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oh yeahhhhhhh screwed up the name. my bad. thanks muchos <333.

THANK YOU SO MUCH! oh my, i was almost crying while readng this,.. reading the bible has always been kinda frustrating for me because i don't understand it! but i finally got some things! im so happy =) thank you soo much! DangerNerd is a lucky guy ;) haha!

Thanks! =)

thanks!!

Thanks, if I'm still sick tomorrow then I am going to see a doctor.

Thanks, but I don't really like candy so I don't eat artifical sweeterners, but it can happen, but I'll go and see a doctor

Thank you very much for the advice I have a crate and will get started..Thanks N Wade

thanks!

Thanks, I did google but found nothing of any help. I have built a second market place, filled it with the things I want to transport but still nothing. Computer most definitely out of the window!

Thank you! That was really irritating me! Will go have a bash at it now.

uno ur a real smart guy. im not catholic and i totally agree they make up thing they think are Godly, like babies go to limbo and after prayers they go to hevean, and thats nowhere in the Bible! ive read Genesis before and i never got it so thanks for the explanation. i never felt guilty b4 untill i heard from other christians it was "self defileation" or something that is in the Bible, but i havent read or found out if it was tru or not. some ppl say its impure and the thoughts you think when you do it is the sin part but im not sure either. thanks

ok. wonderful thank you very much.

thnx.

Thanks a lot.

Thankyou, that's a great encouragement =)

thanks.

Thank you for the advice. It truly helped. And I think it was really sweet you and your husband waited till marriage. Thanks again!

I'm not a big fan of corndogs, but I'll try to find MorningStar. other types of meat I've tried and enjoyed: the entire boca line is fantastic. I've had the taco crumbles, brats, and hamburgers. I've also tried tofurkey and I hate it. it has the same odd consistency of tofu, but I've also heard it depends on how it's cooked.

Haha glad I could help =) Now I'll think of that too. - Hector Jr

Thanks a lot DW, I'll look into it. Good idea about the pillows.

Oh okay--we just learned about this in biology I guess I got them mixed up. thanks!

awesome advice, thanks a lot

Thanxs a ton'

thanks<33

thank you so much.

k. that was like, the worst advice ive ever gotten. you really need to find better things to do.

Thanks. But we didn't have sex or anything..so I guess I could use that, just in a different way.

oohh cool!! thanks a lot that answered it! i don't feel so out of the loop anymore! :) haha

Thanks I use TrendMicro all the time haha <33

thank you! i haven't even read the bible. i don't even have an organized religion, that's why i'm afraid that something bad is going to happen. you know. but thanks for putting that out there. i feel better now. <3

WOW! First off thank you soo much for actually taking the time to read my problem and then giving me awesome advice about it.. I really appreciate everything you have written down and even the mp3 at the end.. I'm lisening to it right now and it's amazing. But yeah THANK YOU SOO MUCH!! i hope in the end you and your husband find a descent church to go to.. Goodluck and Godbless :]

eh, thanks, I don't really care if christianity and catholicism are the same. And I am pretty sure catholicism came before christianity you phrased. And therefore isn't based off on christianity. But thanks, really.

thank you so much

I'll try this. Thx

thnak you sooooo much, this is exatcly what my dog has, because of you i'm going to take it to the vet, thanks a bunch!! and my dog says thanks too

wow u actualli wen into detail bout wat we need. i dont plan to live in a whole apartment on my own. maybe just have a room in sumones house. my mom did that b4 and all they paid was the rent. for all the other things i was thinkin mab my sis can buy sum cuz she gets dicounts

wow i respect you that is so good and you got married first well done. and thank you i think i will wait until marriage even!you made me feel so much better thank you

Thanks... I love InsaniQuariam <3

Thank you SO much! You have no idea how much your response helped me out. Thanks again!

Thanks for the info and all of the Quotes. It confirmed what I was hoping.

thank you! i will try that

I agree, thanks for the comments.

Hmm... I do drink diet soda, but not that often though. But I do tend to eat a lot of chocolate...lol. Again, thank you very much!

well my doctor said it is okay so i will continue to drink it. and i never asked weather diet soda was bad or not

very helpful.. thank you!

That brought alot of ease to my night, reading this advice. I have had alot of bad thoughts running through my mind, I've already made my hand bleed and a few scratches in my basement wall. I've literally felt like throwing up for the last hour and a half. I really worry about it because I don't think she has known this guy that long, and I know he will start looking around for other girls if he loses interests (He has done it before, and the effects were very depressing). And she has had a very bad past with guys using her and toying with her emotions and being plain jerks. She isn't one to be played around with now, she is very careful about who becomes close with. We've already talked about how much I care for her, and for awile there was a gap between us. I told her about how I felt and I told her it was going to always be that way for me and I knew nothin was going to come from it. I don't want to her to be hurt again, I've seen too much of it (her home life is also troubled). I'm going to pray about it (yes I am a Christian). She has also probably been one of the biggest influences on my faith. She has always tried to uplift it and keep it strong. I can honestly say my faith would be near death if it wasn't for her and a few others keeping it up and supporting me in it. Thank you so very much for this, you have no idea how it eased my night, even if I am still am feeling sick about it. God bless, Ryan.

Thank you soo much!!! I'll look into that.

thanks so much

Haha, I was just joking. Ive never even seen/contacted the guy. Plus I'm engaged. Congrats on the wonderful marriage by the way!

thnkx

thanks for your advice, i really appresiate it. PS. sadly most woman are superficial, but same to most men...

Thanks DW... You're right about him being able to keep his mind sharp and staying safe if he had my support. Thanks =)

thanks for the advice. I never really thought about the pathetic ones being those who follow along with the crowd because they think it's the thing to do. You really made me think about alot of things. Thanks

ok i will, thank you! ^-^

thank you so much. i really needed a push.

THANK-YOU... GREAT advice giver!! lol

ew, i would never want him to like me. lol, thanks for the advice!!

Thanks

i just want to say i am very happy to actually hear from someone who didnt have sex b4 marriage its such a relieve becuase i am 21 female i am not vain or anything but everyone says i am good lokoking, my friend say that i have an advancement than my age thank you so much and God bless you

thanx, your response came at just the right time. i was going to do something i probably wouldve regretted later, so thanx a million!

Thank you oh so much!

Thank you soo much!! It worked! YAYAY! lol -Teza

thanks, thats really smart:)

Hehe. Since you are you (does that make sence?) Ill give you a 5 and prepare for your answer. ;-) *Edit* DW. I have been trying to think of the perfect reply to this. Its hard. You spent 9 hours on this, and I cant even begin to give you the amount of thanks you deserve. You gave me exactly what I wanted, and beyond. I have many questions for you, still. For Instance, if you could show me where in the bible, it talks about the temple that is to be built for the Sangedrin. I couldnt find it! Curses! Ive believe this microchip would be the mark of the beast...However, if the volcano goes off, where will there be time to make microchips? I could ask 5 trillion questions ha. However I am very glad I asked this question, and I am extremly gratful, and glad you answered with what you did. Again, I cant express my thanks to you, to what you deserve.

thanks i cant wait either!!

thanks i'll definatly look into that!!

Thanks a bunch for the download you use. I'm going to give it a try!

Thanks a lot, it worked!

That was a great answer, and without being cheesy I would like to tell ya that advice just made me realize that I need to quit being so jealous and possesive of him or it will drive the person I love the most away from me~ Thanks!!

thanks i will start right wen he wakes up!! and thanks sooo much i am going to look over those websites so thanks;-)

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I'm DangerNerd's wife. We met on an internet personals site back in December, 1996. He flew across country to meet me for the first time in late February of 1997, and we were married a few weeks later. We've been together 9 years now. :-)

If you want to mail me, my email is DangerWench@gmail.com

Yes, I do sometimes copy and paste my own answers to answer different people's similar questions. I still personalize/edit them when necessary... but for instance, my advice about diet and exercise it going to be pretty much the same every time, and that's a very common subject for questions here... so there's no point in typing the same thing over and over and over again. ;-)

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Yes, hubby and I were both virgins on our wedding night, at the age of 26. Yes, we are both Christians, but we greatly dislike what "Christianity" (or "Churchianity") has come to represent in many people's minds these days... Hypocrisy, greed, pride... Things which the Bible says we are NOT supposed to do. We are supposed to be a good example, not a bad one. :-(

If you have a Christian acquaintance who is hitting you over the head with "Jesus will bring you peace and joy and happiness" tell them to listen to this:

http://www.dangernerd.com/kirkcameron.mp3

(It's 9 megs, so it may take a bit to download)

If you can't download MP3's for some reason, you can download the zip file.

http://www.dangernerd.com/kirkcameron.zip

If they are an actual preacher/pastor, this one is geared more towards them:

http://www.dangernerd.com/raycomfort.zip

Send them the link, or burn it to CD and give it to them, whatever it takes.

If they really listen to that, they will see how the Bible itself says the way they are annoying you is wrong. :-)

If you are a Christian, please listen to it, even if you aren't beating people over the head with Jesus. I promise you, it will give you a new perspective. It's totally awesome.

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I'm also fascinated by prophesy, and I do think we are living in an age where we are seeing many things come true that were prophesied 1,000's of years ago.

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There has been a lot of hubbub lately regarding my views on the differences between Catholicism and *exclusively* Bible-Based Christianity... Mostly due to my not making myself clear. I did have a big long explanation here, but this time I will opt for the KISS method (Keep It Simple, Stupid). Yes, the following is the simplified version. ;-)

The Catholic Church believes that the Bible is not the only authority. Their teachings include such documentation as Catechisms, and Papal Encyclicals (defined as "authoritative teaching instruments from the Vicar of Christ" (the Pope)) which have been written and added to throughout the years of the history of the Catholic Church.

Because of this, the Catholic Church has many teachings, beliefs, and traditions that are different from a Christian who believes the Holy Bible is the exclusive authority of Christianity.

A Catholic Christian believes in the Catholic doctrines, teachings, and traditions which include, but are *not exclusive to* the Holy Bible.

Most non-Catholic Christians believe the Holy Bible is the *exclusive* authority of Christianity... No other documents.

Much argument comes from this, as quite a few non-Catholic Christians (myself included) believe many of the man-made Catholic doctrines to be un-Christian and not corresponding with Biblical scripture. And obviously, Catholics disagree.

For more information about the differences between Catholicism and *exclusively* Bible-Based Christianity, see the following link:

Roman Catholic Doctrine vs. The Holy Bible

And a final note about that link... That e-book isn't written by Jack Chick, I have a lot of problems with Mr. Chick. Some of his tracts are great, and some of them are way "out there" if you know what I mean. I do not support Jack Chick. This e-book is written by Rick Jones, who was a Catholic for many years, not Chick.



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"This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away. For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts, Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth." (2Timothy 3:1 - 7)

"And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring..." (Luke 21:25)

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Yahweh is my God, Yeshua is my Savior.


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