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I have been on this site a little while now, and while I have never been one of its more prolific columnists, I do read a helluva lot more questions than I answer. The reason for this is that I feel that a lot of the questions are very similar, so I tend to pick the better worded and/or more interesting ones among them:plus I without fail will answer anything you care to drop in my inbox. But for those of you whose questions I do not specifically address, here are my top five tips to make the world(and advicenators, which is after all the hub of the universe) a better place:
Enjoy!
1)You will generally be happier if you are not
constantly taking your emotional temperature. So much stress is placed these days on FEELING, that people forget that the way to FEEL happy is to DO. So get over yourself and take up skateboarding, drumming(which I highly recommend) "mumblety-peg, if that's where your heart lies". Whatever it is though, just get on with it and you'll be allright.
2) If s/he says "you're too good for me", then s/he isn't interested. End of story.
3)Honour thy father and thy mother, unless they're actually beating the crap out of you, in which case you need to call on outside agents to mediate.In all other cases though, take it easy on your folks-you won't regret it later in life.
4)In 90% of cases, cheating is unaccepatable and inexcusable. If you think that your partner is part of the 10% (or whatever random minority)of excusable cheaters, then ask yourself why. Is it because you're such hell to live with that it's a miracle that anyone would date you, let alone stay faithful? If it is , then you have one of two problems; you either have a personality disorder which makes you undateable, or you have such low self esteem that you believe yourself undateable. In either case, you need help, so go to a counselor, therapist, doctor, whatever, just sort it out.
5) Read self-help books. Just take them with a pinch of salt. Seriously, they make great reading, and can give remarkably sound advice, but you must not believe every word they say, or you will very possibly end up resembling , if not actually becoming , a speed freaked zombie wearing day-glo juicy couture. By self help books, I mean any thing which gives you x number of rules to live by, and suggests that the key to fulfillment lies within these rule(a bit like I'm doing now-book my '07 convention early to avoid disappointment.10% discount for advicenators columnists).Books to approach with caution include "The Rules" and the "Surrendered" series by Laura Doyle. But the jewel in the self help crown has to be the beautiful "The Bitch Rules" by Elizabeth Wurtzel. If you can read this book and not smile, laugh, and just feel unfettered joy at living, you are either the aforementioned zombie, or you are living in some banana republic. In either case, you are beyond my help,but I feel you.
Take care!
Lucretia
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I havce 3 morbid, discusting habits, And i need help on stopping them.
- I forget to wash my hands after using the bathroom. Gross, How can i remeber to wash them?
-I chew on pens I literally take them apart and chew on different pieces and usally end up with no pens, its sad. How can i stop?
-And i can never remeber to flush the toliet.
And thats gross to.
Help me with theese horrible habits!
Habit 1) Buy yourself some nicely scented soap, the smell of which you find really addictive. Tell your family that this soap is yours exclusively, and only use it to wash your hands.
2)I'm not sure about this one-I feel you because I had the same habit for years, lol. I think that it just goes away of itself, but you could always try telling yourself "I could die a brief but gruesome death by asphixiation if I swallow this". Just a thought.
3)Just flush the d*mn thing! I wonder about these bathroom habits. Is it you have a large family and you always feel rushed in the bathroom? If so, then stand your ground. You need to take your time in any case-rushing bathroom time is bad for both physical and psychological health.
Good Luck!
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I think the bathroom habits, may have been something i was just never taught. Im in a house with my mom & dad. So i kinda just guess i was never taught them,sad but true.
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