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hola, im melissa.
my friends are my lifee.
im always loud as hell.
im never quiet, ever.
i go to the mall alottt.
i love abercrombie and hollister.
coach and chanel are love.
i love flip flops.
i love nailpolish.
i have a swearing problem.
im really really random.
i dont listen to anyone.
don't tell me what to do
i won't listen, i promise.
i talk back way to much.
i lovee boys. alot.
i love straightning my hair.
i love laughing till i cant breathe.
im easy to get along with.
it annoys the shit out of me when people type like this: LiiKeE o-M-G!~ ii WuZ aTt thA maLl yeSterDaii aNd ii b0ugHt tHe cuTesT puRs3 0N s@l3 f0R lyk3 9000 d0LlaRsz ! o-m-G iisnT thAt Ch3@p ? Liiik3 0-M-G ii kN0w! 0H EM GEE!

lmao okay thats it.

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i lvoe to masterbate.
i usually do it in the shower with a shower head on jet and then i have this one thing i dont noe wat it is but it had a little grip on it and i usually stick it up there and pull it in and out, and it feels soo good. but i get an orgasm in like 1 mintue.
so is there anything else that i could do to that would make me last longer and still feel good?

i heard that an electric toothbrush on your clit works and feels good, but i've never actually tried it. hope i helped!

melissa =]♥

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hi.
Do you think masturbating is wrong ?
I masturbate almost everyday and I look forward to it.. but after I actually do it.. I feel so shameful

nope, there's NOTHING wrong with it! a lot of people seem to feel shameful after they masturbate, but it's really no big deal. don't let that get in the way of you doing it, it's completely normal to feel that way. hope i helped!

xo melissa =] ♥

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how long should they last .
and like
how do i actually give one
how long should it last
and is it wrong to give one in a movie theatre?
sites ?

1. it depends, really on how long you & your partner want it to be

2. by giving a b/j, you suck on your partner's penis.

3. yeah, it's extremely wrong to give one in a movie theater, you will probably get kicked out and there's a chance that little kids are around, and people really don't wanna see that stuff going on in a public place.


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hope i helped!

xo melissa

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I heard sex makes your breasts grow if you do it enough (not by getting pregnant). Is this true?

nope, this is a myth! i looked it up online. hope i helped!

xo melissa

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what are the bases? like sexual i dont know what they are. thanks haha i feel so stupid.

oh and i was watching a movie and the girl and a girl named vanessa talked:
girl: so who have you made out with?
Vanessa: some kid who was into indie rock.
girl: anddd... the dirty details?
vanessa: idnn
Girl: at least give me numbers
Vanessa: ok definitely 1 and 2 and a little bit of three.

what do those numbers mean?

first base- holding hands
second base- kissing
third base- touching eachother
home run- sex

hope i helped!
xo melissa
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ok i know this is really stupid but how do you go up a cup size if you alreay only wear a size 36 a

padded bra or push up bra.
victoria's secret has the
best ones, but they're kind of
expensive.

padded bras:

http://search.victoriassecret.com/?q=padded+bra

push up bras:

http://search.victoriassecret.com/?q=push+up+bra


hope i helped and good luck with it!

xo melissa
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My little sister is 9 now. But when she was 8 she got pregnant. It was a miracle that she and her baby made it through. Now she is pregnant with twins and I don't think it is good! She said she will not slow down and she will have a baby every year of her life! She says she loves being pregnant! My parents dont care. How do I get her to slow down.

uhh really quit it.. there is a 99.999999999999% chance that this is real.. so its fake. seriouslyy stop

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Ok , I'm still a virgin and I think I'll stay that way until I'm married. But a masturbate sometimes and it feels real good but I want to stop. But I'm just so dirty and I want to do it but I'm too young! (I'm 13 , not 17 just cause of my username). What should I do?

don't worry, this is totally normal! most people think that it's wrong that they masturbate, but it's really not. its also healthy! hope i helped!

xo melissa
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Is masturbating bad for you when you have your period?

it's not good or bad, it's just the same as when your not on your period. just make sure blood doesn't get everywhere! =)~

hope i helped!
xo melissa
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What is dry sex?? i dont understand what it is? it is really bad? or something innocent the name makes it sound like its close to sex

dry sex is basically sex with clothes on.

hope i helped!
xo melissa
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i want to have sex with this boy but i dont no how and i also dont no how to tell him or to get him into it?

EDIT
wow, wtf? if you want to have sex you cant force someone into it... and if you dont know HOW TO DO IT your obviously not ready for it. wtf how old are you, like 12 or something? umm google it because we're not gonna give u any answers. kthxbyeeeeee♥
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how old are you?

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so i am very scared.and i need some help. me and my boyfriend had sex and ive been getting head aches im always tired.and sometimes my stomach feels weird but i dont feel sick. my freinds say that i am jsut stressing out ..but me and my boiyfriend we had safe sex..and i heard that the chance of u gettin preg is more in the middle of your period like from when it ends to it starts up again. can anyone help me?

all you can do is buy a pregnancy test at walgreens or rite aid, they work. hope i helped and good luck

xo melissa
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Ok. so i get like a lot of discharge.. to the point where i feel like i have to where a tampon almost everyday to make sure it doesnt like "overflow" and this week i tried using pantiliners and they didnt work to well... what's wrong with me.. what do i do???

don't worry, you're perfectly normal! but never use a tampon while you're not on your period, you can get TSS. if the pantiliners you are using now aren't working, then change them more often or get a new brand. try Carefree liners, they work really well! make sure to bring a few with you at school and change them during the day. hope i helped and good luck with it!

xo melissa
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i was just wondering. what is dry sex. if anyone could tell me that would be great

having sex with clothes on.
hope i helped!
xo melissa (please rate)

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I don't know why but I like to play with my BF's balls. I like how they feel. Am I weird?

um, no

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I'm 15 and my gf will be 15 in a few weeks. The other day while we were messing around I told her jokingly that I was gonna get her a vibrator for her Bday. All she said was "make sure its a big one" and laughed. I could tell she was a little embarrassed by the subject.

My question is ...... how do you think she will react if I actually do buy her one as a gag gift? What if she already owns one and doesn't need it ( just jokin)

Should I buy it or not?

she didnt seem to mind, so lol yeah i think you should just get it for her as a joke, but make sure to get something else good for her. hope i helped!

xo melissa

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what does it mean when a girl gets her "cherry popped" ?

when a girl has sex with a guy, her hyem or "cherry" sometimes breaks, causing it to bleed. but don`t worry because this is normal. your hyem could also break by using tampons, horseback riding, gymnastics, cheerleading, etc. but its all normal. hope i helped!

xo melissa(please rate!)

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I'm a teenage girl who is going to commit suicide today. No questions asked. I could never cut myself or jump off of a building- but I might be able to suffocate myself. But the problem with that would be that I don't know if I'd come back to consciousness with brain damage or not. Does suffocation cause brain damage? Or does it just kill you? Any quick and painless methods would be greatly appreciated.

OMG PLEASE DONT. PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU. WHAT IS WRONG? TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT IT. please dont commit suicide, let alone on Christmas! please talk to someone about it. please! drop one in my inbox and i will definitely try to help you out.

Merry Christmas

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What does fingering mean?

basically fingering means when a person sticks their fingers up a girls vagina.
hope i helped !

xo melissa

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Hi. I want to ask you something.
When you are looking after a convenience store, I walk in and start lookin at porn adult megazines. What would you say to me?

i wouldn't really say anything. why? lol its not like im gonna go up to you and say ew you perv put that magazine down or anything like that haha j/k well hope that answers your question...

xo melissa

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