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I just got my braces off last week..and I received my retainer (It's the metal/wire kind)..besides gagging, is the wire suppose to be poking you in between your teeth? Is it suppose to hurt? Help!

I'm really not sure if its supposed to hurt, I mean mine did when I put it in but then stopped after a while. But I do know that it is not supposed to be poking you. I suggest you take it back and get it trimmed or whatever they do.

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is alcohal that is used in perfumes the same as used in liqour

no its not. the alcohal in perfume is a type of rubbing achohal only much stonger. if you drank perfume you would be hospitalized and have your stomach pumped and a very extreme case of food piosoning.(trust me...my friend stupidly drank perfume)

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can you make a email on google ?? if not where can i make a email aniwhere but yahoo !! thnx ill rate if you help !!

no you cant make an email address on google. google is just a search engine. this website(below):
http://www.emailaddresses.com/guide_types.htm
has a list of email providers you can choose. there is also hotmail, msn, and aol.

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umm is stealing street sign illegal, like a stop sign or a name of a street, i think i know the answer but if you could help id appreciate it

yes it is illegal. I think if you get caught it would be burglary and vandelism.

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Ok so my name is Tilly and I came in late for biology class. I look in my chair and there was a note with my name on it..I opened it and it said "Tilly, will you go out with me-your secret admirer"..obviously, they were joking because it was written very MESSY and..if i wanted to say yes/no..how could i tell them? so i was being mocked and embaressed..should I get over it? I wanted to cry so bad..this made me feel even more horrible because people have been calling me ugly for 5 years!

WOW!!! That happened to me a few weeks ago! well i talked around and eventually found out who did it...i did the same thing...i wrote them a REALLY mushy love note and slipped it into there locker. to even it out more i had my bestest guy friend rewrite it and i had it photo copied as it "was" wrote to me and gave it out to people at school.

but:
i dont advise doing what i did...just drop it one day your going to go to a party or a bar...or some other social gathering and your going to famous and sucessful while they are alone and washing dishes at some restruant...while they are sitting alone (even though you may not figure out who did it) they are going to know how big of an asshole they were.
plus in the book of life its like one sentence...a sentence that you could easily "white-out" or "erase".

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Okay..I'm so scared about getting my period. I'm in the middle of puberty, and i know it's going to happen soon. With school here, I'm scared I'll get it at school! I already shave my legs, wear a 'training' bra, and have mood swings. Please help! and no..I do not want to ask the nurse for a pad..I'll rate 5's if it's good! PLEASE! I NEED IT NOW!

what my mom made me do in sixth grade is carry a bag containing two or three pads and an extra change of underwear just in case "it" caught me at school. that way if you do that you can have that and not have to go through the embarrasment of having to ask somebody.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!
~Maegan~

AWWW!!! thanks mae-mae...im glad you remeber cuz no one else practically did...

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When you go and get your senior pictures professionally taken, they say they can take out blemishes and retouch the picture. But what if I had a small mole on my face that I wanted them to edit and take that off? Is that possible?

it is possible...but you will have to watch it when they do alter your face for the better because some alterations make you look worse.

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This is going to be the strangest question ever. My grandmother and my mother both carried a Bible as part of their bouquet for their weddings. I want to do the same. There are 4 possible Bibles that would fit the bill.
#1-Grandmother's Bible-She isn't around, and she wouldn't let my mom carry it. It's a faded ivory.

#2-Mom's Bible-She carried it, but she is now divorced. So maybe superstitiously, I don't really want to carry it. I will already be wearing her veil. It is white.

#3-The Bible I was given when I was Baptized. It's blue, and a little stained due to a fire. I don't think anyone will see the stained.

#4-The Bible I was given at or near birth with my name written on it. It is a very light pink.

All of these Bibles mean something to me. They aren't huge, so weight shouldn't be an issue. One day I want the blue one, and one day I want grandmother's Bible. What's your opinion?

i would go with the one you were baptized with... i mean its a specail time when you get married and when your baptized. the two events kinda go together.
if you dont decide to go with that one then go with the fourth one becuase the one your mother carried could/will be a bad sign...and if your grandmother didnt let your mothr carry hers down the aisle then you probably shouldnt either.

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kt u r a butthead!!!!!!!!!!!
one of the people

thats nice...stop talking to me...your harrassing me...stop it...and stop using MY advice column to harrass me.

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this is stupid but i'll give 5's. if you want to get motovated to do something like work out everyday or practice for a sport everyday does anyone have any ways that they get motovated for something like that? thanks in advanced

i have the same problem. when i want to do two things at once and i know that one thing is better than the other. i just take a good look in the mirrior and i tell myself how i would benifit and not benifit from the thing i want ot accomplish. and as i tell myself the list i get worse and worse as i go on. such as if i think im fat and i should excersise instead of sit in front of the tv and eat food. i start with i may get fatter then i will get so fat no one will like me and therefore i will become unhappy...and so on. normally that helps

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i just saw a commercial on those clear braces taht you can take in and out and you get a new one like every 2 weeks or something and they like work in a year and stuff like that. but can anyone tell me if they really work well. how much do they cost (if u know, if not..its ok) do they work as good as normal braces?? cause i am almost 15 and going into high school and i have to get braces and i dont want to be in high school with braces.

they dont work as well as the metal braces. plus they are more expensive. and no they dont work in a year.

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hey :).thanks for listing me as your favorite columist.im glad some people apperciate the advice i give :)

your very welcome!!!

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