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heyyyyy!!! preggers q
im 13.... ummmm so like what are the odds of me getting pregnant from like not a guy. because i've been in bible school my whole life and apparently god can make you preggers? like how likely is this and what kind of birth control can i use against god? and is this blassphemyy if i use protection because like you know... it's god. you know? okay thanks!
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God is so fucking powerful that there is absolutely no birth control you can use against him. If you attempt to thrawt his plan to get you pregnant, he will strike you dead with a bolt of lightning. BTW: He is planning to get you pregnant. I would know this my friend, because I am the holy ghost.
Matt, I love you.
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I'm pretty convinced this is a joke, since your "About the Questioner" says you're an 18 year old male.
But, you can't get "preggers" without having sex. I mean, I'm pretty religious, but I don't believe God is going to spontaneously make you pregnant.
--Jack
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You can't protect God from birth control.
Jesus Christ are you sheltered. :(
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You have nothing to worry about.
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Virgin Mary was the only one, sweetheart, you wont be next I promise.
The only way you're gonna end up pregnant is if you have sex with a boy. I'm pretty sure God isn't up to recreating the Virgin Mary because in this day and age, it'll start a lot of commotion.
Stop worrying.
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If God wishes you pregnant, no birth control can stop him! You think man could create something viable enough to stop God? Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it? THINK, MAN, THINK!
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