about

"There's no other love like the love for a brother. There's no other love like the love from a brother." A lot has changed since I was in High-school and first created my column - almost 8 years ago!!!! I now have two gorgeous Boys who mean the World to me; Brody, who is 3 and a half years old, and Brayden, who will be a year in November. I live my life for these two Boys. They make every second worth it. xxoo ♥ ♥

advice

14/f how do you masterbate? this might sound funny but i don't know how to.. like what do you do.. and what are some good techniques that feel good? i'll rate 5's for any helpful and not rude answers thanks

Girl's just finger theirselfs or rub their clit and breasts. You can also go around the house and find things that you could use to masterbate. Anything that would be rounded and shapped like a penis. You can also use a shower head and place it on your vigina, or a cell phone when it's on vibrate.
♥ Krissy

[view]


does anyone know any funny pointless songs?
Ex. (Stacy's Mom, Crazy Frog, Hampster Dance, Etc.)
Just any funny songs that you could laugh at, know any?

ICP - Dating Game, Dan Balan - Ma Ya Hi, Nitty - Nasty Girl, Salt 'n Peppa - Short Dick Man, The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy), Nitty - Hey Bitty, Cypress Hill - What's Your Number, Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch.
♥ Krissy

[view]


20/f what are the best sex positions.my b/f likes variety so we like to try new things

i've just recently heard of 69 what is it besides a sex position?

You might want to try this website out: http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com This site has loads of positions you can try. 69er is when both you and your boyfriend give oral sex at the same time.
♥ Krissy

[view]


no, but we r tryin so hard 2 get peeps interested and it aint working! u got any tips? sorry if it is annoyin me posting things ill stop xXx

Tell all your friends. If you have MSN Messenger, make it as your screen name. Put it in your AOL profile. Post it on your column here. It'll get noticed. You just need some time. By the way, what is your column screen name on here?
♥ Krissy

[view]


hiya, does anyone fancy a chat? about anything and everything? if you have any problems or just want to hang out you can visit... http://groups.msn.com/ChatnShare
~*~Lucee~*~

Keep on advertising, hun! It'll get your site popular. Did you do any changes to the site?
♥ Krissy

[view]


Do Myspace layouts work for Buddy4u profiles? I rate high for a good answer!! Thanks in advance- please hurry!!! ♥ ARii

No, sorry they don't work. Myspace and Buddy4u has different codings. So putting a Myspace layout in Buddy4u won't work and it'll be the same thing for putting a Buddy4u layout in Myspace.
♥ Krissy

[view]


i wrote this poem for my boyfriend and i need some help and advice on how to make it better...



Ever since I meet you
You have been all I think about
You have been all I talk about
Your all I want in my life
You stole my heart like no other
Nobody will ever have my heart like you do

Sometimes you think I don’t like you as much as u do
You will never know how strong my feelings are for you
I don’t know if I will ever be able to explain to you how I feel about you
Day by day my love for you grows
I know I cant see you all the time
But just because I cant see your gorgeous brown eyes doesn’t mean I am not with you.
You will always have my heart with you to cheer you up

I would do anything for you
I just want to be in your arms now and forever
And I just want you to know that
No matter what happens between us weather I am your girl or not
That I will always love you


can someone help me out.. thanks

Aw, hunny! That is the sweetest poem ever. You can tell you put a lot of heart and soul into this poem. You gave it your all and really you don't need to change it at all. It's beautiful and perfect the way he is. I'm sure he'll love it. Here are some suggestions that you might want to concider. Maybe you could change the first paragraph to this: Ever Since I meet you. You've been all I think about, all I talk about, everything I want in my life. You stole my heart like no other. Nobody will ever have my heart like you do. - You have a little bit too much "you have" in there. You could change that around a bit. Other then that. GREAT poem! I love it.
♥ Krissy

[view]


i just got my period and i was wondering what kind of tampons are best

I'd suggest Tampax. It's a really great band. You could also get Tampax Starters (like rainbowcherrie suggested.) It's a great tampon for people who are first getting into tampons. They slide in easy and are really slim so you'll feel more comfortable.
♥ Krissy

[view]


I was wondering...what is the song called that the end of the chorus I think goes like "I'm beggin you, I'm begging you, I'm begging you to be my escape"? Also, who is it by, and do they have a cd?- what is the cd called? Thanks.

It's "Be My Escape" by Relient-K. They do have a C.D. and it's called "MMHMM". You can go to this website to check out more songs: http://cdzinc.com/K/16/rock/M_R/relientk.html
♥ Krissy

[view]


what are the risks of getting your belly pierced? does it hurt a lot?

Risks, there really isn't a lot. When you go and get it done, you have to listen to the person on how you can clean it. If you don't clean it and you're always touching it with your hands, you'll get an infection. Other then that, there's nothing to worry about. It doesn't hurt at all. A lot of my friends got it done (they aren't too good with pain) and they said it didn't hurt. It's like a pitch that is over within 2 seconds, just like getting your ears done.
♥ Krissy

[view]


what are some cute hand made things you can make your boyfriend for just any occasion. be really creative!

There's so many cute things you could do, here are a few ideas: You can make a scap book. Put pictures of him when he was a baby, pictures of you when you were a baby, some of what you both look like now, pictures of you guys together, your family, his family, pets, bestfriends, crazy pictures that he'd laugh at, etc. You could write something to him, 50 reason's why he's a great person, why he's so amazing or why he's a wonderful boyfriend, then stick that on the front cover. You could also do something cute by making a little book of all the fun things. Your frist date, first time you guys kissed, little things you might have kept, funny inside jokes and memories you share with eachother. You could also do little sweet things, taking him to a movie, to see his favorite sports team play, buying him hats, t-shirts, writing him poems, make him a C.D. of the songs you guys danced to or songs that remind you of eachother, etc.
♥ Krissy

[view]


im the same person that asked the thing about the appropriate age to wear a thong.. as you know im 13... and i only want them for pants that are tight and you can see my underwear line.. my mom says she doesn't want me to get a thong.. so how can i convince her.. she said they're uncomfortable.. and im like just let me try them.. and she didn't answer.. so i was wondering how i can convice her.. also.. i don't have my period yet... so what happens if im wearing a thong and i get my period for the first time?? thanks

I mostly wear them only when I have tight fitting pants on as well. It just looks better when you can't see an underwear line. To convince your mother, just tell her you want to try them and if you don't like them you'll stick to regular underwear. There is nothing wrong with just trying them out for awhile. Tell her your not going to let it hang out of your pants and let boys think you are "slutty" because of it. You just want it because it's your personal preference. She should let you experiment new things, it's really not a big deal at all. Most girls do own a thong. Just explain to her why you want one. As for your period question, maybe you could stick to regular underwear until you start it. Or, you could always keep one of those new thong pantie liners around. If you feel like you are going to start, just stick one on to be on the safe side.
♥ Krissy

[view]


my friends and i recently had a "falling out" and now they are harrassing me...like putting things telling me im a butthead in my inbox. i wish they would stop but they wont...what could i do to make them stop?

the real question i wanted to know is:
can you ban people even if they arent a columnist?

WILL RATE...
PLEZ ANSWER

No, sorry. There is no way you can ban someone from this site when they don't have a column of their own. However, I do believe something can be done that Level II's, III's and Admin's would be able to get their IP Address and band that. But if they do happen to get a column and they send you rude things in your inbox, go to this link to report them: http://advicenators.com/abuse.php
♥ Krissy

[view]


How old are you when you start to get horny? O when u have the urge to hump things? Like whats the YOUNGEST age do you think? Um ok thanks buh-bye

I think when people hit puberty is when they start to become horny and want to try things that are sexual. Probably the youngest age (I would say) would be between the ages of 10 and 13.
♥ Krissy

[view]


Hola! (16/f) I'm an advice columnist on here and I always read those questions that ask "should I tell him I like him". How do you tell someone you like them?

You just spill your heart out to them. Tell them how you feel when you see them, how much you like them, how great they are, how they make you have them butterflies, hangout with them, spend time with them, say sweet things to them, do sweet things for them, ask them what they're into (sports, music, movies, etc.) Then maybe they'll catch on to what you're getting at and that you like them. Just say what's been on your mind and how you think about them all the time.
♥ Krissy

[view]


what is masturbating?!!!

It's when you touch your gental's (your vagina or penis) to pleasure yourself.
♥ Krissy

[view]


whats an appropriate age to get a thong.. im thirteen.. is that too young?? also.. are thongs more comfortable than regular underwear??

I don't think that is too young at all. It's a very appropriate age for wearing thongs. Just don't show them off too much, by leaving them hangout over your pants. They're very comfortable and better then regular underwear (I find). At first when you start wearing them, you'll find them a little weird and not so comfortable. But you'll get use to them over time.
♥ Krissy

[view]


what is masterbating??

It's when you touch your gental's (your vagina or penis) to pleasure yourself.
♥ Krissy

[view]


AHH i burned my head with my straightener and i need to get something that will make the scar go away or fade drasticly...its a white spot on the tip top of my forehead! quick! school starts in like 4 days!

The spot will go away within 4 days anyways hun. Go to the store and get some Aloe Gel (if you don't have it in your house already). It's great for burns. You just put some on your forehead were you burnt yourself, it'll cool the burn down and won't make it scar up.
♥ Krissy

[view]


i need to take all my money from one bank and transfer it into another bank (different company),can that be done without me having to go into the bank personally?
answer asap please, thank you x

I wouldn't really know if it would be different since you live in the UK. Maybe you could try asking a family member? Or you could also go to the bank, I think that would be your best bet. I do believe you can do banking online, so I'm sure you'd be able to switch banks. However, I don't think it would be a very good idea to transfer all your money over to a different bank online, since they need your pin number to do this. Even though these sites say it's 100% safe and there's no scams, someone could always get a hold of your pin number and take out all your money. So I think you should just go to the bank and do it.
♥ Krissy

[view]



<<< Previous Advice Column
Next Advice Column >>>
humorist-workshop

eXTReMe Tracker