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What traits, to you, does the PERFECT GUY possess?? State all the traits you think would make up the perfect, possibly unattainable guy...
I need this for my online project :) xxx Thanks in advance
Please help! And don't leave anything out!!

Alright, if we're talking unattainable perfect, I'm pulling out all the stops.

-Good hair. Either sweep-y hair or curling locks. ABSOLUTELY NO BLOW OUTS EVER.
-blue eyes
-6'0
-doesn't do drugs
-straight A's as a student
-knows who Heidegger is
-drives a BMW
-watches Scrubs and the Office
-born in Europe
-knows how to cook a five course meal
-is currently flying to Haiti to help with relief efforts
-makes $250,000+ a year
-must love dogs
-cites Ben Folds as one of his favorite musicians
-plays a musical instrument
-plays ultimate frisbee
-speaks 5 languages
-can fly planes
-good fashion sense
-perfect teeth
-hilarious
-actually thinks I'm cool
-has no criminal record
-accepts that I will be banished from the family if our wedding isn't in a Catholic church
-has taken courses in massage therapy
-knows how to dance
-loves kids
-doesn't expect me to have more than three kids
-attended an Ivy League college
-hates the Red Sox
-loves his mom

This man probably does not exist, or he's gay.

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(Rating: 5) haha you should read my list, if you think this is picky =)
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