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My name is Matthew. I try my best to serve the Lord as best I can. I also try to serve my fellow brother and sisters as best I can. Salvation is my goal for you.

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My back is itching like mad!!!!!! I don't have a back scratcher, and I can't go out and get one! What else can I use!? PLEASE HELP.. I'M GOING INSANE!!!

Rub your balls on it.

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(Rating: 5) Jesus; you've got all the answeRs, don't you, Matt!!! :)
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