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omfg i need an answer quickly please!
i am not really a cutter, only on occassions. today i was very stressed and cut, deep and long. (not too deep obviously) as i was getting dressed my sister saw it. she said if i didnt go to my friends house she wouldnt tell, so i stayed home. then she came in later and said she was still thinking about telling. you don't realize how upset my mother will get, how pissed my dad will be, i don't want to hurt my parents! i regret doing it, i will never again. i told my sister that, but she doesnt believe me! what do i doto convince her not to tell! what do i do if she does tell!

I know this is not the answer you'll want to hear, but it always works.

The Art of Bribery

Pay her, do anything that you can do!

Sorry I couldn't have come up with a better solution :(

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(Rating: 5) that answer is actaully probably one of the best, as wrong as bribery is it was the actual advice i was asking for and not a lecture like everybody else, thanks

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