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Question Posted Saturday December 30 2006, 3:41 pm

So theres this guy... and i think i like him, but he likes this girl, which really isnt a girl, shes sort of this half monkey half giraffe cross breed. i know its gross right. well i was wonering, how could i seduce him? i mean since he's into the whole beastiality thing. do you think a chocolate covered condom would work? Im into the whole french blow job thing...i really want to lose my virginity to him...is that weird, liking a zoo keeper who fucks his animals? GOSH IM SO FUCKING SCREWED UP

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ChocolateCots answered Saturday December 30 2006, 3:45 pm:
Personally, I'd go for the French blow job. Those tend to be the most satisfying for the receiver. They give him much pleasure. Rarrrr.

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