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Hello I want to have sex with my neighbor. Im 18 and she is around 40-45 blonde, tone, and insanely hot. She has 2 sons that live at home that are still in high school and elementary school. I see her a lot and she always tries to make conversation with me. how do i get in her pants?

Do you know anything about this woman? Is she married? Is she seeing someone?

Fact is this woman has 2 kids who are around your own age. Meaning, There is a very very small chance she will see you ask 'dating' material but rather a boy that is her son's age.

Technically there is a small to zero chances she is interested in you. This woman is also old enough to be your mother. Find someone your own age

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(Rating: 3) Rating changed by L2 mod. Never rate someone a 1 unless you file an abuse report. This advice was in no way abusive.

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