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I'm 21 years old, have had my share of different types of relationships so I enjoy answering love life questions. Whether it's about getting closer emotionally or physically don't hesitate to ask, hopefully I'll be able to help. I also love the medical field and will be a registered nurse soon. If you have any questions regarding a recent medical diagnosis (don't ask for one please, not a doctor) I can help you better understand it and the treatment as well
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I have this boyfriend and we have been dating off and on for almost a year and a half.
Of course people change but, he's changed dramatically with what his turn-ons are.
When we first started dating he loved making out and french kissing me.
He especially loved oral, and he's always loved anal and vaginal.
But for some reason, this one time, I farted in front of him and he wanted to smell it.
I was like, wtf..
So whenever I fart or something, he wants me to tell him so he can smell it and he gets aroused by it! He gets a freaking boner!
And not only that, but he's obsessed with my ass and my asshole.
We'll be in his room or anywhere, and he'll be like, Hey, why don't you put your ass in my face. And he's like, how about if I eat out your asshole. And he puts his face in it and starts smelling it!
It really really turns me off.
I don't understand why he likes it so much..
It's getting to the point where he asks me if I can take a shit on him! >:[
It's grossing me out, and I don't know what to do..
When we'd be talking dirty, he'd be like, how about you put your thong on me, do 69 on me and take a shit on my head..
He won't stop!
Talking about shitting on him, farting on him, wearing my clothes like my thongs, or smelling and eating out my asshole!
I seriously don't know what to do because I've had enough of it.
I just wonder why he can't be normal. He doesn't even get turned on when I'm on top of him when we're having sex.
He basically only likes doggy style so he can see my ass or put his face in it..
It's sickening.
He never used to be like that.
Please help me, what should I do!? :[
Wow that is the strangest think ive ever heard of. Ok i think you should just talk to him about it or he wont stop. Or you can actually take a crap on his face so he can see how unpleasant it is and stop acting this way. Scare him out of it. I hope it works out for you.
(Rating: 4) Lmao.
I would've rated this a 2 or 3.
But it was pretty funny, so I rated you higher.
I appreciate the commentary. :]
And thanks for the advice!
Oh, and I should take a shit on him!
Haha. :D