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At a recent school dance, they had 2 grades there: 7th and 8th, and im in 8th grade. My friend billy was there (7th grade) and me and my friends were hanging out with him and his freidns who are also in 7th grade, a year younger than us. I was flirting like a tonnn with this one kid, steven, and it was really fun and he was being a flirt back..he's very nice and sweet, has adorable green eyes and is very cute. he's got a cute voice and cute hair and is my height too, which is a plus. Anyway, my boyfriend and i of 1 1/2 months just broke up and it was really hard for me. But at the dance, flirting and hanging out with steven made me realize how much fun that was you know? so like we became friends at the dance and then my friends and his friends were like hey i see a connection here! and they kept saying stuff so he asked me to dance and we danced together and talked and like...i really liked it. I felt comfortable with him, in his arms, and i just wanted to kiss him. It was really cool, but hes in 7th grade and im in 8th. People think it's weird to go out with a 7th grader when youre in 8th grade, and if you do, everybody talks about you and it alters your reputation. I don't really want people to think anything bad about me or get a bad rep from going out with a 7th grader. He's very cute and sweet and i think i really like him...but he's not "popular" but i cant see why..i'm confused on what to do..could someone please give me some advice? stay just friends or date him? Thanks!! and sorry it's so long!!

Aah yes, anoterh idiot "popularity" contest question. Why do you tards post these stupid questions anyways? Well, popularity isnt everything. Someone to make fun of you for going out with someone a grade lower is an idiot. Also a side note, you're an idiot to think popularity is a big factor in life. I bet you feel happy bout your rep though. Enjoy, when you get older and ahve a job tell your boss "i was popular in high school, can i get a promotion"? And see what he says. Chances are it wont matter. Your dumb.

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My heart is broken. My friends do not speak to me. People at school believe I won't fight back. What do I do when nothign is right anymore? It is impossible to be myself. This world is full critics. You think this is overreacting? You're wrong. I don't know how I go from day to day. All eyes that land on me judge me for what I look like. Well, that is completely incorrect. If only you could hear what they say. It does not make me depressed, It is not the people out there, but in my own home which make me weep at night. My own parents! People accuse me of witchcraft, drugs, cutting, and stealing(among other things that don't even cross my mind). How would you feel if everyone you thought loved you, began to look on you with pity and disgust. It's unbearable! What should I do? My nights are dark, but my days are even darker.

Signed-

Longing for the Stars

I like how you wrote it with poetry, and you havnt tried killing yourself yet. Umm get new friends, and wait for you to become of age to move out and start all over.

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ok well,this is sorta a love life thing, but i dont know it has to do with singing. so i was alone after school in the gym and i was shooting hoops waiting for my boyfriend to pick me up and i didnt know my friend was behind me, so i started singing, and then i shot the ball and when it came back down and i got the rebound, i turned around and he was standing there, and i was like really embarrased, even though he said i was a terrific singer. the only person i can sing in front of is my boyfriend, who also says im a good singer. but i dont know, im really afraid to sing in front of people.

Then dont sing in public.

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ok the guy I'm crazy about is also a good friend of mine. And for the last week I've noticed he's been hanging around with B and I thought he liked her a lot. And today I saw him writing a note that and he was asking her out. Then after school I talked to him and said, "So did u give it to her?" and he said "yeah, but it's because I'm being forced into it." and so I asked him what was going on, and he told me that B's friend W has been driving him crazy trying to get him to go out with B, and he's sick of it so he asked her out and really only wants to be friends with B. (which made me really happy by the way... ) so my question is, what should I do now???

wait...

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well i have a big problem me and this guy named anthony went out for almost a year and he broke up with me over something someone said about me that wasnt true and so we have been talking agan and he says he wants to go back out but he wants to make sure everything is right so everything will like be almost perfect for us no drama or anything but hes been telling me we are gunna get back together now for almost 3 months and like sometimes im not even sure if he really cares anymore because hes always talking about these other girls he gets off the phone with me for other girls and calls me abck and falls asleep and like i told him that made me upset but he just gets mad and says why cant he have friends i guess my question is ... what can i do to tell him and make him believe how i feel about him and that i really love him and that i really wants us to be abck together now ? thanks sorry so long

JuLiE

You shouldnt have to do all of this. Ditch him, hes useless.

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I have a serious problem. I am a twenty one year old grown woman who can't make friends. I am happy with my husband to be and I love myself my dog and my family. I am a full time college student but I stay off campus. I just don't make friends easily. Never have. We just sort of fell into each other. I have no friends besides my fiancee. Can anyone suggest some hints or advice that can put in the direction of making some life long friends?

Just walk by someone if you've seen then before and say hi. Then do it again, a little bit later, say hi how are you. After a while they'll say hi back and you will have an actual conversation after a while. From there you have a friend.

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ok well, i was on vacation with all my friends, and i met this boy at the dance, and i was spending time with him, and my friend was the DJ and thought it would be cool if me and my best firned Nicky sang, so we went up and after it was done he was going back to the camper so he gave me a good night kiss and then the boy i met saw it and he went back to his camper and i was like all upset because i thought he like hated me, and then i asked around and got his camper number, so i went over and i was about to walk out from behind the camper when i heard him with his friends, and he was like, "yeah man she was sweet, cute, man.. i cant believe shes got a boyfriend" and i went across and i was like, look he isnt my boyfriend hes my best friend and i really like you.. and he got mad because i was eavsdropping.

im not sure what to do to show him i really like him.

Hmm, these are two diffrent storys. Um, well you should really ask a questoin next time, cuz there isnt one here. Anyway, great stories though.

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well i like this kid i hang out with, its totally obvious. when i go camping we hang out, theres like 8 of us, and like 5 boys, and i like the one. and well i was singing a song with this other kid, and he realllyy likes me, and well it was a romantic duet, and we kissed at the end, and the kid i like acted like he didnt know it was supposed to go down like that. it was really confusing. and just incase your wondering, we were singing because we do it for events over the week and stuff..


I dont really see the problem. Save for the fact that kid is retarded.

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Ok, Well you see I'm not allowed to have a b/f. But I do. And when I go somewhere with my friends and hes there he always hangs out with me and stuff. And he's awesome! But when I go ice skating or something my brother usually goes. And since I'm not allowed to have a b/f or anything we can't hold hands or anything! It makes me so mad! My brother is 11 and he'll tell my parents whatever I do!! Someone please help me because this is gonna happen again tonite!!

Say your bro embarasses you in front of your friends.

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ok well i liked this kid, we'll call him fred, :P well, anyway my friend, we'll call her megan, was always up on him when i liked him. well i stopped liking him and she laid off. and the other day she told me she likes him, so i went up and told him cuz she asked me to, and hes like, yeh thats cool, but i like you again. and i was like woh ok? so i was hanging around him alot and stuff, and then today "megan" was like, i cant believe ur nosing around my guy. and i was like, WOAH OK FIRST OF ALL, and i told her what she'd been doing, and she was like, well atleast he liked me! and i was like, ok no he didnt, and he likes me. and she was like, yeah right i doubt it, so i went up to him and askedh im and he said yeh and now shes all pissed at me, and its not my fault.

Actually, you did steal her guy. Your doing what she did to you the first time.

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our gruop of friends is falling apart.wel we were invited to go to this house party last saturday but only one of us could go my freind .she went and ever since she went she just dropped us hasnt said two words all week.i dont want to lose her as a freind but i cant carry on like this?what can we?anyone got ne ideas.plse reply swn xxxx

I really dont even know what you just due to the fact theres no commas, and pretty much anything else. Your grammar sucks. I would help, but i refuse to help idiots, or in fact i refuse to help people that i cant understand.

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My ex-b/f and I play this game where we ask each other any question and we have to answer truthfully. We found out we loved each other and all that stuff. Yesterday he asked how I felt when he hugged me and I poured my heart out then he says, "By the way I'm in love with someone else." He's going out with this girl who hasn't attended school until 3 days ago. Now my question is did he set me up? Did he try to hurt me or is he really that stupid? And I how do I cope? I love him and he has just ripped my heart out.

Hes very very stupid. Dont cope with it. Forget it in total.

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today my friend was over at his grandmothers house which is only 5 houses down and after school we went for a walk with my dog. well he grabed my hand and pulled me or should i say dragged me and my dog into the woods. he slung me down on the ground he pulled his dick out and wus rubbing all up on me with it. he wanted me to give him a blow job but i didn't want to thats just nasty. so he was like forcing me too then i pushed him against a tree then he looked like he was about to slap the crap out of me i was so scared. i don't know what i should do i want to tell my mom but then she will never let me near him again but i don't want to be friends with him anymore and if i tell her shell like be all overpertected and she already is. so what do i do i'm so scared and confused.

sorry this is so long

Its not that long actually. Carry a knife, if he tries it again, stab him.

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For health class i have to pick an anti-drug..like yeah kno...sports.. my anti-drug, but i can't think of any. I don't wanna use sports cuz sum1 already has it? does any1 hav some ideas? thnx

Video games. Put halo 2. Everyone will understand after that.

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Would you risk your career for what you truly believe if the two were different?

Depends, if i got a nice load of money, no. If it was crap, yes.

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how do i make people laugh... how can i becomea comocal person?

You cant, you have to just be at the right moment in the right time.

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this month is my birthday and i dont kno what to do since im turning 14 and i am 2 old for a sleepover.. so what should i do?

Your not to old for a sleep over. Have a sleep over again they are freakin fun! You are very very stupid to think your to old to have a friend spend the night.

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The other day, I told my ex boyfriend's best friend that I sometimes still care about my ex. I am going to guess the he told my ex this. Today, after english class my ex walks up to me. He said my name and I said what. Then he said "I don't hate you." Do you think he said this because he still cares about me? Or do you think he said this just to let me know that he doesn't hate me. I find it ironic that he's just going to walk up and tell me this. Thanks. Good answer, good rating.

she told him.

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just warning you, this may get long!

last night me and my boyfriend of nearly 3 years were in my room and sleeping. not fooling around, literally sleeping. then my dad comes in and freaks out bitching like we had sex or something.

the situation is that i'm the only girl in the family and they treat me like crap. i do the dishes almost every night, take care of my sick grandma, do the laundry, clean the house, and do well in school yet they still look down upon me like i can't be trusted. i am a very responsible girl and i have had enough of them snooping through my room and checking up on me.

the only possible reason why i think they could be acting like this is that we don't communicate very well with each other, let alone get along. maybe bitching is their way of talking to me? even so, that doesn't explain the overprotectiveness!

my question is what can i do to make them trust me? i feel like i've done everything, all ending in failure.

i used to really HATE them for what they put me through, but when they made an effort to BE NICE things got better. our relationship has improved over the past two of months, but after what happened last night, my grudge against them has returned.

please help, i don't know what else i can do. it seems like nothing is ever good enough for them...

-frustrated

You are an adult. They cannot tell you what to do. If you seriously get sick of them, nab a good job, and get out and move into an apartment. Tell them you're an adult and are old enough to make your own decisions. If your parents cant understand that, they're retarded.

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how do you do that side stop thing when you are skating??? any tips on how?? i rate high!!

practice

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