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So my brother showed me this clip and i find it hillarious! but i have no clue what they are talking about. if anyone can give me a full translation or even just a summary of whats going on that would be awsome!

thanks in advance.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y90ONojCc6Q

btw. i was high when i first saw this. and it was great.

This answer is according to Yahoo:

Monkey: Wo bang tang seng qu xi jing
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Monkey King: I'm going to India with Tripitaka to obtain Buddhist scriptures

Jie nin bao shan yong yi yong
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Can I borrow your fan?

Yong wan le jiu huan gei ni
���就��你
I'll return it to you after I've used it

Bie na me xiao qi ma
������
Don't be selfish, okay?

Guan Yin: Wu kong gong xi
����空��
Bodhisattva Guan Yin: Congratulations, Monkey

Qu jing lai liao
����
You have decided to go to India to obtain Buddhist scriptures

Shi fu tang seng zai na
�������
Where is your Master (Tripitaka)?

Song ni yi ge ding feng da
�你�个顶峰�
This pagoda is for you, it can extend to the sky

Wu kong gong xi
�空��
Congratulations, Monkey

S: Nai nai wai mian you ge qi tian da sheng yao jie ba ba jiao shan
���奶奶���个�天大�������
Sha Wujing: Grandmother (possibly referring to Bodhisattva Guan Yin), there's a Great Sage Equal of Heaven (Monkey King) who wants to borrow a palm leaf fan

Princes: Ba wan si qian (Nai nai wai mian...-)
���太�������奶奶������
Horse (the Third Prince of the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea): 84 thousand miles (outside Grandmother's place...)

P: Wei he, po hou (nai nai wai mian..-)
���太��为�[破�]�奶奶������
Horse (the Third Prince of the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea): Why [after the mountain collapsed]... (outside Grandmother's place...)

P: Zai shan san shan.. Fan zhuan yu zhou..
���太��[�山�山]���翻转�����
Horse (the Third Prince of the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea): [Climbing the mountain]... overturning the universe...

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S: Nai nai wai mian you ge qi tian da sheng yao jie ba ba jiao shan
���奶奶���个�天大�������
Sha Wujing: Grandmother (possibly referring to Bodhisattva Guan Yin), there's a Great Sage Equal of Heaven (Monkey King) who wants to borrow a palm leaf fan

P: Zai shan san shan.. Fan zhuan yu zhou..
���太��[�山�山]���翻转�����
Horse (the Third Prince of the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea): [Climbing the mountain]... overturning the universe...

P: Ba jiao bao shan wei li wu bi
���太����������
Horse (the Third Prince of the Dragon King): The palm leaf fan has such incredible powers

Ba wan si qian zhuan sheng hui ci
����转身�次
84 thousand miles of somersault

India safely in exchange for his freedom)

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