 2007!
16/f
1) is it true that when you have sex for the 1st time, you often miss your period?
2) how long into pregnancy is it when you have to pee every half hour?
3) how long could a "fake pregnancy" last? and how could you stop it?
4) i also feel funny when i pee, almost like it hurts.. is that normal for pregnancy?
1. No
2. Bladder problems occur in most, but not all women, and generally begin at the start of the second trimester and last until birth (so they typically start the 4th month of pregnancy).
3. I'm not sure what you mean. If you mean you think you might be pregnant because you exhibit certain signs, they're probably just the paranoia of your mind and will go away within a week or two. You can't stop a pregnancy without having an abortion, and you can't stop the signs of pregnancy because you can't alter the natural hormonal functions of your body.
4. No. However, that is a sign you may have an STD. Even if you don't see specific bumps or think "What? I can't have an STD", go to your local Planned Parenthood. It may sound dumb but they'll test you for STDS for FREE! You'll feel a lot less nervous afterwards.
Also, Planned Parenthood makes birth control easy. Get two forms of birth control (condom and pill usually work the best) to ensure that you can enjoy your sex, rather than worry about pregnancy. The first time you have sex you might be nervous about getting pregnant, but don't worry about it. I'm sure your fine. Happy 2007!
my sony E-series( Lm45.70 inc.VAT)mp3 player says "no database" how can i fix it?and where?
How you can fix it: Call the BLEEPING number on the box.
Where to fix it: The Magical land of Sony.
whenever i change my pad or tampon at school it takes a long time and makes a lot of noise ( the crinkling paper and taking pads off)
so what are some tips on how to do this faster and quieter?
i'll take anything i can get!
HAPPY 2007.
Stores sell pads and tampons that have a "quiet open" wrapper. They are made of this cottony stuff so it doesn't make that platic opening sound. They are just as much as the regular stuff. Happy 2007.
is it true that they were going to legalize pot on april 20th? is that why its national weed day?
Pot is only legal to act as an extreme pain-killer and anti-depressant for cancer patients and other seriously ill. The po-po, the fuzz, the heavy, and the man don't want you smokin shit so no they are not gonna legalize it, not even on the national holiday. That day is also Hitler's Birthday, and the Anniversary of Columbine. So, in case you don't want to read that guy's really long answer and my kinda long answer: NO and NO.
Hope I helped!
sometimes after having sex with my boyfriend i will start to bleed. it isnt very much but its some. i dont know what i should do cause it freaks me out that there might be something wrong with me. what should i do?
If it's your first 5 times having sex, your fine. It's normal.
there is this guy and he is my boyfriend and sometimes i love him and sometimes i dont like today i dident like him and like yesterday i fell in love with him i like him alot but sometimes i do and i cry over this what should i do
Yes, you still possibly love him, but, sometimes happenings in your life (stress, your period,school)can cause you to feel like you don't like him or possibly his fault. Don't make any decision while your mad. Breath, and think about the situation at a more relaxed time.
Is BURBERRY'S knockoff?
My dad has a jacket that says BURBERRYS'
is that fake or real?
thanks so much
Yup.
Sorry.
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Happy New Years though!
Okay, so, for years, I've been reading up on diets that are suppose to make you lose up to 15 pounds in seven days..for instance..the cabbage soup diet. I don't know if any of you have heard of this diet, but if you have tried this, have any of you lost this amount of weight? When I've tried this diet, I haven't lost even 1/4 amount of this weight, and heck..I really need to.
I know you don't want to hear this, but, coming from a crazed dieter like myself, the cabbage soup diet and practically any other diet that claims to make you lose five pounds or more in a week is false. I've tried the cabbage-soup diet, the vegetarian diet, the "juice" diet, etc. and not a single one has worked (although the "juice" diet did help me lose for a few days, the weight all came back when I started eating again). If you're trying to lose weight, I recommend the 500-Calorie Trick. You try to subtract about 250 calories from your consumption a day (example: stop drinking one bottle, not can, of soda a day or order a salad with LOW-FAT dressing and GRILLED chicken at McDonalds as opposed to a sandwich with fries) and add an exercise that burns 250 Calories each day (for example: a brisk 30 minute walk or jump-roping for twenty-minutes). You lose 5, 10 pounds a month, and don't feel deprived. If you really don't want to cut back on food (cause I sure don't) exercising and staying active really help. This doesn't mean you have to run two miles every day, but it does mean you walk up the stairs instead of ride the elevator and you do maybe a set of 25 crunches every night before you go to bed. Just little things like that will burn an extra 300 calories a day and leave you skinnier in no time.
I think he might have had feelings for me the last time he saw me (which was in the middle of june). He was like flirting with me but I didn't realize it at the time. And every time he sees me he like smiles and he sort of looks into my eyes- but I get all nervous and I lose the courage to go up to him and talk to him. He's older than me (but all my bfs have been) and I know I'll never see him again. I wish I could just call him and tell him how I feel- I feel almost certain that he's interested. But I don't know what I would say to him on the phone without sounding creepy and awkward. (I really don't know him that well and I haven't spoken to him since June)
So any advice on what to do (to get this relationship started) would be greatly appreciated. Like what should I say on the phone?
Well, I've been in a situation like that... Almost exactly. He was three years older...
And, so I told him after talking with him for a while about how I felt... He told me he didn't feel the same way...
I was devestated. But... I knew him my whole life, I just rarely saw him...
So...
I don't know how that helps, but just be careful because I was shattered.
-ChocolateCots. (Kristy MOOOWADD???)(Kristy, this is the rest of your ChocolateCots pals, I think you have completely messed up this poor girl.)
So i went all the way with this nerd in third period. his name is ted, hes a total nerd hes on Honor society and pres of the chess club and has a 7.0 GPA. i sort of used him, because im blonde and i can do that, i told him id go all the way if he got my -1.56 GPA to -2.56, thats a better GPA right? Oh well, anyways. So I gave him my virginity, now i want it back, but he wont give it back....what should i do?
Be thankful he hasn't sold it on ebay.
That stuff sells fast girlfrien.
My family is far from rich. My mom and dad are both on social security. I only have one pair of jeans and it's emarrasing. I have to wear the same pair of jeans every other school day and everybody notices. I've had these pair of jeans for over a year now and they are so worn out. The insides of them are so holy. And they are so washed out. I have no money to go out to buy any jeans. I don't know what to do. Can anyone help?
I know that feeling!
Well, the first thing I would do is decorate your old jeans. My friends and I usually color on ours with marker (but we write like cool quotes from songs and draw stars), but if that seems a little childish, you can really wear faded jeans with anything. I love my old faded jeans. Two best outfits with faded jeans
1. button down shirt (single color: NO PLAID); either long necklace or belt (not both); and boots (or brown shoes). Necklaces are best at Forever21 because they are made to imitate modern style (and they're cheap)
2. big Hanes white men's t-shit (not kidding, it's sexy); jeans; either high shoes or sneakers; dark eye-makeup; pull hair back and high; shiny lip-gloss; big-earrings; any brown or black sweatshirt works well
Don't worry if they're washed out. A lot of celebrites pay hundreds of dollars to make their jeans washed out. Plus, the older jeans are the more likely they'll fit your body well.
However, if you want new jeans, and you can scrounge up 10 to 20 dollars, go to Goodwill or Salvation Army. You may think "oh, those are for really poor people" but they're so not. I have a wealthy friend, maid, everything, you know, who actually shops there sometimes for her theater costumes. A lot of the clothes donated, especially at Goodwill, are actually just clothes people have outgrown. And since standard jeans never go out of style, it doesn't matter if they're a few years old. Skinny jeans are going out. They're really last season. Finding a good pair of comfortable, relaxed jeans is key. Luckily, those are the easiest to find! Also, if you ever get a pretty good sum of money and you want to get designer lable, go to Buffalo Exchange (www.buffaloexchange.com). It's this ah-mazing designer discount clothing store. I bought my favorite jeans ever there.
Sorry, I'm a little fashion crazed. lol. Hope I helped!
I'm always tired, even if I get 13 hours of
sleep I always wake up feeling drowsy and tired.
I'm healthy, I eat well. My bed isn't
lumpy or bad for my back (I heard this could
be a problem) So why am I always tired!?
Excercise. Exceercise produces hormones that gives you more energy. Take a jog for an hour or two. Sleep doesn't give you all the energy.
what does bench 14 mean?
Maybe when you're older...
So i realize that not everyone is meant to be. i mean. My last girlfriend, i mean boyfriend turned out to be a real DICK. I mean seriously, I'd scream at him STOP FUCKING ME HARD. and hed just keep going and going. what a jerk. so anyway,. theres this guy named brittany uh i mean brandon. and i KNOW she i mena he doesnt like me. bbut im into the wholgay thing, what should i do
I'm personally really open about lesbianism and bisexuality. It's normal for girls to be attracted to other girls because at this time in life, hormones are raging uncontrollably. I mean, occasionally I've felt the attraction for... another woman. Gasp!
So theres this guy... and i think i like him, but he likes this girl, which really isnt a girl, shes sort of this half monkey half giraffe cross breed. i know its gross right. well i was wonering, how could i seduce him? i mean since he's into the whole beastiality thing. do you think a chocolate covered condom would work? Im into the whole french blow job thing...i really want to lose my virginity to him...is that weird, liking a zoo keeper who fucks his animals? GOSH IM SO FUCKING SCREWED UP
Personally, I'd go for the French blow job. Those tend to be the most satisfying for the receiver. They give him much pleasure. Rarrrr.
Hey Erin, it's Amy.
I'm a moderator, so I guesss I should tell you that yo can only see HTML on columns, so it looks funny to the asker, and also that doesn't do the whole enter thing.
You just hit enter.
:)
Happy advising!
Thanks. =]
ive had 2 periods in one month, about 17 days apart. i NEVER EVER EVER get them that soon. im regular between 28 and 33 days. ok so is this pregnancy, stress, or something else??
thanks to all who can help!
She's right.
It's completely normal.
In fact, it shows the hormones of your body are functioning efficiently.
Pregnancy and stress actually cause you NOT to get your period (not eating enough can as well).
Is it true that you can get a tummy pooch from holding your breath when doing crunches? I read it in a magazine and I realized I do that, I also have a pooch! If I start breathing better
during my crunches, will the pooch go away?
The pooch is just air; it goes away in about ten minutes. If you still have a pooch, and you do lots of crunches, it might be because you're focusing on your upper abs instead of the lower ones. If you really want to focus on lower abs (they're so hard to reach I know!), do these two simple moves.
1. Lift one leg at a time while doing your crunches. Remember do this slowly.
2. Lie on your back in a crunch position, raise your two legs in the air (straight), and reach up to touch them. Then go back down (but leave your legs in the air) and repeat.
Two quick questions here. My boyfriend and i (of 1 year 1 month today) are spending new years together. Ill be spending the night at his house. we have done everything BUT sex so far...but i think were ready to move a step forward (im not positive yet...im sleeping on it for a few nights). Anyways....on to the questions
1.) Sooo my bf got a condom from a reliable friend id say....5 months ago...and its an individual one..and it doesnt have a expiration date on it. i was wondering if like condoms go bad after that amount of time or if its more along the lines of a year or something. I know people are supposed to pay close attention to the exp. date...and it sucks that it doesnt have it on it.
2) Is it more likely to not get pregnant if you are having your period (i think i may have mine tomorrow) ? I know he wont care if its bloody/yucky...but i was wondering if it wood be a good thing to be having sex during it (or vice versa...a bad thing). We will, of course, be using that condom.
Soooorrry its so long but i really hope i can have some help with this!! thanks!!!
The expiration date on condoms is generally a few years away. However, guys carry around single condoms in their wallet, stuff them in their drawers, and do things that could make them break or more susceptible to breakage. Obviously, you don't want to be having sex and then realize the condom has a large hole. Also, condoms should kind of be fitted and high quality. There's a lot of low quality condom brands that are not as sturday or reliable. I say get a new condom and go to your local Planned Parenthood (embarassing I know lol) becaus they will help you get a birth control prescription. That's a LOT better than going to your family doctor. If having sex is a risk you want to take and you love him, go for it! I'm not going to sit here and tell you you're too young or you don't know what love really is. But, pregnancy is always a possibility; you really should use TWO forms of birth contol. It will make you feel a lot better when you just enjoy and don't have to worry about getting pregnant. Oh, the period thing, you can still get pregnant when you're on your period. It's less likely but still. The only bad thing about it isyou might feel uncomfortable. Hokay, so, hope you have a great New Years and hope I helped!
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