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I guess specifically I need him to break up with her or something. I need some sort of satisfaction from it. Call it messed up, but this isn't "opinionators".
I've looked at articles with this title, and I know how to play hard to get. (if he didn't have a girlfriend this would be easy)
I wanted to ask for advice in the same way the articles did, but I wanna specify my situation for better help.
I'm 17, good looking, and I have confidence.
I'm not good with guys who have been in a relationship.
My situation is that we're coworkers.(don't judge)
I'm pretty interested, actually. He's really funny and I'm attracted to him. We are friends but not close. (in other words, we don't have eachother's numbers or socialize outside of work.)
ps, this is just a fast food job.
I don't like him or have a crush on him.
I want to know how to win this situation before I get involved in it.
Please give me some advice, but not if you're too opinionated in the moral of relationships.
Thanks. :)

It's not about being "too opinionated in the moral of relationships," it's about being a person that is respectful of other human beings. You don't have feelings for this guy and he's in a committed relationship. What exactly is your objective here? To create pain, discomfort, and chaos in the lives of people you don't even know?

Give me a 1, channel your energy into making Big Macs, and do a little self reflection.

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(Rating: 1) there's your one. and i make sandwhices.

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