It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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well okay i kissed this guy i like yesterday and it was a weird kiss, like i dont know if i did it right or not. but then after we were like playing footsie. haha idk if it means anything but generally what does playing footsie mean? (link)
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It doesn't necessarily mean he likes you, it just means he's flirting with you. Footsie is generally done when you should be paying attention to something, but instead, you're thinking about your feet rubbing up against another person.
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Is there any advice to help me write faster?
In my science class, we write atleast 3 pages of notes a day and I don't talk or anything but I write so slow and am always the last person to finish and always hold the class up because the teacher will move it too far up from where I'm on and I know that everyone gets pissed, including the teacher. But i really can't hlep it! If i write fast it's messy looking and i can't read my writing if it's messy! And I have to highlight some words and underline some important parts! (link)
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Instead of highlighting and underlining as you're taking notes, can you read through your notes at home and highlight or underline then? Or borrow notes from a friend that understands your problem. You could write the first part of the notes, and they could right the other part. Also, if you're copying off of a transparency, just ask the teacher to hand you the page of notes when he's done so you can make sure you've got all you need. You could abbreviate long words like "communicable diseases and noncommunicable diseases" with something you can still remember, like, "com diseases and non com diseases" but is still shorter to write.
Or, you could do a combo of any of the things I've just suggested.
For ex: write all your notes, without highlighting or underlining, and borrinw the notes from your teacher or a friend and put the finishing touches on your notes at home or in a different class.
I hope that helps, I know that taking lots of notes can be a pain.
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Hi. I'm 13.
Ok, I've got this guy friend who I've been close friends with for eight years. I don't have many friends and he's the friend that understands me most and is closest to me. Within the end of the third year of knowing him, I realized I really liked him and by the end of the next year determined that hiding my feeling was best and that, if my feelings were strong enough , I could be content with only our close friendship. Lately, while on a week school trip, I, though never doubted our close friendship, found that he is really important to me. We're extremely close and lately, during the trip, I've been reconsidering asking about his feelings. I've also been thinking that, maybe, if i were to change my appearance to be more feminine, he might want to be together. Should I tell him about my feelings? Should I change my outter appearence, even though it totally goes against my morals? I know this could ruin our whole relationship and don't know if I sould risk it. I don't think it's worth losing over my selfishness. (I being aware of the fact that he values our friendship)I'm confused and have no idea what I should do. Should I just settle with and unrequited love and accept our close friendship or risk losing it? All I've seen is that relationships screw up friendships and I don't want that either. What should I do?
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Hi, thanks for choosing me to answer your question. Unfortunately, as I stated in my profile, I don't answer questions for 13 year olds. They are far too unoriginal and I just.. don't have the time. If you would like, though, search Advicenators for questions about liking your best friend.
Don't change who you are. Talk to him. That's about all the advice you're gonna be able to get from me.
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whenever im with a guy, i always shave right before i go and hang out with them because you never know if your going to get touchy feely with eachother.
the thing is, i dont know if its my razors or what, but i never ever get a good shave.
people have said to shave the way your hair grows, not agaisnt, and ive tried every way possible to shave. but its still always prickly.
can someone please tell me how to get a smooth clean shave. ive been shaving for as long as i can remember, and ive never been satisfied with how it turns out, and i get self conscious when my guy feels down there.
thank you~ (link)
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Use plenty of shaving cream, for one. Shave with downward strokes, with the way that the hair grows. If the hair grows wide to narrow, towards your parts, then shave wide to narrow. Also, use a new razor, there's nothing worse then trying to get the job done with a dull one. Don't be self conscious when your guy feels down there, either, I've learned that guys don't always mind either way what's down there. It's your preference and if you want hair down there, then leave it,and he can deal with it.
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Well my question is my friend is bisexual and she likes a person who isnt want methonds should she use to try to get over that person (link)
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She should use the same methods any other gay, straight or bi person should use. She should give it time, and give herself opportunities to meet new people.
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me again.
new question.
sorry.
does kickapoo kamp have a scholarship that i could get off the website like camp kiowa does?
thankies. (link)
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Sorry, but on Advicenators, we really can't tell which user asks which questions. You're probably going to need to be more specific in your question, or ask a question to one person, not the whole lot of us. That's just confusing.
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on the show The Hills, do they talk off script or is it really that real? (link)
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It's supposed to be real, but this newest season sure has seemed scripted to me too.
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Does anyone know the tv schedule for Dateline nbc's "to catch a predator"? I always catch it on at random times, and I would just like to know when it's actually on during it's normal broadcasting time. Thanks :] (link)
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Oh my gosh, I love that show. Lol, it's totally creepy, but great. :D
www.tvguide.com would be your best bet, because you can see the tv schedule for your area and cable provider.
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how do you take a panorama shot with Polaroids?
also, they are so cool, why is Polaroid discontinuing film? :[
is there something similar to polaroid i can use instead? (link)
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A panoroamic picture is simply taking a picture, moving over a little bit, and taking another one, or however many you'd like, so when you lay them all side by side, they look like one loonng picture.
I'm not entirely sure Polaroid's discontinuing, so don't hold me to that, but my best friend has a camera and uses lots of film told me. =/
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photography
how do you do this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/mary_contrary/Friends%20Only%20Banners/friendsonlyfieldpolo.jpg
how does every shot perfectly match up with the other. or does it? (link)
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It doesn't take alot of editing, but I suppose it takes a bit. The simplest way to do that is to actually have a real Polaroid camera and just take like, a panorama shot. Buut, of course you could just use a Polaroid border in Photoshop. [:
http://graphicssoft.about.com/od/pselements/ss/polaroid_2.htm
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where can i get this camera? and its film? (link)
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I've been told that Polaroid is going to stop making film for their cameras at either the end of 2008 or 2009, so be warned. [:
But definitely try Walmart or Target. Maybe even Ebay:]
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how can i take a picture of something on my computer.
I want a picture of this person in a youtube video to send it to my friends, but I can't copy and paste it. Theres something where you hit CTRL and then something? (link)
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Look on your keyboard for a button that says Print Screen. It should be near your F keys at the top of your keyboard. Open paint, click Copy+Paste and the image should appear. You can edit it now however you'd like. Save it. Upload. :]
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im 15,almost 16,and was wondering if there is anyway i could buy a ticket for transportation
plane train dont matter
to new jersey from california
and if so the costs (link)
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Ever heard of Google, or Expedia.com?
If you have the cash, I'd say you could buy a ticket.
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because my fiend and i went out for a quest and we both had to crap.i crawled up into a tree and crap onto the ground and she laughed so had she diarrhea-ud all over her self...it was gross and fun at the same time...ps...i didnt get to wipe..lol (link)
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Do I think poop is gross? No, I think it's natural. Do I think this question was completely unnecessary and childish? Yes, I do.
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okay im 14/f and my bf spent the night at my house, we made out big time. i sat on his lap facing him, and he went hard, i think he might have spermed but he doesn't know, i was wearing sweat pants and so was he so is their a posibility that im pregnat? (link)
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No, you not only might not be pregnant, you are not pregnant. If he "spermed but doesn't know" then it would've had to travel through several layers of clothing. Plus one would kind of assume you know when you cum, so I'd say he didn't.
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so ya me and my bf like having oral and i was wondering, he likes to stick his tounge all the way up my vagina, and i mean ALL the way! is that normal?
also, my boobs are huge, theyre D's, and i have a friend who isnt my bf, but he really likes to squeeze my boobs and touch my when im naked. is that cheating? (link)
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Um, yes it's normal and yes, it is cheating. Don't be naked with anyone other than someone you have a relationship with.
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i am going to the Bahamas in a couple of months. and my friend said there there is this place where you can get coach/Louis Vuitton/douney and bourke stuff for real cheap. but she forgot what it is called. she told me what island it is on, but i forgot which one, she said it started with a T. and i think the name is something like Straw Market or something like that. if you know what i am talking about please tell me about it! thanks! (link)
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Lol, the straw market on Nassau is crazy! You can probably find just about anything there.
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Okay, well my type of music ranges from death metal to acoustic or rock.
I need some cute lovey-dovey songs! and then abe some other good ones that might intrest me!
thanks! :) (link)
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Oh honey, do I like cute lovey-dovey songs. My music taste is a bit different from yours, but lol, I don't know of many death metal love songs. [:
America-Sister Golden Hair
Abba- Take A Chance on Me
Beach Boys- Don't Worry Baby
The Beatles- I Want To Hold Your Hand
The Beatles- Michelle
Ben E King- Stand By Me
Brett Dennen- She's Mine
Colbie Caillat- Little Things
Cute Is What We Aim For- Curse of Curves
Death Cab For Cutie- I Will Follow You Into The Dark
Eisley- I Wasn't Prepared For You
Finger Eleven- One Thing
Flaming Lips- Do You Realize
Head Automatica- Beating Hearts Baby
Hellogoodbye- Baby, It's fact
Howie Day- Collide
Mandy Moore- Only Hope
Macy Gray- I Try
Mr. Big- To Be With You
Natasha Bedingfield- These Words
Lovin Spoonful- Do You Believe In Magic
Partridge Family- I Think I Love You
The Kinks- Lola
Moldy Peaches- Anyone Else But You [[from the movie Juno]]
The Kooks- She Movies In Her Own Way
And I'm obligated to add in the macerena, by los del rio. [[:
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I just met a guy yesterday and well I really liked everything about him and my friend talked to him and he likes me too. =]But last time I liked a guy we kind of hooked up and went out but it went too fast so we ended up breaking up after a week. I want to really get to know this new guy and actually like him for him not just a guy to make-out with. I've never had a real boyfriend but recently i think I've found who I am and now I think I am ready to maybe get in a relationship but I want it to go slow. How can i make it so it wont end up like last time? I don't want to forget who I am and become obsessive or weird about this.
thanx =]] (link)
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You just met this guy like, yesterday or the day before and you already think you like each other? That should be enough of a bright red light, I think.
Become FRIENDS first. You'll get to know him before hooking up with him, which should, hopefully make your relationship deeper than just physical things. Be his BEST FRIEND before being his GIRLFRIEND.
Oh, and don't hook up with a guy after knowing him for only a week. These days, you never know what kind of critters he could have crawling around in his panties.
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my bf and i love each other but we are having a lot of problems because i feel like im not a priority because he never has time to talk to me. well right now his phone is broken too but he doesnt email and occasionally IMs. its just we used to talk so much and now we dont. we is super busy with school because its getting really tough and i know he wants to talk but he just doesnt have time!! what should we do because i keep getting hurt when he says he will call me and then doesnt. dont say understand him because this is serious. i am getting so upset and feel like their should be a way he can make time for me. and he cant do anything on fridays and a lot of times i cant on sat. or sun. and we cant on school nights. we go to different schools and im moving in 2 months so i want to spend every second possible with him. he does too and i know he wants to but he just cant seem to make time. i want to come up with a solution and stuff and i just want him to make me feel like he truly does love me and cares about me. if we cant solve this in a week (he asked me to give him a week to prove himself) then we are going to take a break(or breakup depending). he didnt want to call me today (like he promised!! he promised he was going to fix everything and make it all right and that it would OK and that he would call) but he didnt because he said it feels like i am upset with him (i AM...but i still love him) and he doesnt like going and talking to me when i am upset with him and unhappy with our relationship (he said). PLEEEASE what should i do? i dont even have a way of contacting him on a phone because his cell isnt working and hes getting a new one soon but idk when and he doesnt have a home phone. i have his dads # cause he has been calling on his dads cell when he had time to talk so should i call his dads phone?? thank you SO much...you dont know what this means.
i am so upset and sad and scared because i love him but i cant keep getting hurt. please help and i will rate thank you!! (link)
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Okay, flat out, I disagree with the user below me. If you are still in school, then you're under 18, correct? You might care about each other, but that doesn't make him "the one".
Boys will still be immature and yeah, it is a little bit lazy of him to not call, but that doesn't mean he doesn't love you. I've been too lazy to call my boyfriend and he just talks to me when I do call, or text or IM. Don't call his Dad's phone,because chances are that will look really,really bad in the end.
Tell your boyfriend flat out-- he can either do something to make it up to you until he gets a new cell phone, or he can IM or see you more often, or you can call it quits. There will be a million other boys in your life before you die, I promise. It's not the end of your life or the world if you two break up.
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