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So tomorrow we're going to some rich persons mc donalds, and when I say rich I mean millioniares.

I don't want to dress to impress HELL NO! Last time I went I wore tartan shorts, black skulls shirt and long stripy socks. Needless to say A LOT of glares were thrown my way.

But the thing is there is a dress code. However, I still have 2 shirts in my wardrobe which aren't under 'official offensive shirts' list, but at the same time they would piss off snobs at the same time.

Theres this show called "The Chaser's War on Everything" and because it's offensive satire, most rich people CANNOT STAND IT. Therefore I decided to wear one of my Chaser shirts. However I can't decide which one, so you can help me :)

(http://shop.abc.net.au/browse/product.asp?productid=474416) The deal with this shirt, is it's a mock of a politicians campaign "Kevin 07" it isn't really offensive, but it's recognisible, and they'd see I'm a Chaser lover straight away.

(http://shop.abc.net.au/browse/product.asp?productid=474456) This is a beauty, it's got a story behind it. During APEC these guys got past a $150US security barrier, by pretending to be a Canadian motorcade, and got within 10 metres of Bush's hotel until one of them jumped out, dressed as Osama Bin Laden. It's obviously a lot harder to recognise, but after they see it they will GO CRAZY. They were SO PISSED OFF when this happened!!

A dress code in Maccas? That's a surprise. Which suburb is that?

I like the first one better. With the election coming up in just 20 days (at the time of typing this answer), what better satire than to mention the election?

Also, the second one can be considered offensive because security is a sensitive issue, whereas joking about the election is fairly commonplace. Isn't it best to get your point across without being outright offensive?
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