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God help you if you trusted the advice I gave at 13.trisspoke (7:31:17 PM): make me your forum link!
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im 13.... ummmm so like what are the odds of me getting pregnant from like not a guy. because i've been in bible school my whole life and apparently god can make you preggers? like how likely is this and what kind of birth control can i use against god? and is this blassphemyy if i use protection because like you know... it's god. you know? okay thanks!
God is so fucking powerful that there is absolutely no birth control you can use against him. If you attempt to thrawt his plan to get you pregnant, he will strike you dead with a bolt of lightning. BTW: He is planning to get you pregnant. I would know this my friend, because I am the holy ghost.
Matt, I love you.
(Rating: 5) YOU ACORN x (7:09:39 PM): i also like how my answers never get rated on advicenators? wtf?