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Notice: From now on if you want to tell me something or ask me a question that has nothing to do with advice, you can IM me at thefishaim. Thank you! - The Fish.
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Question: "I like someone, but I don't know if they like me, how can I tell?"
Answer: Everybody is different, I have no way of knowing how your crush expresses him/herself. The best way is to just ask them, you'll never get anywhere if you don't.

I'm sorry to be rude, but these are the only questions I have been seeing in my inbox, and I am tired of them. I won't be answering them anymore.
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Other random advice: Slinkies are FUN!

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Superman once wrote on the wall:"Batman is a stupid jerk."
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."

Superman can't let his enemies know that he's Clark Kent, because then they will attack people that Clark Kent is close to, such as Lois Lane. Also, everyone would bother him 24/7 and he wouldn't get a moment to himself. So, because Superman insulted him, Batman revealed Superman's secret identity, and basically Superman is now screwed.

It's pretty funny! :D :D

-Lia

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(Rating: 5) lol
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